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Matthijs
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All the dishes rattle in the cupboards when the elephants arrive
The goal is to demoralize us
Dit is zo’n downgrade.
February 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
M'n wellness app doet aan gamification
February 17, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Ploegenachtervolging zou niks voor mij zijn want ik ben geen kuddedier!!
February 17, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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I’m losing it at this post about this raver just constantly puking all over the place because people keep shitting on the dance floor.
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka
February 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Sommigen van jullie spelen teveel BUTTSUBUSHI
February 16, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.
February 16, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Goeie reis en hou je haaks en kijk goed uit.
February 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Geen carnaval dit jaar, wel 93 dagen nu geen drank of drugs 🧘‍♂️
February 15, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Back at it
Mandarijnen en krentenbollen in de trein!!
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Ik ga weer beginnen met deugen
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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This is definitely going to kill one CEO so thank you Nike
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Snap je?
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Er gebeurt weer van alles
February 14, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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her: are you stupid

me:
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
How im tryna be
February 13, 2026 at 12:05 PM
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Effrey Jeppstein
February 12, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Ik explain jou helemaal niks maat
explain this to me

✅Netherlands has by far the most Olympic speed skating medals of all time

✅Netherlands has by far the most Olympic field hockey medals of all time

❌ zero pipeline from Netherlands to the NHL
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Ja maat maar denk maar zo: de uitvinder van de koprol werd ook raar aangekeken toch bro
February 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Ik sta neutraal tegenover deugen
February 12, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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Ik heb nog nooit zo'n boek van "Hendrik Groen" gelezen, maar als ik moet afgaan op het collectieve geheugen zou ik zeggen: "Pinkeltje in het bejaardentehuis".
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
[Wijselijk] Bijbel Beukers☝️😌
February 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM