Max
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Tech, sports, food, music, dogs, theater, Chicago, lazy lists of basic interests. Your trip is short.
You’re not supposed to feel bad for anyone who has 100000x the money you have plus a World Series ring, but the whole Kris Bryant thing is so tough to watch.
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 AM
You’re not supposed to feel bad for anyone who has 100000x the money you have plus a World Series ring, but the whole Kris Bryant thing is so tough to watch.
Always follow Max for the best gambling tips.
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Always follow Max for the best gambling tips.
Bad Bunny has more yards than the Patriots.
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Bad Bunny has more yards than the Patriots.
The Mass has ended. Go in peace to love and serve the Lord, no worries if not.
February 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The Mass has ended. Go in peace to love and serve the Lord, no worries if not.
Antarctica easily a top 7 continent
February 5, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Antarctica easily a top 7 continent
The USPS is issuing a stamp featuring Muhammad Ali.
To use it, just stick and move, stick and move.
To use it, just stick and move, stick and move.
January 30, 2026 at 5:47 AM
The USPS is issuing a stamp featuring Muhammad Ali.
To use it, just stick and move, stick and move.
To use it, just stick and move, stick and move.
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They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.
January 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.
Batman Returns With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Batman Returns With Big Naturals
Per my previous post: which Trubisky, Hanie, even Orton team could have done this?
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Per my previous post: which Trubisky, Hanie, even Orton team could have done this?
No reason to be ashamed. The Chicago Bears fought hard until the last whistle, just like all year. Had some luck this year but still reached this peak. They’re rising.
January 19, 2026 at 3:26 AM
No reason to be ashamed. The Chicago Bears fought hard until the last whistle, just like all year. Had some luck this year but still reached this peak. They’re rising.
BEAR DOWN LOGAN SQUARE
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
BEAR DOWN LOGAN SQUARE
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I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.
January 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.
It’s a good song but we don’t need to hear “when I’m back in Chicago I feel it” 17 times a day
January 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
It’s a good song but we don’t need to hear “when I’m back in Chicago I feel it” 17 times a day
I don’t have any good jokes for New Year’s Eve.
January 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I don’t have any good jokes for New Year’s Eve.
Pretty sure when Freddie Mercury said “don’t make my music boring after I’m gone,” he didn’t mean “sell Bicycle Race to fucking TurboTax.”
December 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Pretty sure when Freddie Mercury said “don’t make my music boring after I’m gone,” he didn’t mean “sell Bicycle Race to fucking TurboTax.”
Every day I’m wassailing, every every day I’m wassailing
December 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Every day I’m wassailing, every every day I’m wassailing
For my Egg Nog Old Fashioned recipe, you have it.
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
For my Egg Nog Old Fashioned recipe, you have it.
I am SO READY to open this year’s socks while wearing last year’s socks.
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I am SO READY to open this year’s socks while wearing last year’s socks.
For office workers, the day before a major holiday is something I’ve taken to calling Bullshit Day. No new projects, no serious effort. Happy Bullshit Day to you and yours.
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
For office workers, the day before a major holiday is something I’ve taken to calling Bullshit Day. No new projects, no serious effort. Happy Bullshit Day to you and yours.
Christmas card photos remind me that everyone I know is extremely photogenic and gets along with their family 100% of the time.
December 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Christmas card photos remind me that everyone I know is extremely photogenic and gets along with their family 100% of the time.
LinkedIn year in review reminding me that my first connection in 2008 was my mom.
December 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
LinkedIn year in review reminding me that my first connection in 2008 was my mom.