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@maximumride.bsky.social
· Nov 11
add me on umamusume <4
(i love the new trainer card update)
(i love the new trainer card update)
I was like 'why is umamusume there??' then i remembered i used steam for my f2p account that i havent played on in months lmao
otherwise accurate <3 me and the bestie finished our stardew coop farm this year so ofc stardew would be the actual most played
otherwise accurate <3 me and the bestie finished our stardew coop farm this year so ofc stardew would be the actual most played
December 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I was like 'why is umamusume there??' then i remembered i used steam for my f2p account that i havent played on in months lmao
otherwise accurate <3 me and the bestie finished our stardew coop farm this year so ofc stardew would be the actual most played
otherwise accurate <3 me and the bestie finished our stardew coop farm this year so ofc stardew would be the actual most played
doing research and brainstorming for an idea ive had for a while (few years) and
i have played a concerning amount of gachas
if it exists i have probably downloaded it out of curiosity ☠️ gives me a lot of material to think about though
i have played a concerning amount of gachas
if it exists i have probably downloaded it out of curiosity ☠️ gives me a lot of material to think about though
December 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
doing research and brainstorming for an idea ive had for a while (few years) and
i have played a concerning amount of gachas
if it exists i have probably downloaded it out of curiosity ☠️ gives me a lot of material to think about though
i have played a concerning amount of gachas
if it exists i have probably downloaded it out of curiosity ☠️ gives me a lot of material to think about though
wake up dead man, very good time loved it
have now seen the second and third movies but not the og knives out 😂
have now seen the second and third movies but not the og knives out 😂
December 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
wake up dead man, very good time loved it
have now seen the second and third movies but not the og knives out 😂
have now seen the second and third movies but not the og knives out 😂
i bought a loaf of bread this week that i dont think i’ll get through before i leave for vacay… therefore tomorrow i think imma convert most of it to french toast and freeze it all
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i bought a loaf of bread this week that i dont think i’ll get through before i leave for vacay… therefore tomorrow i think imma convert most of it to french toast and freeze it all
Got a 68% on my mgmt 350 final i could kill someone
online final, supposed to start at 3:30, didnt, prof was nowhere to be found, finally available at 4, prof was like ‘goodluck dealing w bb’s screwup’ like when iGET YOU
racist fuckass old man worst class of my LIFE
manifesting a B average
online final, supposed to start at 3:30, didnt, prof was nowhere to be found, finally available at 4, prof was like ‘goodluck dealing w bb’s screwup’ like when iGET YOU
racist fuckass old man worst class of my LIFE
manifesting a B average
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Got a 68% on my mgmt 350 final i could kill someone
online final, supposed to start at 3:30, didnt, prof was nowhere to be found, finally available at 4, prof was like ‘goodluck dealing w bb’s screwup’ like when iGET YOU
racist fuckass old man worst class of my LIFE
manifesting a B average
online final, supposed to start at 3:30, didnt, prof was nowhere to be found, finally available at 4, prof was like ‘goodluck dealing w bb’s screwup’ like when iGET YOU
racist fuckass old man worst class of my LIFE
manifesting a B average
ok grimshire u have hooked my heart and soul (and wallet)
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
ok grimshire u have hooked my heart and soul (and wallet)
we had 2 hours for the math exam and i got it done in less than 30 😭
i studied and most of the problems were easy ones
i studied and most of the problems were easy ones
December 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
we had 2 hours for the math exam and i got it done in less than 30 😭
i studied and most of the problems were easy ones
i studied and most of the problems were easy ones
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December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“got hot wax in my eye cause i blew a candle out too aggressively” would be a terrible way to go to the ER at 12 am
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
“got hot wax in my eye cause i blew a candle out too aggressively” would be a terrible way to go to the ER at 12 am
when the tsaritza’s name is revealed to be the same as ana schariac from hi3rd which makes sense cause of her tragic het pairing w owl… herrscher of ice… but didnt they make the tsaritza’s dead lover a woman? ough i dont play genshin but i wanna see the tsaritza so bad
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
when the tsaritza’s name is revealed to be the same as ana schariac from hi3rd which makes sense cause of her tragic het pairing w owl… herrscher of ice… but didnt they make the tsaritza’s dead lover a woman? ough i dont play genshin but i wanna see the tsaritza so bad
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
work hard all semester so i dont have to die studying for the final 💖 (got an 89% on my mgmt 340 final with no studying just keeping up w classwork)
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
work hard all semester so i dont have to die studying for the final 💖 (got an 89% on my mgmt 340 final with no studying just keeping up w classwork)
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December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
microsoft onenote vy good for my chaotic brainstorming style
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
microsoft onenote vy good for my chaotic brainstorming style
i was gonna study for an exam and take it tomorrow (online so we could take it whenever) but i decided to just take it so i didnt have to study lmao
i have a 96% in the class rn so I’ll for suresies get at least a B if i bombed (i think i did fine tho)
i have a 96% in the class rn so I’ll for suresies get at least a B if i bombed (i think i did fine tho)
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i was gonna study for an exam and take it tomorrow (online so we could take it whenever) but i decided to just take it so i didnt have to study lmao
i have a 96% in the class rn so I’ll for suresies get at least a B if i bombed (i think i did fine tho)
i have a 96% in the class rn so I’ll for suresies get at least a B if i bombed (i think i did fine tho)
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quick lida before i sleep
December 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
quick lida before i sleep
checking out this persons yt channel for helping ppl write novels and her ‘free novel planning doc’ has an ai image slapped on the cover page like what the fuck
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
checking out this persons yt channel for helping ppl write novels and her ‘free novel planning doc’ has an ai image slapped on the cover page like what the fuck
my friend sent the groupchat a snap of her and her husband at the movies 2 days ago
today she messages me ‘-husband- got me sick 😭 he’s been sick for the past week’
and i went ‘wait he was sick and yall went to the movies?’
today she messages me ‘-husband- got me sick 😭 he’s been sick for the past week’
and i went ‘wait he was sick and yall went to the movies?’
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
my friend sent the groupchat a snap of her and her husband at the movies 2 days ago
today she messages me ‘-husband- got me sick 😭 he’s been sick for the past week’
and i went ‘wait he was sick and yall went to the movies?’
today she messages me ‘-husband- got me sick 😭 he’s been sick for the past week’
and i went ‘wait he was sick and yall went to the movies?’
exam was lowkey a disaster keep me in ur thoughts
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
exam was lowkey a disaster keep me in ur thoughts
prof: discussion board entries end 11:59 saturday
12:05 sunday: -some kid sends SIX emails to the board despite only 1 a day counting anyway-
12:05 sunday: -some kid sends SIX emails to the board despite only 1 a day counting anyway-
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
prof: discussion board entries end 11:59 saturday
12:05 sunday: -some kid sends SIX emails to the board despite only 1 a day counting anyway-
12:05 sunday: -some kid sends SIX emails to the board despite only 1 a day counting anyway-
thinking of kurofai today… even 10 year old ‘straight’ me knew something was up w them… babys first gay pair…
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
thinking of kurofai today… even 10 year old ‘straight’ me knew something was up w them… babys first gay pair…
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
sometimes u go thru emotional turmoil and then ur period hits and u go ‘ah. explains everything’
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
sometimes u go thru emotional turmoil and then ur period hits and u go ‘ah. explains everything’