Michael Burns
@michaelburns.bsky.social
hey come watch this show that starts in half an hour i'm going to do a thing that's valentine's day adjacent and that might be helpful to lots of you
Impassioned greetings, mortals! On Earth, Valentine’s Day looms—but here, a holiday for the lonely! Ha-ho! Friday 8PT, we endeavour to mend SHATTERED HEARTS, with our esteemed guest BURNS! Some say love overpowers hate—but hate is on a winning streak lately. Help us to turn the tide, Friday at 8PT!
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
hey come watch this show that starts in half an hour i'm going to do a thing that's valentine's day adjacent and that might be helpful to lots of you
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*rubs temples*
As I've spent the better part of the day explaining why I don't think Newsom should be the Democratic nominee for president, it pains me to "defend" this, but...
The governor of California is legally obligated to proclaim each Feb 6 Reagan Day per a 2010 state law.
As I've spent the better part of the day explaining why I don't think Newsom should be the Democratic nominee for president, it pains me to "defend" this, but...
The governor of California is legally obligated to proclaim each Feb 6 Reagan Day per a 2010 state law.
![Senate Bill No. 944
CHAPTER 114
An act to amend Section 37222 of, to add Sections 37222.10, 37222.11, 37222.12, 37222.13, 37222.14, and 37222.16 to, and to repeal Section
37222.5 of, the Education Code, and to add Section 6723 to the Government Code, relating to Ronald Reagan Day.
[Approved by Governor July 19, 2010. Filed with Secretary of State July 19, 2010.]
LEGISLATIVE COUNSEL'S DIGEST
SB 944, Runner. Special significance days: Ronald Reagan Day.
Existing law designates specited days as having special signiticance, and specities how the days of special significance should be observed in public elementary and secondary schools and educational institutions.
This bill would repeal and recast these provisions.
This bill would express findings and declarations of the Legislature relating to Ronald Reagan. This bill would designate February 6 of each year as Ronald Reagan Day, and would encourage public schools and educational institutions to engage in exercises remembering the life of Ronald Reagan, as specified.
Existing law requires the Governor to proclaim various days in honor of
a person, status, or an event.
This bill would require the Governor to annually proclaim February 6 as
Ronald Reagan Day.
The people of the State of California do enact as follows:
SECTION 1. The Legislature finds and declares all of the following:
(a) Ronald Wilson Reagan was a man of humble background who worked throughout his life serving freedom and advancing the public good, having been employed as an entertainer, union leader, corporate spokesman, Governor of California, and President of the United States.
(b) Ronald Reagan served with honor and distinction for two terms as
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February 14, 2026 at 12:47 AM
*rubs temples*
As I've spent the better part of the day explaining why I don't think Newsom should be the Democratic nominee for president, it pains me to "defend" this, but...
The governor of California is legally obligated to proclaim each Feb 6 Reagan Day per a 2010 state law.
As I've spent the better part of the day explaining why I don't think Newsom should be the Democratic nominee for president, it pains me to "defend" this, but...
The governor of California is legally obligated to proclaim each Feb 6 Reagan Day per a 2010 state law.
Constantly thinking about Gavin Newsom like all the other normal people.
February 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Constantly thinking about Gavin Newsom like all the other normal people.
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in light of today's internet scuttlebutt, here's a video of me losing my god damn mind learning about looksmaxxing culture
youtu.be/IEhrU5aUWhM
youtu.be/IEhrU5aUWhM
the most dangerous idiot in America?
YouTube video by Side Burns
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
in light of today's internet scuttlebutt, here's a video of me losing my god damn mind learning about looksmaxxing culture
youtu.be/IEhrU5aUWhM
youtu.be/IEhrU5aUWhM
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TONIGHT—we shall mend SHATTERED HEARTS with none other than @michaelburns.bsky.social ! Grab a chocolate & some loneliness BE THERE 💌🧙♂️💘
#valentinesday #lonelyhearts #valentines #love #amore #improv
#valentinesday #lonelyhearts #valentines #love #amore #improv
February 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
TONIGHT—we shall mend SHATTERED HEARTS with none other than @michaelburns.bsky.social ! Grab a chocolate & some loneliness BE THERE 💌🧙♂️💘
#valentinesday #lonelyhearts #valentines #love #amore #improv
#valentinesday #lonelyhearts #valentines #love #amore #improv
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There’s always been a disconnect between what men think women want and what women actually want, but this phenomenon seems like a lot of teenage boys who were confined to home during COVID constructed a story about desire together on the internet, while never interacting with real girls, ever.
in light of today's internet scuttlebutt, here's a video of me losing my god damn mind learning about looksmaxxing culture
youtu.be/IEhrU5aUWhM
youtu.be/IEhrU5aUWhM
the most dangerous idiot in America?
YouTube video by Side Burns
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
There’s always been a disconnect between what men think women want and what women actually want, but this phenomenon seems like a lot of teenage boys who were confined to home during COVID constructed a story about desire together on the internet, while never interacting with real girls, ever.
i legit went on stream yesterday dressed like fucking Steve from Blues Clues.
(and i was fairly roasted by my loving audience)
(and i was fairly roasted by my loving audience)
February 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
i legit went on stream yesterday dressed like fucking Steve from Blues Clues.
(and i was fairly roasted by my loving audience)
(and i was fairly roasted by my loving audience)
www.kcrw.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
or . . . bald middle age dude feels deeply sad that teenagers are so miserable that they're permanently damaging their own bodies? and wants to do anything in his power to tell them that while their misery is valid, their solutions are misguided and unhealthy?
Bald middle age dude rages about teenagers improving themselves and escaping a life full of nothing but misery.
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
or . . . bald middle age dude feels deeply sad that teenagers are so miserable that they're permanently damaging their own bodies? and wants to do anything in his power to tell them that while their misery is valid, their solutions are misguided and unhealthy?
in light of today's internet scuttlebutt, here's a video of me losing my god damn mind learning about looksmaxxing culture
youtu.be/IEhrU5aUWhM
youtu.be/IEhrU5aUWhM
the most dangerous idiot in America?
YouTube video by Side Burns
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
in light of today's internet scuttlebutt, here's a video of me losing my god damn mind learning about looksmaxxing culture
youtu.be/IEhrU5aUWhM
youtu.be/IEhrU5aUWhM
Reposted by Michael Burns
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
Reposted by Michael Burns
I made a playlist for the Christianity and Politics Trilogy in case you want to watch in order, share with friends, send to your pastor, etc.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Christianity and Politics Trilogy - YouTube
This three video series explores my own journey from a young Evangelical to a less-young Marxist, the emergence of Christian Nationalism in America, and the ...
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I made a playlist for the Christianity and Politics Trilogy in case you want to watch in order, share with friends, send to your pastor, etc.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
I REALIZE I DIDN'T SPECIFY THAT THIS IS HAPPENING SATURDAY FEBRUARY 28TH IN AUSTIN TEXAS AT THE SCOTTISH RITE THEATER
GET IN THE CAR KIDS, WE'RE GOING TO TEXAS TO DO A SHOW.
ticket link below
discount code for patrons
ticket link below
discount code for patrons
February 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I REALIZE I DIDN'T SPECIFY THAT THIS IS HAPPENING SATURDAY FEBRUARY 28TH IN AUSTIN TEXAS AT THE SCOTTISH RITE THEATER
GET IN THE CAR KIDS, WE'RE GOING TO TEXAS TO DO A SHOW.
ticket link below
discount code for patrons
ticket link below
discount code for patrons
February 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
GET IN THE CAR KIDS, WE'RE GOING TO TEXAS TO DO A SHOW.
ticket link below
discount code for patrons
ticket link below
discount code for patrons
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The system might be broken, but our sense of humor is not! We’re having a free comedy night and signature gathering party to get Rae Huang officially on the ballot!
📅 Sunday, February 15th
⏰: doors open 6:30pm | show begins 7pm
📍: the Hermosillo, 5125 York Blvd 90042
RSVP:
luma.com/pr5as0ri
📅 Sunday, February 15th
⏰: doors open 6:30pm | show begins 7pm
📍: the Hermosillo, 5125 York Blvd 90042
RSVP:
luma.com/pr5as0ri
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
The system might be broken, but our sense of humor is not! We’re having a free comedy night and signature gathering party to get Rae Huang officially on the ballot!
📅 Sunday, February 15th
⏰: doors open 6:30pm | show begins 7pm
📍: the Hermosillo, 5125 York Blvd 90042
RSVP:
luma.com/pr5as0ri
📅 Sunday, February 15th
⏰: doors open 6:30pm | show begins 7pm
📍: the Hermosillo, 5125 York Blvd 90042
RSVP:
luma.com/pr5as0ri
i would pay $100 to go to a club that just played this on loop all night
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwT...
steeek_
YouTube video by Knx.
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
i would pay $100 to go to a club that just played this on loop all night
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwT...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAwT...
I made a playlist for the Christianity and Politics Trilogy in case you want to watch in order, share with friends, send to your pastor, etc.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Christianity and Politics Trilogy - YouTube
This three video series explores my own journey from a young Evangelical to a less-young Marxist, the emergence of Christian Nationalism in America, and the ...
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I made a playlist for the Christianity and Politics Trilogy in case you want to watch in order, share with friends, send to your pastor, etc.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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not beating the allegations
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
not beating the allegations
Reposted by Michael Burns
some thoughts on how the left can be better at computer to gain some more cultural power and influence
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvxb...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvxb...
a cultural revolution?
YouTube video by Side Burns
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
some thoughts on how the left can be better at computer to gain some more cultural power and influence
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvxb...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvxb...
Everyone needs to see Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Everyone needs to see Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie
Going to the polls to vote for Newsom tonight so that no one gets mad at me
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Going to the polls to vote for Newsom tonight so that no one gets mad at me
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People keep getting mad when leftists say they don’t like Newsom as a candidate and it’s like…it’s 2 and a half years before an election? Shouldn’t this be where we draw hard lines to figure out who moves people at large? There isn’t even a field, there is no election yet to lose.
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
People keep getting mad when leftists say they don’t like Newsom as a candidate and it’s like…it’s 2 and a half years before an election? Shouldn’t this be where we draw hard lines to figure out who moves people at large? There isn’t even a field, there is no election yet to lose.
Reposted by Michael Burns
Impassioned greetings, mortals! On Earth, Valentine’s Day looms—but here, a holiday for the lonely! Ha-ho! Friday 8PT, we endeavour to mend SHATTERED HEARTS, with our esteemed guest BURNS! Some say love overpowers hate—but hate is on a winning streak lately. Help us to turn the tide, Friday at 8PT!
February 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Impassioned greetings, mortals! On Earth, Valentine’s Day looms—but here, a holiday for the lonely! Ha-ho! Friday 8PT, we endeavour to mend SHATTERED HEARTS, with our esteemed guest BURNS! Some say love overpowers hate—but hate is on a winning streak lately. Help us to turn the tide, Friday at 8PT!