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🇺🇸 Sources: The Seattle Sounders has re-signed GK and club legend Stefan Frei to a new deal.
Frei, 38, returns for his 13th year with the club.
Frei, 38, returns for his 13th year with the club.
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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MLB can fuck all the way off
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
MLB can fuck all the way off
I’ve seen a handful of Frankenstein takes from folks who aren’t fans, & that’s fine, but one described the film as “ugly as hell,” and boy, if that didn’t negate all the points they tried to make.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I’ve seen a handful of Frankenstein takes from folks who aren’t fans, & that’s fine, but one described the film as “ugly as hell,” and boy, if that didn’t negate all the points they tried to make.
It would be very cool if the Bake Off winner didn’t change their Insta bio to say they won until after the finale was available in major markets. 😡
(Don’t google anything about this, AI will also spoil it. And fuck google for that.)
(Don’t google anything about this, AI will also spoil it. And fuck google for that.)
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It would be very cool if the Bake Off winner didn’t change their Insta bio to say they won until after the finale was available in major markets. 😡
(Don’t google anything about this, AI will also spoil it. And fuck google for that.)
(Don’t google anything about this, AI will also spoil it. And fuck google for that.)
What the actual fuck does Schmetz have to do to get some goddamn respect from the league? This is ridiculous.
October 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What the actual fuck does Schmetz have to do to get some goddamn respect from the league? This is ridiculous.
Aw, fuck.
NEWS | Head Coach Brian Schmetzer has confirmed that Pedro de la Vega suffered a fractured patella v. NYCFC.
Wishing you a speedy recovery, Pepo! 💚
Wishing you a speedy recovery, Pepo! 💚
October 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Aw, fuck.
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hey cal raleigh had the coolest fucking season, build the statue and make sure it has a giant butt
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
hey cal raleigh had the coolest fucking season, build the statue and make sure it has a giant butt
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Man. Humpy really did that shit.
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Man. Humpy really did that shit.
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You can’t script it. The Mariners are willed to victory by Humpy the fish finally winning his first race in the middle of the 15th inning. The crowd chants “Humpy Humpy” as the trident crosses off the ALDS win.
October 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You can’t script it. The Mariners are willed to victory by Humpy the fish finally winning his first race in the middle of the 15th inning. The crowd chants “Humpy Humpy” as the trident crosses off the ALDS win.
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Oh my god… Humpy just earned a win in the Mariners Salmon Run.
#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Postseason
#TridentsUp #SeizeTheMoment #Postseason
October 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Did the thing where a coworker mentioned rigor mortis and I was like, ACTUALLY…and threw out details and he was all, should I be worried that you just KNOW that? And I asked if he was really that surprised.
Reader, he was not surprised. 💀
Reader, he was not surprised. 💀
October 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Did the thing where a coworker mentioned rigor mortis and I was like, ACTUALLY…and threw out details and he was all, should I be worried that you just KNOW that? And I asked if he was really that surprised.
Reader, he was not surprised. 💀
Reader, he was not surprised. 💀
I love singing wings of a sparrow and I REALLY love when a trio of olds leaves the row in front of us during it because they’re offended. (I dunno if that’s why they left but it very well could be.)
October 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I love singing wings of a sparrow and I REALLY love when a trio of olds leaves the row in front of us during it because they’re offended. (I dunno if that’s why they left but it very well could be.)
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🗣️ LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
October 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
🗣️ LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Ecs tifo: ‘from 2005-2025.’ Ecs started in 2005.
October 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ecs tifo: ‘from 2005-2025.’ Ecs started in 2005.
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‘We don’t like the Timbers so this was very cathartic.’
October 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
‘We don’t like the Timbers so this was very cathartic.’
So excited the eight PDX fans who got on one end of the streetcar all surrounded me at the other end from where they got on. 😒
October 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So excited the eight PDX fans who got on one end of the streetcar all surrounded me at the other end from where they got on. 😒
Oh, boy, the claims of new songs sounding like old songs prompted me to listen to some songs that probably wouldn’t be in my earholes otherwise and, daaaaamn, are the claims spot on. This could get interesting, lol.
October 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh, boy, the claims of new songs sounding like old songs prompted me to listen to some songs that probably wouldn’t be in my earholes otherwise and, daaaaamn, are the claims spot on. This could get interesting, lol.
“New Jersey just became
The 14th state to legalize [human] composting!” is a thing I nearly shouted at a coworker yesterday, so, yeah, I am this frog.
The 14th state to legalize [human] composting!” is a thing I nearly shouted at a coworker yesterday, so, yeah, I am this frog.
October 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“New Jersey just became
The 14th state to legalize [human] composting!” is a thing I nearly shouted at a coworker yesterday, so, yeah, I am this frog.
The 14th state to legalize [human] composting!” is a thing I nearly shouted at a coworker yesterday, so, yeah, I am this frog.
Gonna try American Turkey flavored Cheetos.
September 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Gonna try American Turkey flavored Cheetos.
Lol, I completely forgot Müller plays for Vancouver
September 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Lol, I completely forgot Müller plays for Vancouver