Meghan Crumley
@meghanpleticha.bsky.social
Writer (Silicon Valley, Beavis and Butt-Head, Murder at Winterberg Manor, How to Meet a Man on the Internet)
I thought this was about Jesus
"Hey guys! We're all talking about cooking birds, huh? Big birds? Have you, perhaps, considered...the biggest bird?"
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I thought this was about Jesus
Okay I know I’m sleep deprived but I thought this first sentence was a simile
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Okay I know I’m sleep deprived but I thought this first sentence was a simile
The bodily harm can only happen if the sandwich is ingested
"The sandwich did not impede Officer Lairmore’s duties that night,” Sandwich Guy's lawyer argues. "A footlong from Subway could not and certainly did not inflict bodily harm.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The bodily harm can only happen if the sandwich is ingested
I am deducing that Dick Cheney died from a skeet by Spooky Mulder #2 fan
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I am deducing that Dick Cheney died from a skeet by Spooky Mulder #2 fan
A sweet, you say? I sounds farfetched and in bad faith, but it’s true, poor folks are poor because they buy too much penny candy!
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
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archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A sweet, you say? I sounds farfetched and in bad faith, but it’s true, poor folks are poor because they buy too much penny candy!
I’m performing at Porchfest this weekend in Silverlake and Los Feliz! Full schedule and maps at porchfestla.com and here’s a handy little flyer I made of my appearances specifically ❤️
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m performing at Porchfest this weekend in Silverlake and Los Feliz! Full schedule and maps at porchfestla.com and here’s a handy little flyer I made of my appearances specifically ❤️
And I said 13 was a lot of innings!
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
And I said 13 was a lot of innings!
Every day I try to do one thing offline
October 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Every day I try to do one thing offline
Sometimes when I’m down, I look to my son for guidance. Right now he’s looking at his hands and quietly making little fart sounds
October 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Sometimes when I’m down, I look to my son for guidance. Right now he’s looking at his hands and quietly making little fart sounds
Having a rough time with a pilot rewrite. I was so upset with the outline draft I finished this morning, I almost drove in the rain
October 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Having a rough time with a pilot rewrite. I was so upset with the outline draft I finished this morning, I almost drove in the rain
I’m not a horror person or a Cronenberg person, but somehow my husband convinced me to watch The Fly last night. I hated basically every minute. Afterward, he asked if I really didn’t like ANY part of it and I told him, “I liked the set design for Geena Davis’s apartment.”
October 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’m not a horror person or a Cronenberg person, but somehow my husband convinced me to watch The Fly last night. I hated basically every minute. Afterward, he asked if I really didn’t like ANY part of it and I told him, “I liked the set design for Geena Davis’s apartment.”
Reposted by Meghan Crumley
Hey book lovers!
Things will be quiet the next two weeks as I am going on vacation (and I’m not giving the password to anyone 😂🤭), but I wanted to say thank you for all of your support this week and remind you to keep supporting indie bookstores while I’m away.
Things will be quiet the next two weeks as I am going on vacation (and I’m not giving the password to anyone 😂🤭), but I wanted to say thank you for all of your support this week and remind you to keep supporting indie bookstores while I’m away.
October 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hey book lovers!
Things will be quiet the next two weeks as I am going on vacation (and I’m not giving the password to anyone 😂🤭), but I wanted to say thank you for all of your support this week and remind you to keep supporting indie bookstores while I’m away.
Things will be quiet the next two weeks as I am going on vacation (and I’m not giving the password to anyone 😂🤭), but I wanted to say thank you for all of your support this week and remind you to keep supporting indie bookstores while I’m away.
At some point, I realized a lot of things I learned dating during the pandemic could apply to dating during… whatever terrible thing is happening now. New tips in a new zine! And it’s only $3?!
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HOW TO DATE DURING A CRISIS (zine)
Feeling in crisis? Don't despair, HOW TO DATE DURING A CRISIS is here to buoy you through the rough times. This mini zine is six pages packed with support, guidance, and the same practical optimism fo...
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October 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
At some point, I realized a lot of things I learned dating during the pandemic could apply to dating during… whatever terrible thing is happening now. New tips in a new zine! And it’s only $3?!
www.howtomeetaman.xyz/products/how...
www.howtomeetaman.xyz/products/how...
Just realized I can tell my husband I’m going to the coffee shop “to write” and then do whatever I want
October 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just realized I can tell my husband I’m going to the coffee shop “to write” and then do whatever I want
Maybe Taylor Swift’s next album will be about the emotional stress of wedding planning, with songs called like, “Bake me a Cake”
October 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Maybe Taylor Swift’s next album will be about the emotional stress of wedding planning, with songs called like, “Bake me a Cake”
The Sixth Sense hits different when you’re a parent
October 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The Sixth Sense hits different when you’re a parent
Today at noon! The bad guys want you to think showing up won’t do anything
Heads up, the Burbank Progressives (who initiated today's protest at Disney) will be present again tomorrow at 12 PM at Disney in Burbank. I'll be there and I’ve spoken to other WGA and SAG members who will join us as well. Please spread the word! See y'all tomorrow! #JimmyKimmel #FreedomOfSpeech
September 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Today at noon! The bad guys want you to think showing up won’t do anything
Reposted by Meghan Crumley
Heads up, the Burbank Progressives (who initiated today's protest at Disney) will be present again tomorrow at 12 PM at Disney in Burbank. I'll be there and I’ve spoken to other WGA and SAG members who will join us as well. Please spread the word! See y'all tomorrow! #JimmyKimmel #FreedomOfSpeech
September 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Heads up, the Burbank Progressives (who initiated today's protest at Disney) will be present again tomorrow at 12 PM at Disney in Burbank. I'll be there and I’ve spoken to other WGA and SAG members who will join us as well. Please spread the word! See y'all tomorrow! #JimmyKimmel #FreedomOfSpeech
I was struck by how beautiful all the cars on the road looked today and just realized it’s because it was raining earlier so they’re all clean, you never see that in LA
September 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I was struck by how beautiful all the cars on the road looked today and just realized it’s because it was raining earlier so they’re all clean, you never see that in LA
My kid slept in his own room for the first time last night! I woke up three times last night and thought I just had mom anxiety about my kid not being near me. Turns out we have a mouse
September 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My kid slept in his own room for the first time last night! I woke up three times last night and thought I just had mom anxiety about my kid not being near me. Turns out we have a mouse
Do all babies like lip syncing or is mine going to be a drag queen?
September 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Do all babies like lip syncing or is mine going to be a drag queen?
Got chocolate on my son’s face (from eating a granola bar while multi tasking) and had a moment of panic — did it get in his mouth? Is that bad?? Is it like with a dog???
August 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Got chocolate on my son’s face (from eating a granola bar while multi tasking) and had a moment of panic — did it get in his mouth? Is that bad?? Is it like with a dog???
Just had one of the top 5 concert experiences of my life. Had VIP passes, ate chicken strips, and was home by 11:30. Who knew such a life was possible
August 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Just had one of the top 5 concert experiences of my life. Had VIP passes, ate chicken strips, and was home by 11:30. Who knew such a life was possible
Lose your gig? Don’t worry! There are infinite gigs in a gig economy
August 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Lose your gig? Don’t worry! There are infinite gigs in a gig economy
Watching The Gilded Age with commercial breaks like a psychopath
August 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Watching The Gilded Age with commercial breaks like a psychopath