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Matt the Knife

@messerman.org

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Proud father, lucky husband, decent improviser, experienced software engineer, avid reader, podcaster (Knights of the Rolled Table, Hacking the Grepson), gamer (single player). Be kind, or shut up. For legal reasons, this account is satire.

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Matt the Knife @messerman.org · Jun 10

Believing that all people should be treated with kindness and respect (regardless of their nationality, skin color, monetary status, health, etc) should not be considered an extremist viewpoint.

Being opposed to that, however, should be.

Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 2d

So true - I’ve been trying for many years to like Ursula K LeGuin’s books and I just…can’t get into it. I don’t know what it is, I like her ideas, I just don’t like the actual writing. But I want to.

Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 2d

Being a responsible adult is so overrated.

Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 2d

Anyone who shows up at my door tonight, in costume, gets candy; kids, teens, parents, I don’t care - you’re out having fun and I already bought the stuff, have at it.

Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 3d

He did, but he didn’t say this quote. Best I can tell, it came from comedian John Fugelsang during a TV segment in May 2013.

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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 3d

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Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 3d

“a vampire” is two words

Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 3d

Humanity will survive, not so sure about the U.S.

Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 4d

Do I even need to say anything about this bullshit?

From Ground News: For You - United States News

Trump Administration to Limit Refugee Admissions to Record-Low 7,500, Mostly White South Africans

Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 6d

Right about the time I wake up

Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 7d

FYI, the process of switching from an iTunes-based subscription to Dropout web-based was a little painful (had a few minutes last night after the iTunes one ended before we could add the web one), but overall went pretty well.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 8d

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

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Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 8d

It should be “last” instead of “not”.

Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 8d

Reminds me of high school in the ‘90s.

Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 8d

I’m seeing a worrying trend today where people are posting memes where the punchline is simply that someone (Trump, or Mike Johnson, etc) is gay, that’s it. The only way to interpret the meme as joke is to view homosexuality and homosexual acts as bad. It’s giving… “punching down down”.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 9d

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

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Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 9d

He doesn’t get his real name back until he stops being a piece of shit

Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 9d

Yeah, but Harris wasn’t perfect. So, y’know, both sides or whatever.

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Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 9d

Same. I’m currently at around 120 years of owed alone-time.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14d

Moskowitz: We need $30 billion to extend, obviously, these healthcare subsidies, which allow Americans—Americans, not illegal—Americans, citizens, to afford healthcare.

And the president’s like, “We don’t have $30 billion, but I am going to send $40 billion to my dear friend in Argentina.”

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💙 MaryH 💙 @maryh58.bsky.social · 14d

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Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 14d

Are you talking about the “LIVE WEAPONS OVER FREEWAY” sign? If so, it wasn’t static, it flipped between that and a notice that I-5 was closed and when/where. This just explaining why.

Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 16d

Can’t make it to the No Kings protest today, unfortunately. But I’m there in spirit. And by marriage (since my wife was able to make it). #NoKings #WeThePeople #Resist

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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 18d

OK, this is great.

Photo of armed officers loading bags of leaves into a van, headline says "ICE detains leaves as they turn brown."

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Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 17d

We know. We’re trying. It’s hard when 1/3 of the countey are brainwashed and another 1/3 dont care enough to vote. California knows what’s up.

Matt the Knife @messerman.org · 19d

“Intelligent Design” is proved automatically wrong every time I get sick. In related news, I have a cold. #IHateBeingSick