mattphobic
@mattphobic.bsky.social
this guy doesn’t even follow me and he’s citing me citing his own lore. i think i found my new job.
August 27, 2023 at 12:47 AM
this guy doesn’t even follow me and he’s citing me citing his own lore. i think i found my new job.
is it just me or is this place in a mood tonight?
August 27, 2023 at 12:43 AM
is it just me or is this place in a mood tonight?
when this sky ferreira song gets stuck in my head, the rest of my thoughts fucking dance 🎧
Nobody Asked Me (If I Was Okay)
Sky Ferreira · Song · 2013
open.spotify.com
August 26, 2023 at 11:51 PM
when this sky ferreira song gets stuck in my head, the rest of my thoughts fucking dance 🎧
he almost spun the wheel
of life to a perfect $1.00—r.i.p. bob
of life to a perfect $1.00—r.i.p. bob
Bob Barker, an unflappable television emcee who was known for his time hosting “The Price is Right,” died Aug. 26 at his home in Los Angeles. He was 99. wapo.st/3EfdWjq
August 26, 2023 at 6:52 PM
he almost spun the wheel
of life to a perfect $1.00—r.i.p. bob
of life to a perfect $1.00—r.i.p. bob
i’m adding eepy to my ever-growing list of words i never want to see or hear again
If you claim to be "woke", then why are you eepy all the time?
August 26, 2023 at 4:17 PM
i’m adding eepy to my ever-growing list of words i never want to see or hear again
bf just showed me a video of ed sheeran working a starbucks and i think that might be their biggest labor violation to date
August 26, 2023 at 4:14 PM
bf just showed me a video of ed sheeran working a starbucks and i think that might be their biggest labor violation to date
3 words i didn’t ever want strung together in a single sentence—“the fungal apocalypse”
The Battle Against the Fungal Apocalypse Is Just Beginning
Fungal infections are rising worldwide and climate change may be to blame. Medicine isn’t ready.
www.wired.com
August 26, 2023 at 2:44 PM
3 words i didn’t ever want strung together in a single sentence—“the fungal apocalypse”
but I am telling you, that mother f***er back there is not real
August 26, 2023 at 5:37 AM
but I am telling you, that mother f***er back there is not real
this is so incredibly real
bursting into tears when my boyfriend straight up abandons me (he’s going to the bathroom)
August 26, 2023 at 3:51 AM
this is so incredibly real
if i were a cleaning product, you’d better f-ing believe i’d be goo gone
August 25, 2023 at 11:34 PM
if i were a cleaning product, you’d better f-ing believe i’d be goo gone
Reposted by mattphobic
Exact same constipated scowl, he’s just a few Pantone swatches more orange and you can actually see his eyes because he’s not being lit like a cheap purse on QVC
August 25, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Exact same constipated scowl, he’s just a few Pantone swatches more orange and you can actually see his eyes because he’s not being lit like a cheap purse on QVC
Reposted by mattphobic
Remember: The real freeloaders in this country are the rich, not the poor.
The richest 1% evade $163 billion in taxes every year.
The United States literally has a yacht tax deduction.
Hello?
The richest 1% evade $163 billion in taxes every year.
The United States literally has a yacht tax deduction.
Hello?
August 25, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Remember: The real freeloaders in this country are the rich, not the poor.
The richest 1% evade $163 billion in taxes every year.
The United States literally has a yacht tax deduction.
Hello?
The richest 1% evade $163 billion in taxes every year.
The United States literally has a yacht tax deduction.
Hello?
the likes don’t love you back
August 25, 2023 at 5:42 PM
the likes don’t love you back
sister is sistering, brother is brothering
August 25, 2023 at 5:19 PM
sister is sistering, brother is brothering
agree with my friend here except i am BEYOND over mother and daddy can we please retire them?
August 25, 2023 at 5:12 PM
agree with my friend here except i am BEYOND over mother and daddy can we please retire them?
y'all we scored amazing tix to see lana del rey and i might pass out dead
August 25, 2023 at 3:24 PM
y'all we scored amazing tix to see lana del rey and i might pass out dead
pb&j with grape jelly is correct final answer
August 24, 2023 at 11:03 PM
pb&j with grape jelly is correct final answer
otis gets so annoyed with me while i’m working. my job is his burden.
August 24, 2023 at 7:45 PM
otis gets so annoyed with me while i’m working. my job is his burden.
words come out of my mouth at work that i would never say irl and i have decided that should be called capitalism ventriloquism
August 24, 2023 at 5:01 PM
words come out of my mouth at work that i would never say irl and i have decided that should be called capitalism ventriloquism
in honor of the lana tix i WILL be getting tomorrow, i present the song that will be occupying my brain until then 🎧
August 24, 2023 at 4:17 PM
in honor of the lana tix i WILL be getting tomorrow, i present the song that will be occupying my brain until then 🎧
remembering yesterday morning when i woke up to find my new ear piercing buried inside my ear. the front had already closed up so i had no other option than to pull the whole thing out through the back. today is already an improvement. oh, and never get pierced at claire’s
August 24, 2023 at 1:31 PM
remembering yesterday morning when i woke up to find my new ear piercing buried inside my ear. the front had already closed up so i had no other option than to pull the whole thing out through the back. today is already an improvement. oh, and never get pierced at claire’s
why do i always want to live in fictional towns where there are mass murderers on the loose? i’m all like, “tbh it’s worth the risk for that house and view.” 📽️
August 23, 2023 at 11:46 PM
why do i always want to live in fictional towns where there are mass murderers on the loose? i’m all like, “tbh it’s worth the risk for that house and view.” 📽️
finally addressing the gap in my scream knowledge 📽️ Filmsky
August 23, 2023 at 11:25 PM
finally addressing the gap in my scream knowledge 📽️ Filmsky