Michele one L
@michelehowarth.com
Bridge burning grudge bearer.
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Bought this to add to my out of control vintage fabric collection. I already have it in blue, but you simply can’t have too many laughing pigs in waistcoats imo.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Bought this to add to my out of control vintage fabric collection. I already have it in blue, but you simply can’t have too many laughing pigs in waistcoats imo.
Reader, this is why I married him. #HusbandAtTheVets
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Reader, this is why I married him. #HusbandAtTheVets
My favourite Instagram account is this guy, an Irish farmer who tells you what the weather is like, how many people were on the bus to Skibbereen and what he’s having for his tea. When I move to Ireland I shall force him to become my friend. #jellytotsx10 @liamwilcox01
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My favourite Instagram account is this guy, an Irish farmer who tells you what the weather is like, how many people were on the bus to Skibbereen and what he’s having for his tea. When I move to Ireland I shall force him to become my friend. #jellytotsx10 @liamwilcox01
Nothing says Hebden Bridge quite like my dog widdling on a wild cannabis plant.
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Nothing says Hebden Bridge quite like my dog widdling on a wild cannabis plant.
My favourite Mani story was him telling hecklers at a festival in Spain to “fuck off you donkey mitherers”. Probably the only time in history this insult has been used. RIP Mani.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My favourite Mani story was him telling hecklers at a festival in Spain to “fuck off you donkey mitherers”. Probably the only time in history this insult has been used. RIP Mani.
Amongst the many odd jobs I did to keep my head above water in the 80s, was babysitting for Sammy’s stepson when he was at QPR. He paid well over the odds and always made sure I got home safe. Not a given in Kensington, believe me. He once made Kenny Dalgleish give me a lift home. A proper mensch.
Sammy Lee: ‘Going to Spain was the best thing that happened to me after joining Liverpool’
The former Liverpool and Osasuna player tells Sid Lowe about his coaching journey, redemption in Spain and working with Sven-Göran Eriksson
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Amongst the many odd jobs I did to keep my head above water in the 80s, was babysitting for Sammy’s stepson when he was at QPR. He paid well over the odds and always made sure I got home safe. Not a given in Kensington, believe me. He once made Kenny Dalgleish give me a lift home. A proper mensch.
FUNERAL PIGEON UPDATE:
Meet Andrew and Marie. Born 15/11/25. Happy, healthy and safe.
Meet Andrew and Marie. Born 15/11/25. Happy, healthy and safe.
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
FUNERAL PIGEON UPDATE:
Meet Andrew and Marie. Born 15/11/25. Happy, healthy and safe.
Meet Andrew and Marie. Born 15/11/25. Happy, healthy and safe.
I’m not sure if that mattress is meant to be in that room. #EstateAgentPix
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I’m not sure if that mattress is meant to be in that room. #EstateAgentPix
My grandad survived the Somme in WW1 only to be blown up in his own home in WW2. James William Howarth. Father of twelve, Everton fan and a bit of a laugh by all accounts, sorry not to have met you.
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
My grandad survived the Somme in WW1 only to be blown up in his own home in WW2. James William Howarth. Father of twelve, Everton fan and a bit of a laugh by all accounts, sorry not to have met you.
It’s a bit knackered, but I love this t-shirt of my Manc husband.
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s a bit knackered, but I love this t-shirt of my Manc husband.
We had our old metal gateposts replaced & turns out the guy who did it also worked on Anthony Gormley’s pieces. What I learned from this encounter was a) there is a rejected version of his angel stood in a farmer’s field in Barkisland, & b) this fellah has “scrubbed Gormley’s knob with a brush”. 😳
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
We had our old metal gateposts replaced & turns out the guy who did it also worked on Anthony Gormley’s pieces. What I learned from this encounter was a) there is a rejected version of his angel stood in a farmer’s field in Barkisland, & b) this fellah has “scrubbed Gormley’s knob with a brush”. 😳
Mental health gets its own special cupboard.
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Mental health gets its own special cupboard.
Came out without his waterproofs, so I’ve had to improvise.
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Came out without his waterproofs, so I’ve had to improvise.
The person who lived here loved their home. #EstateAgentPix
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The person who lived here loved their home. #EstateAgentPix
October 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
6.30pm dog walk. #LifeInANorthernTown
October 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
6.30pm dog walk. #LifeInANorthernTown
Funeral pigeon update.
Tony’s feathers have grown back and a place has been found for him/her in the Forest Flock pigeon sanctuary in Wetherby. His/her true love has a place there too. #HappyEndings
Tony’s feathers have grown back and a place has been found for him/her in the Forest Flock pigeon sanctuary in Wetherby. His/her true love has a place there too. #HappyEndings
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Funeral pigeon update.
Tony’s feathers have grown back and a place has been found for him/her in the Forest Flock pigeon sanctuary in Wetherby. His/her true love has a place there too. #HappyEndings
Tony’s feathers have grown back and a place has been found for him/her in the Forest Flock pigeon sanctuary in Wetherby. His/her true love has a place there too. #HappyEndings
The original Soft Cell backdrop, pulled from a Leeds Poly skip by @thinkamigo.bsky.social
Just learned Dave Ball keyboard player from 80s pop duo Soft Cell has passed away. His growling bass lines and Northern Soul influences combined with Marc Almond’s clever lyrics were pretty special. Both fine art students from Leeds Poly - they were our voice in the limelight. Dave Ball. RIP.
October 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The original Soft Cell backdrop, pulled from a Leeds Poly skip by @thinkamigo.bsky.social
Leeds Poly fine art was TOUGH but had a sound studio where people could spend 3 yrs, with a grant, making music. After graduating Marc Almond & Dave Ball still came in to use facilities & no one stopped them. Months later they were number 1. I’m feeling nostalgic for subsidised anarchy in education.
October 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Leeds Poly fine art was TOUGH but had a sound studio where people could spend 3 yrs, with a grant, making music. After graduating Marc Almond & Dave Ball still came in to use facilities & no one stopped them. Months later they were number 1. I’m feeling nostalgic for subsidised anarchy in education.
The industry might have overlooked my book, but I’m fucked if visitors to the house are going to. #BuyMyFuckingBook™
October 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The industry might have overlooked my book, but I’m fucked if visitors to the house are going to. #BuyMyFuckingBook™
The first firework of the season & the dog is under the bed. But I’m ready with his skullcap, valerian & soothing playlist, perfected over the years & shared here for your own traumatised hounds. You might not like it, but don’t blame me, blame the dog. He chose ‘em.
open.spotify.com/playlist/2US...
open.spotify.com/playlist/2US...
Herzog firework songs
open.spotify.com
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The first firework of the season & the dog is under the bed. But I’m ready with his skullcap, valerian & soothing playlist, perfected over the years & shared here for your own traumatised hounds. You might not like it, but don’t blame me, blame the dog. He chose ‘em.
open.spotify.com/playlist/2US...
open.spotify.com/playlist/2US...
Ran out of paint or just couldn’t be arsed? #EstateAgentPix
October 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Ran out of paint or just couldn’t be arsed? #EstateAgentPix
She’s got a writer’s ear and an artist’s eye. My favourite combo. @regretteruane.bsky.social I really rather loved it.
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
She’s got a writer’s ear and an artist’s eye. My favourite combo. @regretteruane.bsky.social I really rather loved it.
Is he allowed to keep his ‘Randy’ title?
October 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Is he allowed to keep his ‘Randy’ title?