Matthew Williams
@mattheww1991.bsky.social
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Loves reading, writing, socialising, playing video games, and supporting Aston Villa. Big forehead.
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mattheww1991.bsky.social
It was specifically a 'get to know your colleague' call so I appreciated the effort to be interested!
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mattheww1991.bsky.social
Situation today, on a colleague seeing my Zelda mug on a call:

Colleague: 'Oh I know those games, my husband really likes them!'

Me: 'Oh really?'

Colleague: 'Yeah he really liked the 'Call of the Wild' game during lockdown. 😊'

Me, holding back the biggest 'Um Akshually' in history: 'Oh, cool!'
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jdcmedlock.bsky.social
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
mattheww1991.bsky.social
Two Villa goals for England 🥹
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beardedgenius.bsky.social
Vladimir Putin’s press secretary Dmitry Peskov is clearly David Moyes in a terrible disguise
mattheww1991.bsky.social
There's a luggage rack on this train and a compartment for bike storage. Guess where this guy has put his fold up bike.
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
mattheww1991.bsky.social
Picked up this edition of The Great Gatsby. It's not *the* cover, but a very good alternative.
mattheww1991.bsky.social
We had a geography teacher who had recorded a programme to show in a lesson, but had also recorded porn on the same tape. Amazingly he showed it in a lesson by accident, got a slap on the wrist, and then showed it *again* before he got the sack.
thefence.bsky.social
Fence #26 will be a special on all things print, and in tribute to the storied history of the UK gutter press, our letters page wants your GOSSIP & SCANDAL.

So, we're asking you all: what was the most scandalous (true or false) bit of gossip that dominated your school or neighbourhood growing up?
A photo of assembled paparazzi waiting to snap your shame for the scandal sheets.
mattheww1991.bsky.social
Infantino is going to give a speech on the eve of the World Cup about it being for everyone and he's somehow going to keep a straight face while doing it.
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beardedgenius.bsky.social
Terrible puppet and you can see his lips moving. My daughter’s birthday party is ruined.
mattheww1991.bsky.social
This is unfairly edited, it cuts off just before the Judge hurls Jenrick into supermarket freezer, had me cracking up.
mattheww1991.bsky.social
'We created something for our fans who are, of course, young children.'
knoebel.bsky.social
Nintendo released a new animation short called "Close to You" without any further information.

youtu.be/rsufGY5I8jA?...
mattheww1991.bsky.social
They're increasing their film portfolio, I'm wondering if they're going to start having shorts ahead of them like Pixar.
mattheww1991.bsky.social
I struggle with it a bit because I think they definitely went with the wrong project and person on this one, and the response is a mess. But from looking at the broader catalogue, it seems like they do a lot of good work too.
mattheww1991.bsky.social
Reminder that this is one of the best, and hardest working, accounts on here.
vgcartography.bsky.social
Midgar's scale is all outta whack if you look at it from far away + up close. but i figure it doesn't matter much since the game itself is kinda scaled weirdly, just focusing on the landmark areas, but still wonky to reconcile
mattheww1991.bsky.social
This is the latest thing I can find?
mattheww1991.bsky.social
Working at a company where the specific arrangements of a contract are agreed with an author years ahead of publication, this is wild to read.
mattheww1991.bsky.social
Seems very clumsy of them in truth, you definitely don't rush into action for something like this, you consider the response. And do better background checks on signing someone up!