Matthijs
@matthijs.bsky.social
All the dishes rattle in the cupboards when the elephants arrive
The goal is to demoralize us
February 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
The goal is to demoralize us
M'n wellness app doet aan gamification
February 17, 2026 at 9:38 PM
M'n wellness app doet aan gamification
Ploegenachtervolging zou niks voor mij zijn want ik ben geen kuddedier!!
February 17, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Ploegenachtervolging zou niks voor mij zijn want ik ben geen kuddedier!!
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I’m losing it at this post about this raver just constantly puking all over the place because people keep shitting on the dance floor.
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I’m losing it at this post about this raver just constantly puking all over the place because people keep shitting on the dance floor.
Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka
February 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka
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i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
Sommigen van jullie spelen teveel BUTTSUBUSHI
February 16, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Sommigen van jullie spelen teveel BUTTSUBUSHI
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A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.
February 16, 2026 at 3:54 AM
A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.
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Goeie reis en hou je haaks en kijk goed uit.
February 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Goeie reis en hou je haaks en kijk goed uit.
Geen carnaval dit jaar, wel 93 dagen nu geen drank of drugs 🧘♂️
February 15, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Geen carnaval dit jaar, wel 93 dagen nu geen drank of drugs 🧘♂️
Back at it
Mandarijnen en krentenbollen in de trein!!
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Back at it
Ik ga weer beginnen met deugen
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Ik ga weer beginnen met deugen
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This is definitely going to kill one CEO so thank you Nike
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
'E-bike for your feet': How bionic sneakers could change human mobility
Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.
n.pr
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
This is definitely going to kill one CEO so thank you Nike
Er gebeurt weer van alles
February 14, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Er gebeurt weer van alles
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her: are you stupid
me:
me:
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
her: are you stupid
me:
me:
Ik explain jou helemaal niks maat
explain this to me
✅Netherlands has by far the most Olympic speed skating medals of all time
✅Netherlands has by far the most Olympic field hockey medals of all time
❌ zero pipeline from Netherlands to the NHL
✅Netherlands has by far the most Olympic speed skating medals of all time
✅Netherlands has by far the most Olympic field hockey medals of all time
❌ zero pipeline from Netherlands to the NHL
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Ik explain jou helemaal niks maat
Ja maat maar denk maar zo: de uitvinder van de koprol werd ook raar aangekeken toch bro
February 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Ja maat maar denk maar zo: de uitvinder van de koprol werd ook raar aangekeken toch bro
Ik sta neutraal tegenover deugen
February 12, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Ik sta neutraal tegenover deugen
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Ik heb nog nooit zo'n boek van "Hendrik Groen" gelezen, maar als ik moet afgaan op het collectieve geheugen zou ik zeggen: "Pinkeltje in het bejaardentehuis".
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Ik heb nog nooit zo'n boek van "Hendrik Groen" gelezen, maar als ik moet afgaan op het collectieve geheugen zou ik zeggen: "Pinkeltje in het bejaardentehuis".
[Wijselijk] Bijbel Beukers☝️😌
Bijbel Beukers?
February 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
[Wijselijk] Bijbel Beukers☝️😌