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Michael Burns
@michaelburns.bsky.social
"philosopher", "comedian", deadhead, lake guy.

https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns
i legit went on stream yesterday dressed like fucking Steve from Blues Clues.

(and i was fairly roasted by my loving audience)
February 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
www.kcrw.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
or . . . bald middle age dude feels deeply sad that teenagers are so miserable that they're permanently damaging their own bodies? and wants to do anything in his power to tell them that while their misery is valid, their solutions are misguided and unhealthy?
Bald middle age dude rages about teenagers improving themselves and escaping a life full of nothing but misery.
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
in light of today's internet scuttlebutt, here's a video of me losing my god damn mind learning about looksmaxxing culture

youtu.be/IEhrU5aUWhM
the most dangerous idiot in America?
YouTube video by Side Burns
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Reposted by Michael Burns
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Reposted by Michael Burns
I made a playlist for the Christianity and Politics Trilogy in case you want to watch in order, share with friends, send to your pastor, etc.

www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Christianity and Politics Trilogy - YouTube
This three video series explores my own journey from a young Evangelical to a less-young Marxist, the emergence of Christian Nationalism in America, and the ...
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I REALIZE I DIDN'T SPECIFY THAT THIS IS HAPPENING SATURDAY FEBRUARY 28TH IN AUSTIN TEXAS AT THE SCOTTISH RITE THEATER
GET IN THE CAR KIDS, WE'RE GOING TO TEXAS TO DO A SHOW.

ticket link below

discount code for patrons
February 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
GET IN THE CAR KIDS, WE'RE GOING TO TEXAS TO DO A SHOW.

ticket link below

discount code for patrons
February 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Reposted by Michael Burns
The system might be broken, but our sense of humor is not! We’re having a free comedy night and signature gathering party to get Rae Huang officially on the ballot!

📅 Sunday, February 15th
⏰: doors open 6:30pm | show begins 7pm
📍: the Hermosillo, 5125 York Blvd 90042

RSVP:
luma.com/pr5as0ri
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
i would pay $100 to go to a club that just played this on loop all night

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwT...
steeek_
YouTube video by Knx.
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I made a playlist for the Christianity and Politics Trilogy in case you want to watch in order, share with friends, send to your pastor, etc.

www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Christianity and Politics Trilogy - YouTube
This three video series explores my own journey from a young Evangelical to a less-young Marxist, the emergence of Christian Nationalism in America, and the ...
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Reposted by Michael Burns
not beating the allegations
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
you're ready to fight back. here's how.
YouTube video by Side Burns
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Reposted by Michael Burns
some thoughts on how the left can be better at computer to gain some more cultural power and influence

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvxb...
a cultural revolution?
YouTube video by Side Burns
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Everyone needs to see Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Going to the polls to vote for Newsom tonight so that no one gets mad at me
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Reposted by Michael Burns
People keep getting mad when leftists say they don’t like Newsom as a candidate and it’s like…it’s 2 and a half years before an election? Shouldn’t this be where we draw hard lines to figure out who moves people at large? There isn’t even a field, there is no election yet to lose.
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Reposted by Michael Burns
Impassioned greetings, mortals! On Earth, Valentine’s Day looms—but here, a holiday for the lonely! Ha-ho! Friday 8PT, we endeavour to mend SHATTERED HEARTS, with our esteemed guest BURNS! Some say love overpowers hate—but hate is on a winning streak lately. Help us to turn the tide, Friday at 8PT!
February 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
some thoughts on how the left can be better at computer to gain some more cultural power and influence

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvxb...
a cultural revolution?
YouTube video by Side Burns
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Bad day for Hasan
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Reposted by Michael Burns
shoutout to @cohen489.bsky.social for writing a great guide to getting involved in activism that I talked about on last week's show.
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
shoutout to @cohen489.bsky.social for writing a great guide to getting involved in activism that I talked about on last week's show.
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
fuck it, we on twitch now

www.twitch.tv/michaelburns...
michaelburnsnotice - Twitch
you tube jawns but on this place
www.twitch.tv
February 11, 2026 at 11:25 PM