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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her)

@maximelemal.bsky.social

My dream is Eat dirt

✨My soulmate @cuddlefl00fs.bsky.social✨
💚💛La chérie de Maxime Le Mal🪳🇫🇷

24🔹AuDHD🔹Ficto🔹No dupes please!
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💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her) @maximelemal.bsky.social · Nov 14

Looking for people! #promosky

🎨Art
💚Ficto/Yume
🏳️‍🌈LGBT+
♾️AuDHD
👾Nostalgic Gaming
🤖Animatronics
📟Old Tech
🤡Shitposts
🌌Liminal Space/Nostalgiacore
🧸Plushies+Old Toys
😺Animals
👀Old Cartoons
🤨Despicable Me
🚀Meet the Robinsons
👻Casper
😎Johnny Bravo
⛏️Minecraft
🎮ES+Fallout
🚸Animal Crossing

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OTTO 🌺

@mediamonster.bsky.social

The secret to archiving is that you get really attached to a fictional character, and you want to learn everything about them. But since information about them is locked away behind self published books from the 1980s, it’s now your mission to find these sacred texts.

December 28, 2024 at 4:29 AM

💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her)

@maximelemal.bsky.social

December 28, 2024 at 3:43 PM

💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her)

@maximelemal.bsky.social

For Christmas I got myself this lovely commission from brahchan on Twitter and I adore it very very much! I've commissioned them before and I absolutely love how they draw Maxime
#drawing #art #commission #despicableme4 #maximelemal #selfship #selfshipping #selfinsert #yumejoshi #yumeship

December 27, 2024 at 3:55 PM

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Kanako 🏳️‍⚧️

@charafan.bsky.social

December 22, 2024 at 9:19 PM

💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her)

@maximelemal.bsky.social

December 23, 2024 at 6:14 PM

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Little aliens forever

@lilalienz4ever.bsky.social

a barrel of GREEN!!! has spilled over, and no other then flug happened to be in it. the little alien sqeaks out a little "eeu"

December 21, 2024 at 9:13 AM

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🌈🌺Sarah🤓🩷

@cuddlefl00fs.bsky.social

Watched Carl Be Not Proud again. This boy has an evil streak and I'm going to exploit the hell out of it 😈 #Sarl #CarlChryniszzswics #selfinsert #CarlJohnnyBravo #selfship #yumeship

Sarah dressed as the devil, grabbing Carl's chin seducing him. They're looking into each other's eyes mischievously

December 20, 2024 at 6:21 PM

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✨steph ✨🏳️‍🌈

@iridescentdreams.bsky.social

December 20, 2024 at 1:15 PM

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Allan and Klaus's Hubby (Comms Open)

@wulfums.bsky.social

Can I have a moment of silence…. 😔🫡

December 20, 2024 at 4:45 AM

💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her)

@maximelemal.bsky.social

Poor Little Meow Meow has the Christmas drip 💅✨ (also his arena event team lost but shhh)
#tamagotchi #tamagotchis #tamagotchiuni #virtualpet #virtualpets #vpet #vpets

December 20, 2024 at 6:08 PM

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edd

@popnpog.bsky.social

December 20, 2024 at 6:30 AM

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zanta

@zeegeeclover.bsky.social

Reading my own smutty works like

Someone banging their fist on the ground while blushing with hearts surrounding them

December 19, 2024 at 9:29 AM

💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her)

@maximelemal.bsky.social

Big Carl is so iconic

🌈🌺Sarah🤓🩷 @cuddlefl00fs.bsky.social · Dec 19

Here have the best picture I've ever taken
#thebigcarl #johnnybravo #carlchryniszzswics #selfship #yumeship #carlsjr

A real picture of me, wearing my Tick shirt, high off my ass, lovingly and with barely contained laughter I feed my Carl Chryniszzswics pillow my Big Carl, a burger from Carl's Jr with the words "the Big Carl" on the wrapper. The Wii stands proud in the background as a testament to our love

December 20, 2024 at 12:11 AM

💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her)

@maximelemal.bsky.social

Had a lovely little date with my lovely little wife @cuddlefl00fs.bsky.social, my bug husband, and my egg son! We went to Bookmans as usual, so I showed my son his trapped overpriced brethren.

#despicableme #despicableme4 #maximelemal #selfship #selfshipping #yumejoshi #yumeship #tamagotchi

December 20, 2024 at 12:11 AM

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Zep

@wormbagged.bsky.social

(2012) Drew fan art of a weird blanket I own.

December 15, 2024 at 11:17 PM

💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her)

@maximelemal.bsky.social

Look at how cute my wife is right now 🔫

🌈🌺Sarah🤓🩷 @cuddlefl00fs.bsky.social · Dec 15

I always belonged in this screenshot I think 🩷 #Sarl #selfinsert #selfship #carlchryniszzswics #johnnybravo #yumeship #edit #screenshotedit

Sarah is hugging Carl with her head to his chest, and he looks lovestruck. There's a bunch of little pink hears floating in the air around them 🩷

December 16, 2024 at 9:04 PM

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Meoow.co

@catelovers.bsky.social

December 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM

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🌈🌺Sarah🤓🩷

@cuddlefl00fs.bsky.social

Of course I gotta share our story here too!!

A reddit post on r/fanfiction from user Cuddlefl00fs. It's labeled NSFW with the flair Smut Talk. It reads:
Me and my girlfriend want to fuck the same obscure character, the bowler hat guy from Meet the Robinsons. I was the only one who was writing fics about him, until I saw a new fic on ao3, with the tag, "this isn't fucking disgusting like those OTHER Goob fanfics" so of course I had to respond. I did, we started talking, we became girlfriends, and she lives with me now. She is the light of my life, and I love sharing our story! You can still find our comments on her fic.

A thread of comments on Archive of Our Own on the fanfic Comfortable Warmth by ERS220 between her and user OneLearnsToLoveIt.
OneLearnsToLoveIt: Thems fightin' words!!!
But seriously though, I hate my shit and I'm glad someone else can finally destroy me. Delicious. Finally, some good fucking Goob porn.
ERS220: Bitch I'm fucking quaking I didn't expect you to see my fic But I feel honored? No offense to you at all but I was like "imma write my OWN Goob porn and now look where we are
OneLearnsToLoveIt: You realize we're friends now. I don't know how it's going to happen, but we're friends.
ERS220: Uh yes please I approve. You got Discord? I need some more Goob talk in my life.
The thread is cut off there

December 16, 2024 at 8:23 PM

💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her)

@maximelemal.bsky.social

My art block is still terrible but here's a silly doodle of Maxime begrudgingly taking care of Poor Little Meow Meow for me
#drawing #art #despicableme #despicableme4 #maximelemal #selfship #selfshipping #selfinsert #yumejoshi #yumeship #tamagotchi #tamagotchiuni

December 15, 2024 at 2:56 AM

💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her)

@maximelemal.bsky.social

Hold him gently like hamburger.....

Veronica || Going insane over a Magician 💜 @trixieswife.bsky.social · Dec 11

Guess I'm keeping a small stone in my pocket now, hope he turns back 😭

Yumeverse ! @yumeverse.bsky.social · Dec 11

🌼 • interactive

Your f/o turns into a small stone. What do you do about this?

December 11, 2024 at 11:42 PM

💚The Roachwife™🪳 (she/her)

@maximelemal.bsky.social

I've been taking a mini-break from social media since I'm dealing with some nasty PMS, but here's an update on the tamas. Little guy on the Uni is named Poor Little Meow Meow, baby on the Pix is named Sabrina AKA Shartina because she be shittin
#tamagotchi #tamagotchipix #tamagotchiuni