mattoak
@mattoak.bsky.social
Sounders, Arsenal, Pinball. Not always in that order. Seattle.
Been playing such good pinball since being given this COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT
My guy just chased me down in the neighborhood to show me, the contents of this ghau box actually came from the dalai lama blessing fabric so. Come at me bro, I'm invincible.
I love my fucking neighborhood.
I love my fucking neighborhood.
He also gifted me this ghau box, by my understanding a charm to protect my dumb ass. It showed up as I arrived, he had to pay a butt ton of tariffs to receive them. Picked out thread for me to wear it around my neck.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Been playing such good pinball since being given this COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT
We have left the damn planet and some people don't leave their county
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
We have left the damn planet and some people don't leave their county
Fuck I miss my 67 XR-7 so much
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Fuck I miss my 67 XR-7 so much
"What's with the pizza bracelet"
It's a hair tie lol
It's a hair tie lol
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"What's with the pizza bracelet"
It's a hair tie lol
It's a hair tie lol
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Blessing your timeline with the Golden Girls in golden outfits ✨
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Blessing your timeline with the Golden Girls in golden outfits ✨
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Go Huskies! Elite Eight! #NCAAWomensSoccerChampionship
Washington Huskies women's soccer punches ticket to NCAA Elite Eight
www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-hu...
Washington Huskies women's soccer punches ticket to NCAA Elite Eight
www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-hu...
UW women's soccer punches ticket to NCAA Elite Eight in penalty shootout
After 120 minutes of play, the last 30 down a player, UW women’s soccer upset Virginia in penalty kicks to punch their ticket to the NCAA Elite Eight.
www.seattletimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Go Huskies! Elite Eight! #NCAAWomensSoccerChampionship
Washington Huskies women's soccer punches ticket to NCAA Elite Eight
www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-hu...
Washington Huskies women's soccer punches ticket to NCAA Elite Eight
www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-hu...
Everyone really needs to travel the country more. As someone who has visited every state but Hawaii, there's some weird shit out there y'all.
I forgot I lived in Bergen county NJ for a moment where it’s illegal to buy 90% of things on Sunday
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Everyone really needs to travel the country more. As someone who has visited every state but Hawaii, there's some weird shit out there y'all.
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Cowboys Eagles is coming down to who kicks themselves in the groin last
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Cowboys Eagles is coming down to who kicks themselves in the groin last
What in the fuuuuck are the cowboys doing lmao
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
What in the fuuuuck are the cowboys doing lmao
There's a man in a giant cowboys hat very happy running around the bar
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
There's a man in a giant cowboys hat very happy running around the bar
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
Nick Rolovich will be Cal's interim head coach, per source. The former Hawaii/Wazzu HC is currently a senior offensive analyst.
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
Jameis Winston is a sex pest while we're on the subject
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Jameis Winston is a sex pest while we're on the subject
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
Wtf Mobile
Local police officers and sheriffs in Mobile, Alabama, are abducting a man from the waiting room of a car dealership mechanic shop on behalf of ICE/DHS. During the kidnapping, he is administered an unidentified sedative.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Wtf Mobile
6 points clear of *rubs eyes* does that say Chelsea?!
Yay Arsenal anyway.
Yay Arsenal anyway.
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
6 points clear of *rubs eyes* does that say Chelsea?!
Yay Arsenal anyway.
Yay Arsenal anyway.
Oh wtf Richarlison lol
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Oh wtf Richarlison lol
Took the dog to poop and missed a Arsenal goal. Build that differential!
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Took the dog to poop and missed a Arsenal goal. Build that differential!
Trossy on some nonsense, I'll have it. Up Arsenal
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Trossy on some nonsense, I'll have it. Up Arsenal
Going to bed go Arsenal in the morning haha
Take the Son out of Spurs but can't take the Spurs out of Son lol
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Going to bed go Arsenal in the morning haha
Take the Son out of Spurs but can't take the Spurs out of Son lol
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Take the Son out of Spurs but can't take the Spurs out of Son lol
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y'all, check out the horn section here. especially you, @mattoak.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
y'all, check out the horn section here. especially you, @mattoak.bsky.social
My guy just chased me down in the neighborhood to show me, the contents of this ghau box actually came from the dalai lama blessing fabric so. Come at me bro, I'm invincible.
I love my fucking neighborhood.
I love my fucking neighborhood.
He also gifted me this ghau box, by my understanding a charm to protect my dumb ass. It showed up as I arrived, he had to pay a butt ton of tariffs to receive them. Picked out thread for me to wear it around my neck.
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My guy just chased me down in the neighborhood to show me, the contents of this ghau box actually came from the dalai lama blessing fabric so. Come at me bro, I'm invincible.
I love my fucking neighborhood.
I love my fucking neighborhood.