Michael
@mfukar.bsky.social
working in software (exciting, i know) on power-efficient edge architectures. parachuting and playing music when i can't cope. a watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me once
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as well all know, dopamine never hits as high as that first time, which is the only reason, really, that Tarantino keeps going, even if he's fulfilled what every one of us can recognise as his life dream since 1996
February 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
as well all know, dopamine never hits as high as that first time, which is the only reason, really, that Tarantino keeps going, even if he's fulfilled what every one of us can recognise as his life dream since 1996
when visiting reddit, i find extremely useful to have a browser extension which substitutes the phrase "hive mind" with "one brain cell we all share"
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 AM
when visiting reddit, i find extremely useful to have a browser extension which substitutes the phrase "hive mind" with "one brain cell we all share"
He's a 10 but starts a tweet with "Open Letter To Our Senators"
January 30, 2026 at 8:32 AM
He's a 10 but starts a tweet with "Open Letter To Our Senators"
even trainspotting would be less of a waste of time
January 27, 2026 at 6:28 PM
even trainspotting would be less of a waste of time
the marketplace of ideas is now served with a scoop of ideas
January 27, 2026 at 6:16 PM
the marketplace of ideas is now served with a scoop of ideas
look i'm not one for conspiracy theories but maybe the reason the notion of "the american dream" exists at all is as a way to cultivate and exploit stupidity
January 26, 2026 at 5:25 PM
look i'm not one for conspiracy theories but maybe the reason the notion of "the american dream" exists at all is as a way to cultivate and exploit stupidity
imagine putting in a book the claim that veggie burgers will solve food waste. justifiable consequence of being british tbh
January 23, 2026 at 10:54 PM
imagine putting in a book the claim that veggie burgers will solve food waste. justifiable consequence of being british tbh
there are podcasts on youtube which if they didn't have video i'd think they were recorded in a psych ward
January 23, 2026 at 7:28 PM
there are podcasts on youtube which if they didn't have video i'd think they were recorded in a psych ward
the crowd at WEF heard saying things like "[in Davos] it's hotter than a two-dollar pistol"
January 20, 2026 at 7:11 PM
the crowd at WEF heard saying things like "[in Davos] it's hotter than a two-dollar pistol"
american media still trying to explain the concept of "militarized police" like the Watts riots never happened
January 18, 2026 at 2:51 PM
american media still trying to explain the concept of "militarized police" like the Watts riots never happened
The Naked Gun (2025) is a better movie if, the entire time, you think Liam Neeson's character is Godfrey de Ibelin
January 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The Naked Gun (2025) is a better movie if, the entire time, you think Liam Neeson's character is Godfrey de Ibelin
BDSM seems exciting until you realise what some people think as "being submissive" is being told to do their daily chores
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
BDSM seems exciting until you realise what some people think as "being submissive" is being told to do their daily chores
a cousin of mine, born and raised in the US, died today, so in his memory i'll tell you the funniest thing anyone religious has ever said, which was that his favourite character from the bible was Pontius Pilate, because he thought he flew a plane
January 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
a cousin of mine, born and raised in the US, died today, so in his memory i'll tell you the funniest thing anyone religious has ever said, which was that his favourite character from the bible was Pontius Pilate, because he thought he flew a plane
blue skies, shining sun, but temps below zero. central europe weather is a mockery of the human condition and i don't know why would people settle here.
January 15, 2026 at 12:58 PM
blue skies, shining sun, but temps below zero. central europe weather is a mockery of the human condition and i don't know why would people settle here.
Reposted by Michael
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"
every piece of output from copilot that i see, i hate
January 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
every piece of output from copilot that i see, i hate
for a light evening read, i'm going to look into why there are people who confuse spreadsheets with games
January 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
for a light evening read, i'm going to look into why there are people who confuse spreadsheets with games
inspire someone to plagiarise it more like
Your PhD will inspire someone to research.
January 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
inspire someone to plagiarise it more like
the idea that the US admin would even think about the future of another country is so funny that it can't be captured in a GoT meme
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
the idea that the US admin would even think about the future of another country is so funny that it can't be captured in a GoT meme
truly at the brink of a new era of international legal order
I don’t even know what analytical tools could be useful to describe what we’re seeing now. Empire in decline? Far right internationalism? Wag the dog-style distraction?
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
truly at the brink of a new era of international legal order
Reposted by Michael
Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.
No FIFA Peace Prize winner has ever done this before
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.
people really be paying 70€ to play a third of final fantasy 7
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 AM
people really be paying 70€ to play a third of final fantasy 7
channeling Philomena Cunk
December 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
channeling Philomena Cunk
all Greg Reisdorf dreams of is taking common crimes to space. dude's imagination can't exceed 3 words.
December 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
all Greg Reisdorf dreams of is taking common crimes to space. dude's imagination can't exceed 3 words.
shoutout to the Trainphone, the dumbest system for induction-based voice communication for railroads, the operation of which needed something like 100 horsepower, the wikipedia page of which calls it "perfected"
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
shoutout to the Trainphone, the dumbest system for induction-based voice communication for railroads, the operation of which needed something like 100 horsepower, the wikipedia page of which calls it "perfected"