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Mediochre
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It's not hyperbole to say that over 11 years Ian has produced some of the most influential media that has shaped how I engage with politics and media.

I'm gutted that he's facing hardship like this.

I've donated what I felt I could to his gofund.me/c9780216 and increased my Patreon pledge.
May 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
In what may have been my most neurotic moment of all time, I made my therapist finish listing the acronym for SMART goals after he listed the first three letters and then tried to move on to his next point.

I had to interrupt him because leaving it unfinished was ALL I could think about.
January 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Is this what you wanted, Sam? @samreich.bsky.social
January 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My wife got in a fight with her family last night so now I have to spend Thanksgiving, just the two of us, enjoying each other's company, cooking, and eating a reasonably sized meal.
a woman is smiling with the word no behind her
ALT: a woman is smiling with the word no behind her
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2024 at 2:42 PM
November 26, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Astrology is cool, but have you ever spent too long figuring out what your Muppets sign is?

Because I'm
Kermit☀️
Gonzo 🌕
Fozzie ⬆️
November 25, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Birds are having a BOGO sale when you pay using StoneCoin
November 21, 2024 at 9:13 PM
"...and possibly the military." at the end of this lede hits like
November 21, 2024 at 5:31 PM
November 20, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new
November 17, 2024 at 6:09 AM
People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie?
Quote share your answer only in GIF form.

I'm not even sure if this is true but I feel like every year it becomes MORE true
November 18, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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I'm tired.
Should shower to wake up.
Should exercise so I don't have to shower twice.
Should eat first.
Need coffee before I eat.
Have to wash cup.
Should clean kitchen before that.
Should clean the house, then.
Need music for that.
Phone needs to be charged.
I'll sleep while it charges.
November 18, 2024 at 9:54 AM
“If you see this post your favorite Pokemon”

Pokemon design peaked when someone asked "what if we gave him sword elbows?"
November 18, 2024 at 9:56 AM
It's going to be really hard for the abyss to gaze back at me when I'm not very good at maintaining eye contact
November 17, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
November 17, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Anyone complaining about echo chambers doesn't know how fun it is to explore a cave
November 17, 2024 at 6:41 AM
I don't know what this says about me, but it's been over five years since I first watched this scene and I still think this might be my favorite joke ever written
November 17, 2024 at 6:33 AM
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\ ART GIVEAWAY / thank you for 500 followers here! 🎉

rules:
- must be following me
- repost and like this post

1 winner will get a hamsterfication illustration of a single character. its in the same style as my commission style

ends nov 24th (PST) i will DM the winner 🐹
November 17, 2024 at 1:35 AM
We need a Detective Pikachu sequel but he works undercover in Vice
November 17, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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This looks amazing! actually floored
November 16, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Every #intro post I see makes me feel like I walked into a corporate icebreaker.

Both make me feel like I didn't study for the test on how to make myself sound interesting to strangers.
November 16, 2024 at 3:12 AM
A Mike Tyson win by KO could heal me. Not all the way, but a lot of the way
November 16, 2024 at 1:12 AM
in the blue sky. straight up "skeeting it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My posts
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I didn't bomb open mic night, the relays were just down
hailey.at hailey @hailey.at · Nov 15
on bluesky, when your post doesnt get many likes you just blame it on the relay. for example, if your post got no likes in the past 10 minutes it isnt (well, it probably is but you can lie about it) because you made a bad post, but because the relay was down.
November 15, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Wife to me: "What's the weather supposed to be like tomorrow, winter or summer?"

We're not enjoying the 35+ degree swings in Philly these days
November 15, 2024 at 11:25 PM