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mattoak.bsky.social
mattoak
@mattoak.bsky.social
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Sounders, Arsenal, Pinball. Not always in that order. Seattle.
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 25d
I'm doing Extra Life again this year. For the kids! Please donate if you can. Watch me go insane as I play video games on Twitch for 24 straight hours. Will try to stream some pinball this year. Every 10 bucks gets you in a RAD raffle.

Donate Link: www.extra-life.org/participants...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 12h
HE'S INVADING HIS OWN CITIES
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brent is Saw Gerrera-pilled @therealbrent.bsky.social · 13h
The New York Times is irredeemable
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 12h
This a screen of the show on the wall
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 12h
Homie getting in his mario 3 during Pitbull lmao
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 12h
OK look Pitbull is a fucking amazing entertainer he's fucking great I can't even take a dig
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 13h
Dear God he said the line MR SUITEWORLDWIDE
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 14h
Soon: Mr Worldwide, Pitbull.
A big ass tent covered in lights and screens
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 14h
Day 3 of conference: oh, wait, right, I hate people
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 18h
"we are going to murder americans without due process"
~pam bondi, US attorney general
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 21h
My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18h
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 18h
Make that deviled egg bun a scotch egg and you're really in business
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d
Wagyu Bacon Cheeseburger Deviled Egg Slider
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 18h
This seems cool yeah?
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Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · 18h
Proud to stand shoulder to shoulder—and paw to paw—with Trupanion as our new front-of-kit partner. Let’s go, Seattle! 🐾
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 19h
Not one media person has the courage to just like follow up on basic shit. We're cooked.
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 19h
I'm not mad (how can a mariners fan even be mad), I'm just disappointed.
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 19h
You might as well have asked him about banning the California raisins this dudes brain is pudding
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20h
feels like it should be a big deal that the president is directing the invasion of american cities based on what are almost certainly AI videos shown to him by his staff

maybe one of our ostensible news organizations could track down exactly what it is that he's seeing
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 20h
Against Skubal lol fuck
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 20h
K well game 5 Friday, yuck. Should've been a sweep and here we are. Sigh.
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 20h
Fuck
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 21h
We'll extend him on the bus during the parade
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 21h
Our guy on 2nd is allegedly telling the batter what pitch is coming

But our guy om 2nd is a lunatic and probably just fucking with them because the pitcher is tipping bad anyway
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 21h
Naylor stealing bases AND signs
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 23h
I do not want to be on a plane where someone in the EXIT ROW can't follow basic instructions. Fuck that dude. No fly list him.
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Kashmir Hill @kashhill.bsky.social · 1d
This is absolutely wild. I’m on a cross country flight. We are being diverted midway through to Denver. The reason? Some dude is sitting in the exit row who didn’t pay the $155 fee and he refuses to move back to his seat.
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 1d
More different Vegas pizza
2 pizza
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 1d
Lmao nevermind eating my throw up back in
Turned it around 500 dollars ticket from 100
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mattoak @mattoak.bsky.social · 1d
Throwing up
Just pain
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