Michael Hager
@michaelhag.bsky.social
Screenwriter, 💙Dodgers, longtime politics sufferer
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Michael Hager
@michaelhag.bsky.social
· Jan 4
Five things you’ll find in my scripts:
-Betrayal
-Morally gray girls/women
-Revenge
-A man being a total simp for his girl
-Lots of dark humor. Prob too much actually
#scriptsky
-Betrayal
-Morally gray girls/women
-Revenge
-A man being a total simp for his girl
-Lots of dark humor. Prob too much actually
#scriptsky
Five things you’ll find in my scripts:
- A Fantasy Scene or three
- Family Trauma
- Occasional jokes to break the tension
- Dream/Nightmare sequences
- Villains that think they're the hero
- A Fantasy Scene or three
- Family Trauma
- Occasional jokes to break the tension
- Dream/Nightmare sequences
- Villains that think they're the hero
Five things you’ll find in my scripts:
-people being awkward
-characters too earnest for their own good
-people dealing with change poorly
-underdogs
-a bonkers society
-people being awkward
-characters too earnest for their own good
-people dealing with change poorly
-underdogs
-a bonkers society
Carol Burnett on Good Hang is so wonderful. Amy, you are the best 😭❤️
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Carol Burnett on Good Hang is so wonderful. Amy, you are the best 😭❤️
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ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
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My Bucket List has a new item, Carnevali d'Italia...look up the Carnivali di Viareggio, it's incredible street theater and satire!
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
My Bucket List has a new item, Carnevali d'Italia...look up the Carnivali di Viareggio, it's incredible street theater and satire!
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Remember her name: Aliya Rahman
Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.
It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.
ICE MUST GO‼️
Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.
It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.
ICE MUST GO‼️
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Remember her name: Aliya Rahman
Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.
It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.
ICE MUST GO‼️
Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.
It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.
ICE MUST GO‼️
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#GVerse #Shit4Brains is losing his mind and threatening a lawsuit against Trevor Noah for this joke he made at last night’s GRAMMYs. This is the joke #ShitFace doesn’t want you to see.
February 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
#GVerse #Shit4Brains is losing his mind and threatening a lawsuit against Trevor Noah for this joke he made at last night’s GRAMMYs. This is the joke #ShitFace doesn’t want you to see.
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It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.
January 31, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.
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As he released 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos, Judge Biery warned of vast lawlessness and inhumanity in the Trump administration’s mass deportation efforts. He said courts amounted to “a judicial finger in the dike” trying to hold back fascism. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
Judge orders release of 5-year-old detained by ICE in Minnesota
The judge accused the Trump administration of inhumanity in its approach to deportations.
www.politico.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 PM
As he released 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos, Judge Biery warned of vast lawlessness and inhumanity in the Trump administration’s mass deportation efforts. He said courts amounted to “a judicial finger in the dike” trying to hold back fascism. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
Wasn't Rinvoq the name of a Klingon bird of prey?? Just wondering...
January 31, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Wasn't Rinvoq the name of a Klingon bird of prey?? Just wondering...
Lock him up!!
January 31, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Lock him up!!
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A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot.
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot.
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
You couldn't pay me to see Melania, the movie, though if you add a zero to that $50, we'll talk.
January 29, 2026 at 3:55 PM
You couldn't pay me to see Melania, the movie, though if you add a zero to that $50, we'll talk.
There’s no separation between Trump and his legions on FB; calling the attack fake.
January 29, 2026 at 12:07 AM
There’s no separation between Trump and his legions on FB; calling the attack fake.
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
January 26, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
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Gov. Walz calls out federal officials who described Alex Pretti as a 'domestic terrorist.'
"Sitting behind a keyboard at 2 a.m. and besmirching a V.A. nurse and a son and a co-worker and a friend is despicable beyond all description."
"Sitting behind a keyboard at 2 a.m. and besmirching a V.A. nurse and a son and a co-worker and a friend is despicable beyond all description."
January 25, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Gov. Walz calls out federal officials who described Alex Pretti as a 'domestic terrorist.'
"Sitting behind a keyboard at 2 a.m. and besmirching a V.A. nurse and a son and a co-worker and a friend is despicable beyond all description."
"Sitting behind a keyboard at 2 a.m. and besmirching a V.A. nurse and a son and a co-worker and a friend is despicable beyond all description."
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🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM 1955: Get the polio vaccine.
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM 1955: Get the polio vaccine.
The writers room, with the catch phrase taking over my house. youtu.be/QPQFfoELrdQ?...
Euphoria Writer - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 4:56 AM
The writers room, with the catch phrase taking over my house. youtu.be/QPQFfoELrdQ?...
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Update on kidnapped 5-year-old boy, Liam Ramos 1/22/26
January 23, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Update on kidnapped 5-year-old boy, Liam Ramos 1/22/26
Jimmy Kimmel nails trump over and over youtu.be/22TJbqBCQA0?...
Trump on Verge of War Over Nobel Peace Prize Snub & He Celebrates His First Year in Office
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Jimmy Kimmel nails trump over and over youtu.be/22TJbqBCQA0?...
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It's like they took all of Donald Trump's fatal flaws -- the arrogance, the dishonesty, the narcissism, the stupidity, the vanity -- and compressed them into a perfect diamond of disphittery.
January 19, 2026 at 7:09 PM
It's like they took all of Donald Trump's fatal flaws -- the arrogance, the dishonesty, the narcissism, the stupidity, the vanity -- and compressed them into a perfect diamond of disphittery.
Put it on the impeachment list
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Put it on the impeachment list
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Minnesota Star Tribune Editorial Board: Minnesota is under siege. This cannot stand.
"ICE presence has disrupted all aspects of life in Minnesota, and led tragically to the death of Renee Good. It’s the outcome of government overreach that favors force over legitimacy."
"ICE presence has disrupted all aspects of life in Minnesota, and led tragically to the death of Renee Good. It’s the outcome of government overreach that favors force over legitimacy."
Editorial | Minnesota is under siege. This cannot stand.
"What we are witnessing is the storming of the state by the federal government," the Editorial Board writes.
www.startribune.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Minnesota Star Tribune Editorial Board: Minnesota is under siege. This cannot stand.
"ICE presence has disrupted all aspects of life in Minnesota, and led tragically to the death of Renee Good. It’s the outcome of government overreach that favors force over legitimacy."
"ICE presence has disrupted all aspects of life in Minnesota, and led tragically to the death of Renee Good. It’s the outcome of government overreach that favors force over legitimacy."