Michael Grafl
@mgrafl.bsky.social
Software Engineer, working at SKIDATA. Studied at Alpen-Adria-Universität Klagenfurt.
Tweets are my own (unless blatantly plagiarized).
Also on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyKey_
Tweets are my own (unless blatantly plagiarized).
Also on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MyKey_
IKEA ist halt auch eher der McDonalds der Möbelhäuser
January 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
IKEA ist halt auch eher der McDonalds der Möbelhäuser
Parkplatzgebühren beim Strandbad finde ich völlig gerechtfertigt.
Soll 1,2 Millionen € bringen. "Ob das tatsächlich so ist, wird davon abhängen wie viele Besucher dann noch mit dem Pkw kommen."
Äh, war von denen schon mal wer im Strandbad. Klar kommen die!
kaernten.orf.at/stories/3282...
Soll 1,2 Millionen € bringen. "Ob das tatsächlich so ist, wird davon abhängen wie viele Besucher dann noch mit dem Pkw kommen."
Äh, war von denen schon mal wer im Strandbad. Klar kommen die!
kaernten.orf.at/stories/3282...
Strandbad-Parkplatz: Gebühren beschlossen
Klagenfurt braucht dringend finanzielle Mittel. Und so wurde am Dienstag die Einführung von Parkgebühren in der Klagenfurter Ostbucht im Stadtsenat beschlossen. SPÖ, FPÖ und ÖVP setzten sich gegen die...
kaernten.orf.at
November 26, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Parkplatzgebühren beim Strandbad finde ich völlig gerechtfertigt.
Soll 1,2 Millionen € bringen. "Ob das tatsächlich so ist, wird davon abhängen wie viele Besucher dann noch mit dem Pkw kommen."
Äh, war von denen schon mal wer im Strandbad. Klar kommen die!
kaernten.orf.at/stories/3282...
Soll 1,2 Millionen € bringen. "Ob das tatsächlich so ist, wird davon abhängen wie viele Besucher dann noch mit dem Pkw kommen."
Äh, war von denen schon mal wer im Strandbad. Klar kommen die!
kaernten.orf.at/stories/3282...
Minor strengths section is lit
I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750).
To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
February 22, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Minor strengths section is lit
I asked ChatGPT to tell me a self-referential joke.
And I think it did quite okay.
And I think it did quite okay.
January 21, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I asked ChatGPT to tell me a self-referential joke.
And I think it did quite okay.
And I think it did quite okay.
Warum wollen bei Filmen/Fernsehserien die deutschen Untertitel so absolut gar nicht mit der deutschen Synchronisation übereinstimmen?
December 31, 2023 at 6:26 PM
Warum wollen bei Filmen/Fernsehserien die deutschen Untertitel so absolut gar nicht mit der deutschen Synchronisation übereinstimmen?
Me doing my best not to walk into the kitchen for a scientific experiment while other people are around.
December 23, 2023 at 9:47 AM
Me doing my best not to walk into the kitchen for a scientific experiment while other people are around.
How come that in 2023, there's exactly 1 media player (you guessed it, it's @videolan.bsky.social) that happily plays whatever multimedia file you throw at it?
The others be like:
"Matrosk..? How you spell that again?"
"This video has two audio tracks; but you are not going to hear either of them!"
The others be like:
"Matrosk..? How you spell that again?"
"This video has two audio tracks; but you are not going to hear either of them!"
November 23, 2023 at 7:06 PM
How come that in 2023, there's exactly 1 media player (you guessed it, it's @videolan.bsky.social) that happily plays whatever multimedia file you throw at it?
The others be like:
"Matrosk..? How you spell that again?"
"This video has two audio tracks; but you are not going to hear either of them!"
The others be like:
"Matrosk..? How you spell that again?"
"This video has two audio tracks; but you are not going to hear either of them!"
Reposted by Michael Grafl
The most cumbersome part of splitting subroutines into separate classes during refactoring is rewriting unit tests.
If a class grows so big it needs splitting, the unit tests are usually already so convoluted that understanding their nuances is really painful.
If a class grows so big it needs splitting, the unit tests are usually already so convoluted that understanding their nuances is really painful.
November 5, 2023 at 12:25 PM
The most cumbersome part of splitting subroutines into separate classes during refactoring is rewriting unit tests.
If a class grows so big it needs splitting, the unit tests are usually already so convoluted that understanding their nuances is really painful.
If a class grows so big it needs splitting, the unit tests are usually already so convoluted that understanding their nuances is really painful.
Reposted by Michael Grafl
Zu Halloween gehe ich als Plagiatsjäger.
October 30, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Zu Halloween gehe ich als Plagiatsjäger.
jaas is no longer the way
October 24, 2023 at 7:19 PM
jaas is no longer the way
A fictional character you'd give an invite code to
October 22, 2023 at 2:54 PM
A fictional character you'd give an invite code to
Got the weirdest NullPointerException today: a static final field initialized directly with a constructor turned out to be null, presumably because I had assembled incompatible jar modules into an Enterprise Application Archive (ear file).
#java
#java
October 16, 2023 at 5:49 PM
Got the weirdest NullPointerException today: a static final field initialized directly with a constructor turned out to be null, presumably because I had assembled incompatible jar modules into an Enterprise Application Archive (ear file).
#java
#java
TIL
Das!
Es war Thema in meiner Forschungsgruppe bei der Diplomarbeit. Tetris spielen "blockiert" das visuelle System und hält das sprachliche offen, sodass das Gehirn schlimme Bilder konstruktiv verarbeiten kann.
Daher: nach belastenden Bildern Tetris spielen!
Es war Thema in meiner Forschungsgruppe bei der Diplomarbeit. Tetris spielen "blockiert" das visuelle System und hält das sprachliche offen, sodass das Gehirn schlimme Bilder konstruktiv verarbeiten kann.
Daher: nach belastenden Bildern Tetris spielen!
Reminder that if you see disturbing or traumatic images, playing Tetris as soon as possible afterwards can help the brain cleanse itself, and lessen the impacts of it longer term.
No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
October 14, 2023 at 7:43 AM
TIL
Hey Baby, willst du noch mit hochkommen (in Himmel) und den besten Thread des Abends lesen
So, ich glaub jetzt ist genug Zeit vergangen:
Der Security wollte nicht die Kunstfreiheit einschränken, als er Peter Klien attackiert hat, er wollte nur verhindern, dass sein Chef im Bierzelt Konkurrenz bekommt von jemandem, der dasselbe komödiantische Timing hat.
Der Security wollte nicht die Kunstfreiheit einschränken, als er Peter Klien attackiert hat, er wollte nur verhindern, dass sein Chef im Bierzelt Konkurrenz bekommt von jemandem, der dasselbe komödiantische Timing hat.
October 12, 2023 at 6:29 PM
Hey Baby, willst du noch mit hochkommen (in Himmel) und den besten Thread des Abends lesen
Working with Java Locale representation is a rabbit hole that makes timezones pale in comparison.
October 10, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Working with Java Locale representation is a rabbit hole that makes timezones pale in comparison.
Da dürfte sie leider recht haben.
Ein paar Monate noch, dann seid ihr damit nicht alleine, da geht's uns hier in AT gleich.
October 8, 2023 at 5:17 PM
Da dürfte sie leider recht haben.
Not sure if it's just a matter of personal taste, but nowadays I prefer Java's Stream operations (map, filter, …) instead of for-loops at least 90% of the time.
I find it easier to read, has lower risk of side effects, and selection makes it explicit whether first or last element is returned. #Java
I find it easier to read, has lower risk of side effects, and selection makes it explicit whether first or last element is returned. #Java
October 7, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Not sure if it's just a matter of personal taste, but nowadays I prefer Java's Stream operations (map, filter, …) instead of for-loops at least 90% of the time.
I find it easier to read, has lower risk of side effects, and selection makes it explicit whether first or last element is returned. #Java
I find it easier to read, has lower risk of side effects, and selection makes it explicit whether first or last element is returned. #Java
Obligatorisches Einstandsbild hier
October 6, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Obligatorisches Einstandsbild hier
Are they called tweets here as well?
October 5, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Are they called tweets here as well?