Michele one L
@michelehowarth.com
Bridge burning grudge bearer.
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‘University’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
January 20, 2026 at 11:56 PM
‘University’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
Monday’s musings.
Ban CVs in the arts. They’re fucking pointless. I’m not interested in your brilliant career or your car crash career. I’m only interested in the work in front of me. Put them in the bin comrades. It’s no one’s damn business what you’ve done before.
Ban CVs in the arts. They’re fucking pointless. I’m not interested in your brilliant career or your car crash career. I’m only interested in the work in front of me. Put them in the bin comrades. It’s no one’s damn business what you’ve done before.
a man is carrying a bag in front of a garbage can that says 04 60573
Alt: a man throws a bag of rubbish into a wheelie bin dramatically
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January 12, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Monday’s musings.
Ban CVs in the arts. They’re fucking pointless. I’m not interested in your brilliant career or your car crash career. I’m only interested in the work in front of me. Put them in the bin comrades. It’s no one’s damn business what you’ve done before.
Ban CVs in the arts. They’re fucking pointless. I’m not interested in your brilliant career or your car crash career. I’m only interested in the work in front of me. Put them in the bin comrades. It’s no one’s damn business what you’ve done before.
The Abbey cinema Liverpool, where I was traumatised by Jane Eyre as a too young child.
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 PM
The Abbey cinema Liverpool, where I was traumatised by Jane Eyre as a too young child.
Having your teeth drilled without anaesthetic, by a hairy handed dentist who wasn’t wearing gloves.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Having your teeth drilled without anaesthetic, by a hairy handed dentist who wasn’t wearing gloves.
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Paper clip collection, annotated with date of invention.
Via @sedgarchivist.bsky.social & Denver Archives.
Via @sedgarchivist.bsky.social & Denver Archives.
January 8, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Paper clip collection, annotated with date of invention.
Via @sedgarchivist.bsky.social & Denver Archives.
Via @sedgarchivist.bsky.social & Denver Archives.
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FUNERAL PIGEON UPDATE :
Andrew & Marie have moved into their own space on account of mum pecking at them - clearly feeling it’s time for them to move out. She knows best. Look how big and healthy they are. Anyone wishing to donate to the charity taking care of them it’s ko-fi.com/calderdalebi...
Andrew & Marie have moved into their own space on account of mum pecking at them - clearly feeling it’s time for them to move out. She knows best. Look how big and healthy they are. Anyone wishing to donate to the charity taking care of them it’s ko-fi.com/calderdalebi...
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
FUNERAL PIGEON UPDATE :
Andrew & Marie have moved into their own space on account of mum pecking at them - clearly feeling it’s time for them to move out. She knows best. Look how big and healthy they are. Anyone wishing to donate to the charity taking care of them it’s ko-fi.com/calderdalebi...
Andrew & Marie have moved into their own space on account of mum pecking at them - clearly feeling it’s time for them to move out. She knows best. Look how big and healthy they are. Anyone wishing to donate to the charity taking care of them it’s ko-fi.com/calderdalebi...
That time I saw Molly on a beach in Wales. RIP to a proper one off.
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
That time I saw Molly on a beach in Wales. RIP to a proper one off.
My Serge Gainsbourg post-it notes are failing to liven up the doing of my tax return.
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
My Serge Gainsbourg post-it notes are failing to liven up the doing of my tax return.
FUNERAL PIGEON UPDATE :
Andrew & Marie have moved into their own space on account of mum pecking at them - clearly feeling it’s time for them to move out. She knows best. Look how big and healthy they are. Anyone wishing to donate to the charity taking care of them it’s ko-fi.com/calderdalebi...
Andrew & Marie have moved into their own space on account of mum pecking at them - clearly feeling it’s time for them to move out. She knows best. Look how big and healthy they are. Anyone wishing to donate to the charity taking care of them it’s ko-fi.com/calderdalebi...
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
FUNERAL PIGEON UPDATE :
Andrew & Marie have moved into their own space on account of mum pecking at them - clearly feeling it’s time for them to move out. She knows best. Look how big and healthy they are. Anyone wishing to donate to the charity taking care of them it’s ko-fi.com/calderdalebi...
Andrew & Marie have moved into their own space on account of mum pecking at them - clearly feeling it’s time for them to move out. She knows best. Look how big and healthy they are. Anyone wishing to donate to the charity taking care of them it’s ko-fi.com/calderdalebi...
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
December 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
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On the 30th December 2010 Bobby from Boney M passed away, on the same date and in the same city that Rasputin died. I'm always astounded that more people aren't astonished by this fact.
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
On the 30th December 2010 Bobby from Boney M passed away, on the same date and in the same city that Rasputin died. I'm always astounded that more people aren't astonished by this fact.
I think it’s reasonable to assume that things are going to get worse, but HAPPY NEW YEAR regardless.
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I think it’s reasonable to assume that things are going to get worse, but HAPPY NEW YEAR regardless.
10% discount off my book about sex pests in showbiz with the code WALLIAMS. Ends tomorrow night.
No idea if you’ve missed the Xmas post deadline to buy Nanna my fucking book, but no worry cos the 10% discount code WALLIAMS lasts until New Years Eve. Meanwhile, here’s a Fat White Family member in a festive woolly, cradling my masterpiece. More top content like this on Insta @wernerherzogmeets
December 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
10% discount off my book about sex pests in showbiz with the code WALLIAMS. Ends tomorrow night.
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May I hijack this most skint time of year to ask you to throw a few pennies at Calderdale Bird Rescue. They took in a funeral pigeon I found dying in the street, nursed her back to health & matchmaked her with a life partner. Andrew & Marie are the delightful result! 🐦 ♥️ 🐦 ko-fi.com/calderdalebi...
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
May I hijack this most skint time of year to ask you to throw a few pennies at Calderdale Bird Rescue. They took in a funeral pigeon I found dying in the street, nursed her back to health & matchmaked her with a life partner. Andrew & Marie are the delightful result! 🐦 ♥️ 🐦 ko-fi.com/calderdalebi...
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December 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
May I hijack this most skint time of year to ask you to throw a few pennies at Calderdale Bird Rescue. They took in a funeral pigeon I found dying in the street, nursed her back to health & matchmaked her with a life partner. Andrew & Marie are the delightful result! 🐦 ♥️ 🐦 ko-fi.com/calderdalebi...
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
May I hijack this most skint time of year to ask you to throw a few pennies at Calderdale Bird Rescue. They took in a funeral pigeon I found dying in the street, nursed her back to health & matchmaked her with a life partner. Andrew & Marie are the delightful result! 🐦 ♥️ 🐦 ko-fi.com/calderdalebi...
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is my second Christmas as an adult orphan. Can I ask, do they stay this strange?
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is my second Christmas as an adult orphan. Can I ask, do they stay this strange?
Oh well. Might as well put the decorations up.
December 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Oh well. Might as well put the decorations up.
I left the room, without telling him where I was going.
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I left the room, without telling him where I was going.
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Already dreading summer.
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Already dreading summer.