MemePerfect 5.1
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"We left with all of my children." Or: Don't worry. I didn't sell my children into sex slavery. I'm a good guy.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
"We left with all of my children." Or: Don't worry. I didn't sell my children into sex slavery. I'm a good guy.
The dirty secret of curling that no one involved in the sport will admit is that the broom doesn’t do anything
February 7, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Don’t worry everyone, I have a plan to personally save journalism. I simply need to make a billion dollars and not be corrupted by my newfound wealth
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Don’t worry everyone, I have a plan to personally save journalism. I simply need to make a billion dollars and not be corrupted by my newfound wealth
They say "Write your senators," but what they don't understand is that some of us have senators who don't know how to read.
Tuberville: "Unfortunately we've got the Woke Bowl, because we're getting more and more woke. We got Bad Bunny or Bad Rabbit at halftime. I'll be watching the TPUSA halftime show. It's just unfortunate we've gotten to this point."
January 30, 2026 at 2:59 AM
They say "Write your senators," but what they don't understand is that some of us have senators who don't know how to read.
January 25, 2026 at 1:50 AM
#DonaldTrump #NobelPrize #Venezuela #MariaCorinaMachado #FrancisBuxton #PeeweeHerman #PeeweesBigAdventure #IKnowYouAreButWhatAmI
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Every person who has ever called the Democratic Party "The Democrat Party" is an asshole. There is not a single shred of proof you can present that would prove me wrong.
January 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Every person who has ever called the Democratic Party "The Democrat Party" is an asshole. There is not a single shred of proof you can present that would prove me wrong.
It's times like these when I wish our country had three branches of government and a series of checks and balances.
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
It's times like these when I wish our country had three branches of government and a series of checks and balances.
January 5, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.
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Eat a bag of fucks, both of you.
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Eat a bag of fucks, both of you.
I can't believe Time magazine gave their 2025 Person of the Year to "The Return of Measles and Polio."
December 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I can't believe Time magazine gave their 2025 Person of the Year to "The Return of Measles and Polio."
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People should start indicating how they’d like their meat cooked when ordering McDonald’s drive-through.
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
People should start indicating how they’d like their meat cooked when ordering McDonald’s drive-through.
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It's everyone's favorite Trump administration game:
INCOMPETENT OR NAZI?
INCOMPETENT OR NAZI?
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It's everyone's favorite Trump administration game:
INCOMPETENT OR NAZI?
INCOMPETENT OR NAZI?
Hearing this in Albert Rosenfield's voice. <3
Looking forward to the day we never have to watch Trump’s smarmy, mealy-mouthed, cosplay Uriah Heep ‘Christian’ lickspittle do-nothing house boy again?
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hearing this in Albert Rosenfield's voice. <3
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM