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Tj in the Meat Dimension
@mdtj.bsky.social
You may know me as the tall guy, the other other other CGR guy, Check Raise, A'pehl Hoshi, Izzitda Shoes, Hamster Thursday guy, and/or your next riichi opponent 🀄
Pinned
Apparently this is the time Gold&Bluesky check-ins.

Yet another middle aged white guy.
Pitt Bandie (02-06, section 106)
Bounced from Comp Sci to Journalism to Film Studies
Former Anime Club prez
Stole CMU's DDR club and moved it to Pitt
Former YouTube video game review guy

Now a functioning human
Good thread. A lot of you I don’t instantly recognize from over there. We should all introduce our self. I’m guess most of you are aware of who I am, but if not:
Middle aged white guy.
Gigantic Pitt fan
@kristy527.bsky.social’s insignificant other
You are all now officially invited to the Hailgate
If I'm going to be a little more social, here is a bit about myself. Obviously a life long Pitt fan, grad, and staff. I've probably high-fived you in the parking lot or at a home or away game. Single dad of two one of which is a current student in the marching band.
"If I had a million dollars..."
(If I had a million dollars...)
"I'd buy you a green dress"
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
February 19, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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WHEN TECHNOLOGY WAS WONDERFUL: a sausage vending machine in Berlin, 1954.
Translation: "Warm sausages with bread rolls"
February 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
February 19, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Rewatched Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence (2004) recently, it’s still terrific... the only anachronistic moment for me was when it assumed the rich would be embarrassed to admit they owned a sex robot... we know today they’d be posting constantly about their sex robot, and their sex robot’s insights
February 18, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Magic band names

Kid 'n Plague Rats
Magic band names

Dragonforce of Will
Magic Band Names

Imagine Dragon's Rage Channeler
February 18, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Read or Die
February 17, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
February 15, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I mean all of these are acceptable but if I have to get rid of one it's the almonds
In the spirit of the holiday weekend:
February 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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The Cabinet this week
*RFK Jr. bragged about snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat
*Lutnick acknowledged taking his family to Epstein island
*Bondi “The Dow” / refuses to look at victims
*Noem blanket
*Hegseth loses to Kelly, tries to tweet through it
*Bessent “tariffs don’t cause inflation”
February 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I'm sorry

ED GRIMLEY?
February 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
It's Groundhog Day... again...
February 14, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I don't have a problem you have a problem
February 14, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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Be Okay
February 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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stop yelling she can hear you is way funny than it has any business being
February 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Hey, it's the Republican National Anthem
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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Huh, I'm no political expert but "we don't want punish child rapists because the stock market is doing well" seems like bad optics.
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Battle AND Get? In this economy?
February 11, 2026 at 9:22 AM
BART SIMPSON
IS
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
IN
VENOM
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Your reminder that mahjong has been canon in Final Fantasy since VII
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
"I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard - it's completely inadequate for our power needs... and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone."

"HEY, DOES THIS POLE STILL WORK?!?"
February 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Being John Malkovich
February 8, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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Via @ftb1979.bsky.social and @katewillaert.bsky.social, digitised from a VHS tape of an August 2000 Daria marathon and uploaded to YouTube over Christmas... here, after 25 years, is Ulala's VMA appearance:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HwW...
(August, 2000) Space Channel 5 MTV Awards Dance Video of The Year Nominees Commercial
YouTube video by VHS Archival
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 AM