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Mayhem wit da teef 😁
@mayhemkavu.bsky.social
Kavu Queen! Nerd, dork, Trans fem gender non conforming mess of a human. DemiOmniSexual BiRomantic She/her/for the bit. Kinda like Green Lanterns and Magic the Gathering i guess
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The people who are my mutuals on here mean so much to me. I know I'm a strange hermit since we never socialize but they make life worth it.
a man is crying with water dripping from his eyes .
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April 9, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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If we don't get a legendary card for Olka, we riot.

#LockInForLorwyn
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Some donut came at me for not being passionate enough about Lorwyn.

100 likes and this is my profile photo for the next month.
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What a wifeguy says when alone
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Fleem is a villain, but he'd never play a Red Skull deck
December 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When you go to your old discord server and Deleted User was the last message
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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It's @clovermtg.bsky.social month and today we have a deck from @itscomradesnake.bsky.social

When all your creatures slam against a unicorn the size of the Titanic...
You'll feel a certain way.
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Breaking news: Liliana speaks SSL
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We have 4 of the 5 schools repped. Because witherbloom can't hold a candle to Lorwyn elves in Golgari.
We now have the names for this crew, a group of Strixhaven students who (*minor spoilers*) get Isekai'd into Lorwyn by a mischievous fairy.

Abigale - A deaf and poetic Silverquill owlin
Sanar - A chaotic Prismari goblin
Tam - A by-the-book Quandrix gorgon
Kirol - A beefy non-binary Lorehold vampire
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Say you didn't go to college parties without saying you didn't
What if instead of Strixhaven it was called Freakhaven and instead of learning magic they learned sucking toes
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Playmat revealed! I have been working on my Thrasios playmat for a very long time and it’s finally here, printed, and ready to ship to you!
Please use the link in bio or DM for details!
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#edhcommander #magicthegatheringcommunity #mtgcommunity #mtgaddicts #mtglife
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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The lovely @bookwurmnerd.bsky.social keeps @clovermtg.bsky.social month on track and does his best "Use your Illusion" with Murmering Mystic as the lucky clover.
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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May I offer you a hybrid spell in these trying times?

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Gutteral Response
YouTube video by Cass MTG
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December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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L'esprit de l'escalier
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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"porn's going back underground"
"we're going back to cash"
"we're going to crypto"
"we're gonna mail print only"

how about instead of saying funny shit online you call your reps and speak up for us so we don't have to do this
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
100% right, Bugs is a doll and Daffy is a twink.
Bugs and Daffy exchanging between "doll" and "twink" till "chaser" comes around
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Top 5 Star Trek Captains that would get me actively back into magic in no particular order:
Saru
Micheal Burnham
Christopher Pike
Sylvia Tilly
Brad Boimler

Honorable Mentions:
Benjamin Sisko
Beckett Mairner
Harry Kim
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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November 6, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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How many can we make...
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You ever wake up sober but it feels different than normal waking up?
a poster for only murders in the building shows an older woman wearing a hat and glasses
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December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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We continue @clovermtg.bsky.social month with a deck from @mayhemkavu.bsky.social
Aryel is the commander, Mortify is the lucky clover...
I swear you need to see the rest of the deck!! 🥰

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December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Netflix purchasing Warner Brothers makes a huge monopoly that will increase streaming services prices, destroy third places/shared community spaces, and ultimately lead to lower quality soulless films.

STREAMING/BUYING DIGITALLY MEANS YOU DO NOT OWN YOUR MEDIA.
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM