mervin bourger, of the internet
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help i am trapped in computer - aggressively okay at tetris, rhythm games, total weeb trash
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
uma musume race bgm tracks shouldn't go as hard as they do
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
uma musume race bgm tracks shouldn't go as hard as they do
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Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
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It seemed like everyone hated AI at first, but now that we’ve all been forced to deal with it for the past year and learn about the many ways this new technology can be used, it seems like everyone hates AI.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It seemed like everyone hated AI at first, but now that we’ve all been forced to deal with it for the past year and learn about the many ways this new technology can be used, it seems like everyone hates AI.
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my “AI is over” anecdote is that my wife was hired over the summer to write scripts for a big tech company explaining how to use their AI tools and after many rounds of revisions, the latest notes said “we’re finding a lot of AI fatigue among our users” and to remove all references to AI
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
my “AI is over” anecdote is that my wife was hired over the summer to write scripts for a big tech company explaining how to use their AI tools and after many rounds of revisions, the latest notes said “we’re finding a lot of AI fatigue among our users” and to remove all references to AI
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This year's Japan Cup was hilarious because Admire Tera reached the goal first by a whole head and beat Almond Eye's record by 3 seconds.
BUT ALSO DID THAT AFTER ITS JOCKEY FELL WHICH MEANS IT WAS DISQUALIFIED BUT ALSO GOT A RECORD-BREAKING MOOT VICTORY WITHOUT A JOCKEY.
BUT ALSO DID THAT AFTER ITS JOCKEY FELL WHICH MEANS IT WAS DISQUALIFIED BUT ALSO GOT A RECORD-BREAKING MOOT VICTORY WITHOUT A JOCKEY.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This year's Japan Cup was hilarious because Admire Tera reached the goal first by a whole head and beat Almond Eye's record by 3 seconds.
BUT ALSO DID THAT AFTER ITS JOCKEY FELL WHICH MEANS IT WAS DISQUALIFIED BUT ALSO GOT A RECORD-BREAKING MOOT VICTORY WITHOUT A JOCKEY.
BUT ALSO DID THAT AFTER ITS JOCKEY FELL WHICH MEANS IT WAS DISQUALIFIED BUT ALSO GOT A RECORD-BREAKING MOOT VICTORY WITHOUT A JOCKEY.
between 20 minutes of commercials for 2 minutes of play and the boring, uninspiring offense on display, this bills-steelers game is completely unwatchable
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
between 20 minutes of commercials for 2 minutes of play and the boring, uninspiring offense on display, this bills-steelers game is completely unwatchable
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
the dohalim fight in tales of arise may just be one of the top 10 worst fights ever holy fuck
now I remember why I stopped here after my last playthrough attempt
now I remember why I stopped here after my last playthrough attempt
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the dohalim fight in tales of arise may just be one of the top 10 worst fights ever holy fuck
now I remember why I stopped here after my last playthrough attempt
now I remember why I stopped here after my last playthrough attempt
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls
literal burger nation
some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
literal burger nation
huge album drop coming
Lumines Arise (Original Soundtrack) releases on February 2nd buff.ly/f3aFLrl
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
huge album drop coming
get in, we're going for a ride
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
get in, we're going for a ride
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
lumines arise is basically tetsuya mizuguchi saying they could have made tetris effect even trippier
i feel like i should be high in order to experience it properly
i feel like i should be high in order to experience it properly
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
lumines arise is basically tetsuya mizuguchi saying they could have made tetris effect even trippier
i feel like i should be high in order to experience it properly
i feel like i should be high in order to experience it properly
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Unlimited Home Movies
November 28, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Unlimited Home Movies
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
primary every single senator.
"but mine didn't vo-" nope.
primary. EVERY. SINGLE. senator.
"but mine didn't vo-" nope.
primary. EVERY. SINGLE. senator.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
primary every single senator.
"but mine didn't vo-" nope.
primary. EVERY. SINGLE. senator.
"but mine didn't vo-" nope.
primary. EVERY. SINGLE. senator.