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maxie
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i take umbridge with a lot of american english but calling your children “littles” has got to be the worst
February 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
WHO PLAYS DEADLOCK AND WANTS TO SEND ME AN INVITE
January 31, 2026 at 12:36 PM
i don’t wanna work tomorrow :(
January 25, 2026 at 10:24 PM
many people on this app seem to have the curious opinion that deleting your twitter account is some form of activism
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Reposted by maxie
In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
merry christmas to all the faggots out there
December 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
candace owens turning up dead on christmas morning is insane omfg
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
pikmin
October 2, 2025 at 8:38 AM
the way you still can’t send images in dms
July 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
can’t make it to dnd today so trying to explain how to pilot my complicated ass character with 3 classes
a woman with a ring on her finger is making a face .
Alt: tia mowery explains something complicated using her hands
media.tenor.com
July 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
reading Sun Tzu’s ‘the art of war’ so as to more effectively argue with incels on the internet
July 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
making a “which harry potter house is your credit card information” quiz to mass scam mid 30s white millennials
June 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
this was herstory kinda
June 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
i’ve had enough of face cards show me your COCK
June 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
if i want my boyfriend to also have a boyfriend that is also my boyfriend , how can i achieve that
June 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
it’s about to get real non binary in here
June 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
and let me add that he/they back to my bio while we’re at it
NEW STEVEN UNIVERSE SERIES CONFIRMED FOR PRIME VIDEO AT THE ANNECY FESTIVAL

It's called "Steven Universe: Lars of the Stars".
June 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
£1200 for new pc with a 5070… is that worth it
a woman is sitting in a stadium with a crowd of people watching a game and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a stadium with a crowd of people watching a game and making a funny face .
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June 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
*touches the razor burns above his dick* who did this to you ……………
May 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
just decided it’s non-binary summer so yous may get rid of them genders of yours before i do it for ya
May 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
tonight i’m thinking … clair obscure expedition 33, at least 2 joints, and jerking off
a woman in a floral dress is standing in front of a house with a tiktok watermark
ALT: a woman in a floral dress is standing in front of a house with a tiktok watermark
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May 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
this is frying me
May 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
people recording themselves putting other records in front of one’s they don’t like will never not be the most embarrassing thing ever
March 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
there is something insidious and impure about a guy called “christopher” who goes by “topher”
March 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM