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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · 18h

Jack attempts to create a microwave for the Saudi market and doesn’t realize it looks exactly like the Kaaba until the first ad runs.

Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 19h

Jenna would make Liz write jokes for her, Liz would write a bunch of feminist material because she’s mad at Jenna and then try to pull it at the last minute because she’s worried for Jenna’s safety. Jenna would ham it up so hard that the Saudis would love it as parody of shrill American women

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 19h

which 30 rock character was most likely to headline the riyadh comedy festival, tracy or jenna

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · 6d

“That’s just 17 more yards of opportunity to Run The Dang Ball!”

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Sep 3

“And I beheld a pale horse”

The sooner schooner flipped over with 2 white horses in front of it.

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Aug 31

Ethical Nole-Monogamy

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Aug 30

Moonknight “random bullshit go!” Meme with “Gus Malzahn” written over the henchman saying “Moonknight”

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Aug 30

It’s important that the exterior of his apartment building be a place that publishes a wide variety of opinions. Even those opinions make some people uncomfortable.

CNN @cnn.com · Aug 30

The apartment building of New York Times Executive Editor Joseph Kahn was defaced with red paint and graffiti in the early hours of Friday morning.

The paint covered the walls and front steps to the apartment building, and writing at the base of the steps read, “Joe Kahn lies Gaza dies.”

Top New York Times editor’s apartment building vandalized with paint and graffiti | CNN

The Greenwich Village apartment building of New York Times Executive Editor Joseph Kahn was defaced with red paint and graffiti in the early hours of Friday morning.

www.cnn.com

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Aug 13

A legit example of healthy masculinity

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Aug 11

So future history books are going to have a chapter titled “Big Balls incident and the federal military takeover of Washington DC” huh?

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · May 29

Snowtep?

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Apr 20

Rolling up to the first debate like

Pro wrestler Big Van Vader wearing a metal helmet based on a mastodon head.

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Apr 1

If a dead-eyed careerist like Booker sees “making a stink about Elon Musk being bad” as an opportunity for him to get attention, that feels like a somewhat positive thing, right?

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Mar 26

Do they think “got rich doing financial crimes and does drugs on a yacht” is an image that would *hurt* them with prospective Duke enrollees?

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Feb 14

Pardon me?

Highlighted text: “The post, written by Xavier LaFlamme,”

Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Jan 21

Invoking his right of Ohio Prima Nocta to take the first scoop from any protein powder container.

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Jan 18

Mr Johansen, big fan of your work as the metal-plate having villain in the Hulk Hogan film Mr Nanny. Thank you for your service.

David Johansen as the villain in Mr Nanny. Though, in retrospect, in trying to stop Hulk Hogan he may have been the hero.

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Dec 24

Tonight you will be visited by three spirits

The 3 faces of fear: Brutus beefcake, John Tenta, and Kevin Sullivan

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Nov 3

“Venom meets Antioch” segment on a future fullcast?

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Nov 2

Where and how soon can I purchase a “Vanderbilt - 2025 Alabama State Champions” shirt?

Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Oct 2

When you turn on a game and Gary Danielson is commentating.

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Jun 4

The Tom Rinaldi segment is going to be a doozy

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Mar 21

Regional Governor: “What are you gonna do, act as the flail of God?”

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Dec 27

“I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me.”

Best single line from a song. Just one line.

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Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Nov 2

Valhalla Condominiums in Palm Beach is where you spend the afterlife if you die of an aneurysm brought on by getting mad at something you saw on Facebook.

Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Oct 7

Stumbled upon the remains of someone making a definitive choice about not being a type of guy.

Matt King @mattking.bsky.social · Oct 3

Matt Gaetz looks like the villain from a Muppets Movie. You can easily imagine Miss Piggy karate chopping this goon.

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