My husband never has to wonder what life would be like with another woman, I've been five different wives just in the past three weeks. None of them mean, don't get it twisted.
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My husband never has to wonder what life would be like with another woman, I've been five different wives just in the past three weeks. None of them mean, don't get it twisted.
USA could easily elect a woman president, they just have to run someone who's cool and want people to have things and nice lives, rather than someone who's not cool and wants people miserable and dead.
Former first lady Michelle Obama said America is "not ready for a woman" president during a conversation at her New York book event. https://cnn.it/43ApuKZ
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
USA could easily elect a woman president, they just have to run someone who's cool and want people to have things and nice lives, rather than someone who's not cool and wants people miserable and dead.
Millennials and Gen X are never giving up ending sentences with lol. In fact, half of us are on meds ending in lol at this point.
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Millennials and Gen X are never giving up ending sentences with lol. In fact, half of us are on meds ending in lol at this point.
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For the low low fee, you can hire me to follow you around all day and play a banjo riff every time you learn something.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
For the low low fee, you can hire me to follow you around all day and play a banjo riff every time you learn something.
Today I was up so early I've already had lunch at 9:30am.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Today I was up so early I've already had lunch at 9:30am.
If you enjoyed it I'm very happy for you, but I didn't like the new Frankenstein, it's Disney for adults, it wasn't for me, and that's OK.
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If you enjoyed it I'm very happy for you, but I didn't like the new Frankenstein, it's Disney for adults, it wasn't for me, and that's OK.
Yeah, you could say I'm pretty proficient in dirty talk. Me trying to romance my husband:
Why don't you come over here and cockadoodledo your hot little chick.
Why don't you come over here and cockadoodledo your hot little chick.
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Yeah, you could say I'm pretty proficient in dirty talk. Me trying to romance my husband:
Why don't you come over here and cockadoodledo your hot little chick.
Why don't you come over here and cockadoodledo your hot little chick.
It's been 45 min without power, only I am awake, and I'm already crawling up the walls, I'm not on enough meds for this. [insert three, maybe even four crying rofl emojis here]
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It's been 45 min without power, only I am awake, and I'm already crawling up the walls, I'm not on enough meds for this. [insert three, maybe even four crying rofl emojis here]
At least I got to finish the last episode of Threesome. The show is from 2012 and only has 2 seasons, sadly, but there's no cliffhanger or unfinished business. Se1 is already great but se2 is really really good.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
At least I got to finish the last episode of Threesome. The show is from 2012 and only has 2 seasons, sadly, but there's no cliffhanger or unfinished business. Se1 is already great but se2 is really really good.
It's too quiet, why is my nose so loud.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It's too quiet, why is my nose so loud.
I'm bored. Can't watch a show on my phone because I have to go downstairs for usb c earbuds and because the power is out downstairs is terrifying.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm bored. Can't watch a show on my phone because I have to go downstairs for usb c earbuds and because the power is out downstairs is terrifying.
Power went out and it's gonna be 21F overnight. *smiling serenely*
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Power went out and it's gonna be 21F overnight. *smiling serenely*
They should invent a lotion that lasts a whole week I'm so sick of putting on lotion.
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
They should invent a lotion that lasts a whole week I'm so sick of putting on lotion.
Treating my husband like a piece of meat by not eating him because that's gross.
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Treating my husband like a piece of meat by not eating him because that's gross.
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my latest event photos. i’m pretty happy with most of these
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
my latest event photos. i’m pretty happy with most of these
Sorry, I can't come out tonight, gotta sit on the floor and stare at something invisible in the corner with my cats for hours.
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sorry, I can't come out tonight, gotta sit on the floor and stare at something invisible in the corner with my cats for hours.
Happy wife: happy life
Sad wife: a crying ghost is roaming the halls
Sad wife: a crying ghost is roaming the halls
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Happy wife: happy life
Sad wife: a crying ghost is roaming the halls
Sad wife: a crying ghost is roaming the halls
They've predicted 5-11 inches here for tomorrow-Monday. A girl can dream.
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They've predicted 5-11 inches here for tomorrow-Monday. A girl can dream.
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"One is a tracksite and the other is a butt-drag impression with what may be a fossilised dropping in it."
World’s first known butt-drag fossil trace was left by a rock hyrax in South Africa 126,000 years ago
The first hyrax fossil tracks and traces ever to be discovered were identified on South Africa’s coast.
theconversation.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"One is a tracksite and the other is a butt-drag impression with what may be a fossilised dropping in it."
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
Cats: sometimes I just have to go sit somewhere for a bit. (and also me)
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Cats: sometimes I just have to go sit somewhere for a bit. (and also me)
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Mark Zuckerberg’s Palo Alto neighbors complained about the noise, the presence of security and the hordes of traffic. Then, neighbors noticed that an unlicensed school appeared to be operating out of the Zuckerberg compound. They began a crusade to shut it down that did not end until summer 2025.
Mark Zuckerberg Opened an Illegal School at His Palo Alto Compound. His Neighbors Revolted
Neighbors complained about noise, security guards, and hordes of traffic. An unlicensed school named after the Zuckerbergs’ pet chicken tipped them over the edge.
www.wired.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Mark Zuckerberg’s Palo Alto neighbors complained about the noise, the presence of security and the hordes of traffic. Then, neighbors noticed that an unlicensed school appeared to be operating out of the Zuckerberg compound. They began a crusade to shut it down that did not end until summer 2025.