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michelle mccann
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of all the michelle mccanns in the world, i’m the michelle mccanniest. | small town, nova scotia, canada | she/her

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further to the yankee swap thing …

a local business avoided that holiday hellscape by drawing names and buying toys they thought their person would like when they were a kid … then they’d donate the toys to christmas index.

you’d get the joy of opening a toy and the feel good of a donation!
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
shout out to the introverts who have to endure the special hell that is the yankee gift swap this holiday season.
December 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i’ve been using gilmore girls on crave as my sleeping show for a couple of weeks, and i swear the theme song is different than it was when it originally aired.

it’s just different enough that it pushes a button in my brain that sets off the “no, that’s wrong!” alarm.

some reddit users agree.
December 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
someone in my neighbourhood has an artificial tree lying in pieces in their front yard, and there has to be a story behind that.
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
me: walking the dog, seemingly lost in thought.

my brain: youtu.be/24K2NhwWDsk?...
Peter Griffin Ding fries are done
YouTube video by Fan of Family Guy
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
if you partake in the firefighter 50/50 maybe choose wallace as your fire department this week ... they could use some extra love after the fire at the fishery.
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
there is a blue jay who is obsessed with my front door wreath. it's just a plain, fake evergreen wreath with lights on it ... and there is a pot with actual, real evergreen sitting on the porch beside the door ... but i can hear him out there frigging around with it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
the only thing more worrying than having a random and unexplained pain in your body, is when that pain randomly and inexplicably disappears.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 AM
there’s a special public council meeting in town on thursday to discuss the situation at the rath eastlink community centre.

this is literally the agenda.
December 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
when you’re only making chicken nuggets and kd for supper, but you timed the microwave and air fryer to ding within seconds of each other, so you’re basically a chef.
December 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
my following feed on tiktok has been broken for days and it hate it. i want to see the people i follow first and then the rest of the dross.
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
cocoa got her vaccines sorted out this morning … she was very brave and many tummy rubs and snuggles were administered to reward her bravery.

meanwhile, i got a splitting headache from the snow and sun conspiring to burn my brain, and spent most of the day on the couch.
December 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
brrrr-fucking-rrrrrrr.
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 AM
just a short walk with cocoa today, but she met a springer spaniel puppy who also loves snow and much frolicking was done.

i do need to get a lead for the front step so she can hang out and play while i shovel, though. even though i told her i was not having fun, i don’t think she believed me.
December 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
attack of the abominable snow muppet.
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
someone shook the snow globe in truro this morning. it’s a quiet morning in the neighbourhood with barely any cars driving by and no kiddos going to school.
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
what are things available year-round that you only buy at christmas?

mine are …
gherkin pickles
pirouline wafers
mini toblerone bars
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
a local developer is opening a café that features large sand pits where you can play with remote control construction equipment.

i’ve never been so far out of a target market for a new business in my life.

also, how does one clean indoor sand pits? and will the town cats be plotting a break in?
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
sunday morning scruffy muppet.
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
what a gorgeous morning … it’s not super cold, the sun made a few appearances, and in some spots we were the first footsteps in the dusting of snow we had this morning.

and is there more joy than a muppet with her whiskers full of snow?

sunday morning walks are my favourite.
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i had a coffee date with a friend this morning … the orange chocolate latte at noveltea is DELICIOUS … and ran some errands.

now, i’m letting cocoa calm down from the excitement of me coming home, then a walk and a nap are in our future.
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
if you remember the gorgeous monthly bouquet subscription i had last summer from branch and blossom, orders are now open for summer 2026 with pick up locations in halifax, bedford and truro, plus their farm in fort ellis near stewiacke.

branchandblossom.ca
Branch and Blossom Flower Farm
Explore our beautiful selection of fresh cut flowers at Branch and Blossom Flower Farm. From vibrant flower arrangements to elegant flower bouquets, we have something for every occasion.
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December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
are they just making up “awards” to give him like he’s a child who needs a participation trophy now?

what in the sycophantic bullshit?
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
if you want to end my life, order me a singing telegram and watch me die of the awkwardness of having to watch people sing at me.
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
when lunch is pringles, cheese, gherkins, and a cranberry ginger ale … it must be december.
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM