maxel tov!
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maxel tov!
@max3000.bsky.social
he/him. invert, tf@g, jew
When I was a teen I didn't know the word giallo but I'd heard of spaghetti westerns, so when I started getting into Italian splatter film I dubbed the subgenre "spag-horror"
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
bad excuses-to-enjoyment ratio
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
We should really use the voiced palatal fricative more in English, I think it would really zhuzh the language up
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
A more defensible claim is that comparing religious and secular forms of anti-LGBT rhetoric reveals the extent to which the "secular" in the anglosphere is just "white protestant christianity" with the serial numbers filed off 😅
Friend forwarded me a gender studies paper on GC activism, which claims that LGBT-hate was more motivated by religious bigotry in the past but in the modern era is more grounded in secular reasoning, and wow how absolutely and hilariously wrong on both counts
January 22, 2026 at 11:54 PM
going to concert alone and going to concert with friend are 2 different activities and I love them both :)
January 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM
a strong contender (austrian lesbian 90s scifi, yes it rules)
January 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Lesbian camp baybee!!!
January 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
idk if my friend who loved Star Trek and Stephen Colbert would've loved everything about Starfleet Academy, but he'd've really loved Stephen Colbert's voice as the digital dean 💔 I miss you, friend
January 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 AM
it was my dad's but I stole it 😅
January 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
what a day to be a UK/US dual national
hi Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in my city yesterday and they don't want you to know his name is Jonathan Ross.

so if you need to know who Jonathan Ross is, that's who Jonathan Ross is. the ICE agent who murdered that woman? yeah his name is Jonathan Ross.

fuck you Bluesky.
January 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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do not read this as a british person
hi Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in my city yesterday and they don't want you to know his name is Jonathan Ross.

so if you need to know who Jonathan Ross is, that's who Jonathan Ross is. the ICE agent who murdered that woman? yeah his name is Jonathan Ross.

fuck you Bluesky.
January 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
hate crime
nope. we're done here. shut it down
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I mean yeah
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
everything is extremely evil but at least it's also very very stupid!!
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you

Hi, I'm malaria
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

hey im river
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

If I had to pick just one? lets go wiiiiith surviving a terrifying car wreck? Or Booze.
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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personally quite upset that Metropolis (1927) turned out to be this prophetic.
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
🚨🚨🚨it's real!!!! Track 1 of the new Peter Gabriel album drops tomorrow!!! 🤩🤩🤩
January 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
My neighbor from small-town Alabama when we were both 6 just got in touch with me for the first time in almost 30 years and she's woke and cool and I'm quite delighted
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM