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Mario Lice
@maxkarl.bsky.social
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i think i'm uniquely lucky on the internet based on everyone else i hear - my reels are all exactly the shit i want to see.
they got my mom out here calling herself antifa
My mom texted me with a picture of her at one of the No Kings protests. Her first protest ever. The normies have awakened.
got the flu vaccine at work once and had to go home early, that thing is a motherfucker
been here for a while and yet to accidentally stumble onto any porn, just putting that out there!
Keep it up lol
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Weirdly fun to block the White House
this part is on you, @govpritzker.illinois.gov
State troopers in riot gear just plowed into the crowd, started arresting protesters and clergy.
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The TV? Oh you mean the Pawn Stars delivery device????? Haha. You mean the Rick box????? Lol. You mean the Chumlee engine?????
and furthermore, why is "to try for the sun" on so many of them, and why does it make me cry every single goddamned time
so after a break i'm still doing that "listen through my entire record collection" thing, i just stopped posting about it. anyway, where and when the fuck did i buy all these Donovan records
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orange whip? orange whip? three orange whips
2 is why i followed in the first place
found, openly displayed, tomato, tomswastiko, whatever
EXCLUSIVE: Capitol Police are investigating a swastika found in GOP Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

“The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms," Taylor said in a statement.
Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office
An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com
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The defining element of this era is not wanting to download the app but being forced to download the app.
@hollyanderson.bsky.social "hypersexual huck finn" did not get the acknowledgment it deserved
my personal favorite bar in town is Old New Orleans (ONO's). it's cheap, quiet, feels like your uncle's rec room, and there might be a pot luck going on when you come in. we moved out of BR last year and i miss it bad.
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So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
i swear i'm seeing more of them around where i live (suburban chicago) lately
they burn as slow as a pall mall but taste better
Bijan got me to the line and Swift carried me over and then some
in fairness, i have no idea how i managed to do this back then
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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george springer hitting home runs in the postseason is a big win for all the 36 year olds out there