Mike Chapman
@michaelchapman.bsky.social
Nerd, restaurant operator, dog dad, general nuisance. Largely serving forehead and opinions cribbed from better thinkers. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
My benchmark for success has become having Time Out Roundie’s as a regular biscuit in our house. Not a treat, the regular biscuit, if I ever fall below this I’ve failed as an adult.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
My benchmark for success has become having Time Out Roundie’s as a regular biscuit in our house. Not a treat, the regular biscuit, if I ever fall below this I’ve failed as an adult.
There had better be some nerd quenching trailers out of #SuperBowl. Here for Bad Bunny & Green Day, but let’s be having some Spider-Man or Doomsday whilst we’re at it.
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
There had better be some nerd quenching trailers out of #SuperBowl. Here for Bad Bunny & Green Day, but let’s be having some Spider-Man or Doomsday whilst we’re at it.
Catching up on the Rugby, 48-7 😭 Sweet Jesus Wales, this is a rough start. #sixnations #welshpride
February 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Catching up on the Rugby, 48-7 😭 Sweet Jesus Wales, this is a rough start. #sixnations #welshpride
Dear Lord, six whole months exclusively logged into the Alt.
I’ll be representing the UK at Javelin in the next Olympics.
I’ll be representing the UK at Javelin in the next Olympics.
June 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Dear Lord, six whole months exclusively logged into the Alt.
I’ll be representing the UK at Javelin in the next Olympics.
I’ll be representing the UK at Javelin in the next Olympics.
2025 being an utter cunt almost immediately. RIP The Vivienne 💔
January 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
2025 being an utter cunt almost immediately. RIP The Vivienne 💔
I don’t know when watching Ghost became a Festive tradition in my house, but every year I applaud the decision. Ugly crying in December is a lewk.
December 28, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I don’t know when watching Ghost became a Festive tradition in my house, but every year I applaud the decision. Ugly crying in December is a lewk.
Hello regular Bluesky. Spent nearly a full week logged in on the alt. The things I have seen, the outstanding things I have seen.
December 1, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Hello regular Bluesky. Spent nearly a full week logged in on the alt. The things I have seen, the outstanding things I have seen.
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Come for the picture, stay for the alt text.
November 25, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Come for the picture, stay for the alt text.
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Gaetz withdraws as Trump's attorney general pick
YouTube video by CNN
youtu.be
November 22, 2024 at 1:24 AM
I mean this shit does nothing for my business, but it is pretty.
November 20, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I mean this shit does nothing for my business, but it is pretty.
Well the bird site had an alt, so here we go again…
November 18, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Well the bird site had an alt, so here we go again…
The main follows have proven to be a lot spicier than even the alt on bird site. And I’m here for that.
November 17, 2024 at 11:14 PM
The main follows have proven to be a lot spicier than even the alt on bird site. And I’m here for that.
Reposted by Mike Chapman
Support #Trans people - please and thank you :) xx
a poster that says protect trans kids with hearts around it
Alt: a poster that says protect trans kids with hearts around it
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Support #Trans people - please and thank you :) xx
Still in work, slightly bored, nudes wouldn’t not be appreciated.
November 17, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Still in work, slightly bored, nudes wouldn’t not be appreciated.
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I love the thought of the swivel-eyed racists and homophobes scouring X looking for people to abuse and we’re all here having a good time
a man wearing glasses and a hat is drinking from a plastic cup
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a hat is drinking from a plastic cup
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I love the thought of the swivel-eyed racists and homophobes scouring X looking for people to abuse and we’re all here having a good time
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STARBASE 80?!
Oh damn! Here's Seán with all the Ups & Downs, 10.30pm GMT.
youtu.be/TQpWAV8PMgY
#StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #Starbase80
@seanferrick.bsky.social @elittlechild.bsky.social @editkrisedit.bsky.social
Oh damn! Here's Seán with all the Ups & Downs, 10.30pm GMT.
youtu.be/TQpWAV8PMgY
#StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #Starbase80
@seanferrick.bsky.social @elittlechild.bsky.social @editkrisedit.bsky.social
youtu.be
November 14, 2024 at 10:05 PM
STARBASE 80?!
Oh damn! Here's Seán with all the Ups & Downs, 10.30pm GMT.
youtu.be/TQpWAV8PMgY
#StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #Starbase80
@seanferrick.bsky.social @elittlechild.bsky.social @editkrisedit.bsky.social
Oh damn! Here's Seán with all the Ups & Downs, 10.30pm GMT.
youtu.be/TQpWAV8PMgY
#StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #Starbase80
@seanferrick.bsky.social @elittlechild.bsky.social @editkrisedit.bsky.social
I mean it was obvious RFK was going to get HHS, and that’s terrifying by itself, but after putting up a nonce for AG, it feels like an anti-climax.
November 14, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I mean it was obvious RFK was going to get HHS, and that’s terrifying by itself, but after putting up a nonce for AG, it feels like an anti-climax.
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
Bird site? Completed it mate…
November 14, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Bird site? Completed it mate…
Chilli & Coconut Rice at half past midnight, why not? Doesn’t do any harm to give your insides an overnight work out every now and then.
November 14, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Chilli & Coconut Rice at half past midnight, why not? Doesn’t do any harm to give your insides an overnight work out every now and then.
So my following/followers so far is an even split of ‘American Politics & Gay Thirst Traps’
a picture of a woman with horns and the words my plan is working perfectly
ALT: a picture of a woman with horns and the words my plan is working perfectly
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 10:10 PM
So my following/followers so far is an even split of ‘American Politics & Gay Thirst Traps’