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Megan Sass
@megan-sass.bsky.social
Real redhead. Fake writer.
Yes, that is my real last name.
They/Them
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Ah yes this will stop them being like the Gestapo
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Gonna win the Ugly Holiday Sweater competition by wearing a sweater with a pic of RFK Jr.’s face
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Why not actually go for the ugliest possible sweater - gory Halloween style? Take this hyper-literally and make everyone else uncomfortable!
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
When you’re SO glad you read the whole thread. 😆
I guess now is a good time to confess this whole thread was inspired by a Lotto scratchers commercial I found annoying.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
🎺🎺🎺
But I resent the implication that calling something “holiday” makes it inclusive, that a red and green Starbucks cup is somehow secular. I grew up in a world where these things were not expected to be For Us and no one insisted they were. Do you know how freeing that is?
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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That’s a Traum-ulke
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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You guys at what point do we realize it’s no longer about individual bad actors but an entire society set up to protect and reward abusers
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Please PLEASE say this is made up.
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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"Judeo-Christian religion" is, of course, not a thing. As a Jew™, can confirm.
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Please share widely
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
That first bullet point - EXCUSE ME I may be a (checks notes) comedy writer, but even I know enough science + logic to know you can’t prove a fucking negative.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“Israel created the claim that they control everything to mask the fact that they control everything.”

I just…wouldn’t it be nice to let the America and entire European, and Arab worlds off the hook in that way?
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
F*ck ing Hell.
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I think people feel a sense of control and relief in the simplicity of “Just blame it on AIPAC,” when the entire lobbying system is corrupt.

Folks seem to think of you get rid of Israel, the world heals. Israel’s evils are a symptom, not the root cause.
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Love this exchange. And I think we can agree Adams ass-kissing Israeli government officials for money is disgusting and harmful, as is people trying to link everything bad to AIPAC/Israel while ignoring the plethora of other bad actors.
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Nuzzi? Don’t care. Not interested.

Newsies? Hell yes. Let’s arise and seize the day motherf*ckers.
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
A million times this.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Serling sends Mal his love!
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
You’re not wrong though
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Having just turned 40, I’m going through Menonpause by choice. It’s where I put all the men in my life on pause.
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Looking forward to going bankrupt because I need to see a specialist every 8 weeks, and this evil dipshit has no concept of how anything works or how much healthcare costs.
TRUMP: We’re going to give Americans the money to buy health insurance

REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?

TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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There are so many things I’m angry about at this story:
-if he was on the SAG health plan, his insurance plan has absolutely been gutted, and residuals do not count towards qualifying for the health plan
-in a moral and just society, we would have M4A
-no one should go bankrupt for healthcare.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Btw I meant “adorable” in the cool masculine way!!
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
HAHAHAHAHA you’re so bad at this it’s adorable
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Ok but can you translate this into a musical theater analogy?
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM