Michael Hager
@michaelhag.bsky.social
Screenwriter, 💙Dodgers, longtime politics sufferer, MA Humanities
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Michael Hager
@michaelhag.bsky.social
· Jan 4
Five things you’ll find in my scripts:
-Betrayal
-Morally gray girls/women
-Revenge
-A man being a total simp for his girl
-Lots of dark humor. Prob too much actually
#scriptsky
-Betrayal
-Morally gray girls/women
-Revenge
-A man being a total simp for his girl
-Lots of dark humor. Prob too much actually
#scriptsky
Five things you’ll find in my scripts:
- A Fantasy Scene or three
- Family Trauma
- Occasional jokes to break the tension
- Dream/Nightmare sequences
- Villains that think they're the hero
- A Fantasy Scene or three
- Family Trauma
- Occasional jokes to break the tension
- Dream/Nightmare sequences
- Villains that think they're the hero
Five things you’ll find in my scripts:
-people being awkward
-characters too earnest for their own good
-people dealing with change poorly
-underdogs
-a bonkers society
-people being awkward
-characters too earnest for their own good
-people dealing with change poorly
-underdogs
-a bonkers society
Happy anniversary to #MST3K. TY for the years of entertainment and frivolity you've provided to me and mine. @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
a man wearing a helmet is screaming in front of a group of people
ALT: a man wearing a helmet is screaming in front of a group of people
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Happy anniversary to #MST3K. TY for the years of entertainment and frivolity you've provided to me and mine. @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
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🔥🔥🔥 A 3 alarm fire for House Republicans following Marjorie Taylor Greene’s announced resignation, courtesy of @punchbowlnews.bsky.social:
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
🔥🔥🔥 A 3 alarm fire for House Republicans following Marjorie Taylor Greene’s announced resignation, courtesy of @punchbowlnews.bsky.social:
The holy trinity
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The holy trinity
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392,000 followers on X.
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
392,000 followers on X.
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Seth Meyers: Trump Posts Unhinged Rant on Epstein, Spirals Over Affordability as Poll Numbers Tank #blogpost
Seth Meyers: Trump Posts Unhinged Rant on Epstein, Spirals Over Affordability as Poll Numbers Tank
Seth takes a closer look at Trump writing a long and incoherent social media rant about the Epstein files.
littlegreenfootballs.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Seth Meyers: Trump Posts Unhinged Rant on Epstein, Spirals Over Affordability as Poll Numbers Tank #blogpost
Listening to: The Cranberries Live MTV Unplugged and tearing up over Dolores's voice as always.
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Listening to: The Cranberries Live MTV Unplugged and tearing up over Dolores's voice as always.
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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an important message to the media: no matter how much you flatter and curry favor with this man, he would enjoy seeing you dismembered with a bone saw
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
an important message to the media: no matter how much you flatter and curry favor with this man, he would enjoy seeing you dismembered with a bone saw
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So clear. So succinct! #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
Let me be clear about what this case is & why its cover up is so disturbing. The President is engaged in a direct cover up of crimes.
What I take from his efforts is a desperate attempt to bend the law & the truth—even if that means turning on other members of his own party.
Release the files.
What I take from his efforts is a desperate attempt to bend the law & the truth—even if that means turning on other members of his own party.
Release the files.
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
So clear. So succinct! #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
trump is so complicated lol. You can see the Swiss just shrugging and saying, "Just give the guy a bar of gold and mein gott, he'll do whatever we want!"
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
trump is so complicated lol. You can see the Swiss just shrugging and saying, "Just give the guy a bar of gold and mein gott, he'll do whatever we want!"
First Q to Karoline Leavitt today should be: Is the President bi-curious? #WhoisBubba
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
First Q to Karoline Leavitt today should be: Is the President bi-curious? #WhoisBubba
The Whale in Moby Dick isn't mentioned as much as trump is mentioned in this Epstein mail release (over a 1000 times!)...
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The Whale in Moby Dick isn't mentioned as much as trump is mentioned in this Epstein mail release (over a 1000 times!)...
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Trump is mentioned over 1000 times in the emails that were obtained from Epstein's estate, according to Rep. Melanie Stansbury. Get the popcorn...
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Trump is mentioned over 1000 times in the emails that were obtained from Epstein's estate, according to Rep. Melanie Stansbury. Get the popcorn...
Post someone who looks good in a hat:
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Post someone who looks good in a hat:
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Look at what this garish, classless, tasteless fool has done to the People’s House.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Look at what this garish, classless, tasteless fool has done to the People’s House.
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Any Senate Democrats who vote to cave are feckless, weak-willed and gullible — or even worse. The American people want you to hold the line and keep on fighting.
DO NOT FOLD!!!
DO NOT FOLD!!!
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Any Senate Democrats who vote to cave are feckless, weak-willed and gullible — or even worse. The American people want you to hold the line and keep on fighting.
DO NOT FOLD!!!
DO NOT FOLD!!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Dozy Don dreaming of more ways to starve people? Or just kill more at sea...
This has me thinking about a mahogany box lined in ruffled cream satin.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Dozy Don dreaming of more ways to starve people? Or just kill more at sea...
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A cleaning woman showed up at the wrong house with her husband. Someone inside shot through the door, striking 32-year-old María Florinda Ríos Pérez de Velásquez in the head, killing her.
The Indianapolis suburb is called Whitestown.
The Indianapolis suburb is called Whitestown.
Cleaning Woman Killed Through Door After Arriving at Wrong Home, Police Say
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A cleaning woman showed up at the wrong house with her husband. Someone inside shot through the door, striking 32-year-old María Florinda Ríos Pérez de Velásquez in the head, killing her.
The Indianapolis suburb is called Whitestown.
The Indianapolis suburb is called Whitestown.
Seth Meyers turns the tables on trump for being obsessed with steam/electric catapults on aircraft carriers. youtu.be/o0YCCcxRNG4?...
Trump Renovates White House Bathroom as Courts Rule Against Him on SNAP Funding: A Closer Look
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Seth Meyers turns the tables on trump for being obsessed with steam/electric catapults on aircraft carriers. youtu.be/o0YCCcxRNG4?...
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"Victories remind elites Trump is not some sort of eternal expression of the American volk. The press will have to at least briefly acknowledge MAGA fascism is not inevitable. Institutions that have been acting as if Trump is a rightful king will be confronted with a sweeping rejection of him."
Virginia and New Jersey can show that Trump isn't inevitable
MAGA might be in for an ass-whuppin' on Tuesday.
www.publicnotice.co
November 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Victories remind elites Trump is not some sort of eternal expression of the American volk. The press will have to at least briefly acknowledge MAGA fascism is not inevitable. Institutions that have been acting as if Trump is a rightful king will be confronted with a sweeping rejection of him."