Michael Hager
@michaelhag.bsky.social
Screenwriter, 💙Dodgers, longtime politics sufferer
A fatal Fart Attack
February 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
A fatal Fart Attack
We'll make them cookies at least.
February 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
We'll make them cookies at least.
You stupidly let Dodger hero Freddie Freeman go.
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
You stupidly let Dodger hero Freddie Freeman go.
Sure, no other team gets free agents. We’re better at it than your team. Sorry.
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Sure, no other team gets free agents. We’re better at it than your team. Sorry.
Don't hate 'em 'cause they're the smartest and other teams really make dumb decisions (Braves, Red Sox, and Angels).
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Don't hate 'em 'cause they're the smartest and other teams really make dumb decisions (Braves, Red Sox, and Angels).
They’re mad they got embarrassed.
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
They’re mad they got embarrassed.
I want triangle solos!
February 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I want triangle solos!
I just think about this stuff and the deterrent it poses to brilliant & dynamic candidates of color who want to run for higher office. This is what you'll face in America. No matter what you've accomplished in your life, this is what you'll face. It's why we must beat MAGA at every turn!
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I just think about this stuff and the deterrent it poses to brilliant & dynamic candidates of color who want to run for higher office. This is what you'll face in America. No matter what you've accomplished in your life, this is what you'll face. It's why we must beat MAGA at every turn!
Artist: Pat Bagley, "Jan. 6 and ICE"
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Artist: Pat Bagley, "Jan. 6 and ICE"
Dr. Oz, come on down!
a blurred image of a crowd of people with the words come on down
ALT: a blurred image of a crowd of people with the words come on down
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Dr. Oz, come on down!
Watch it twice to absorb more meaning! So amazing!
February 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Watch it twice to absorb more meaning! So amazing!
This at the Prayer Breakfast?!
February 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
This at the Prayer Breakfast?!
He's doing his pal trump a favor and destroying it.
February 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
He's doing his pal trump a favor and destroying it.
Pan fry (turkey bacon)
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Pan fry (turkey bacon)
Definitely should smile at this abuser prick.
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Definitely should smile at this abuser prick.
Did he also say that to his Epstein victims?? Who the fuck cares what you think you pedo prick
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Did he also say that to his Epstein victims?? Who the fuck cares what you think you pedo prick
The toilet wine could be named after him? Trump Vineyard...
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
The toilet wine could be named after him? Trump Vineyard...
I'm glad they think this is all such a hilarious crack-up.
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I'm glad they think this is all such a hilarious crack-up.
His Meema needs to cut him off. No more mint juleps for you, Lindsey
February 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
His Meema needs to cut him off. No more mint juleps for you, Lindsey