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Ashley
@meadowofashxo.bsky.social
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She/Her - mostly posting about food, entertainment, and my dog. Have I mentioned my dog?!?
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As a huge X-Files fan, I'm into it! I trust he will have the right vision. And "for his mom"! Omg, yes!
Just came back from a nighttime walk and neighbours are setting off fireworks for...whatever reason. I'm good with that - love random fireworks!
This heist is just so wholesome compared to the crimes going on around us. Man, the actual robbers did this at the right time! No one is mad about this.
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Looks like a pic from the soon to be filmed Knives Out prequel with a young Benoit Blanc participating in an exchange program in Paris.
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
Honestly, a cute little jewel heist seems like a harmless prank given the level of criminality and cruelty we've been witnessing lately.
Idc, "4 people disguised as construction workers heisted the Napoleon family jewels from the Louvre in 7 minutes by rolling up to the second-storey window on a basket lift" is an objectively hilarious event
Sending all the love and support to those attending the No Kings protests across the states today. Stay safe, everyone!
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It’s already incredibly hard for good doctors to come to Canada and Ontario to work. This effectively will make it impossible. The conservatives are doing their utmost to destroy healthcare in Ontario. They’ve been doing it so well for so long.
What a great spread! It's the best to be able to cook for friends!
Dog person problem: I know my neighbour's dogs name...but not theirs...😳
When the folks who brought you the Spanish Inquisition say, "Nope! Too far, dude! Too far!" That kind of says everything...
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
Taking the piss.
Apple has rebranded its streaming service Apple TV+ to Apple TV — which is the same name as its connected smart TV product.

“Apple TV+ is now simply Apple TV, with a vibrant new identity,” the company announced on Monday.
Apple TV+ Rebrands to Apple TV, Ditching the Plus Sign for ‘Vibrant New Identity’
It's just Apple TV now, no plus.
variety.com
Also, don't sell yourself short. You might surprise yourself with the number of people who might find your authentic awkwardness or imperfections endearing. Getting to understand another person is the fun part of love!
And if you want to develop your social skills, you gotta be social. It can't be outsourced to a machine. You have to practice, be open to change and trying new things, and get comfortable with being vulnerable and don't be so invested in specific outcomes. It can be so hard, but it's worth it!
This makes me feel so sad. I get that it's hard to put yourself out there romantically. It's hard to talk to people you find attractive and who you want to like you, but don't do this. It’s better to be rejected for who you are than accepted for who you're not.
‘I realised I’d been ChatGPT-ed into bed’: how ‘Chatfishing’ made finding love on dating apps even weirder
Where once people were duped by soft-focus photos and borrowed chat-up lines, now they have to watch out for computer-generated charm. But it’s one thing to use a witty phrase – another thing entirely...
www.theguardian.com
And it's not like anyone is getting in serious trouble for anything they do at this moment in history. It could be a "someone's gonna make this money...might as well be me! Yeah, I'll take a few lumps on social media, but this won't impact me in the long run because I'M not a bigot!" scenario.
Omg, yes! It's that simple! It's shitty, but it's simple.
I finally watched the John Candy doc, and yes...there were water works. It's a touching homage to someone who along with being supremely talented, also seemed like a genuinely good person.
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, & one song you can’t stand:

- Eggs
- Malèna
- Wonderful Christmas Time, Paul McCartney
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, & one song you can’t stand:

- Cucumber anything. However you think it tastes, that is not how it tastes to me
- Farewell, My Concubine (Beautiful. Brutal. Once was enough)
- Collective Soul, “December”
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.
- Mayonnaise (is it even food)
- the Chalamet Wonka remake
- “Ironic,” Alanis Morisette
"For the lil storm-trooper in your life!"
Listen, I know there have been a lot of Star Wars products over the years, but this feels very, very wrong.
100% did not care for how hard she defended her "friend", but there is no denying Diane Keaton was an absolute original and her cultural impact on film and fashion were enormous.
I've always had such conflicting feelings about Diane Keaton.

A style icon who truly did things her own way AND a lifelong diehard Woody Allen defender.

"First Wives Club" is one of my favourite movies and this calls for a re-watch:
a woman in a trench coat is dancing in front of a man in a black suit .
ALT: a woman in a trench coat is dancing in front of a man in a black suit .
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Jaws The Revenge is special to me. It was one of my favorite movies to watch as a kid! I can't hate on it (even if as an adult I can see that it's not good). Sharks are cool by themselves, but a shark with a generational, personal vendetta against one specific family?!?! AI could never!
“Actually, I did JAWS THE REVENGE to be an environmental ambassador, to help raise awareness of our fragile ocean ecosystems.” — Michael Caine, at no time in his career