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baroque onanism flip phone
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baroque onanism flip phone @midgarincidents.bsky.social · Mar 10
they did a study on the microplastics in my brain. yeah, turns out every single one of them has a tiny little shinra logo on it
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midgarincidents.bsky.social
im Thankful for it All baby. Friends, dogs, booze and blorbos 💖🐶🍻😈
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
midgarincidents.bsky.social
im Thankful for it All baby. Friends, dogs, booze and blorbos 💖🐶🍻😈
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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maxkriegervg.bsky.social
"i am here for some techno on thanksgiving day"
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
midgarincidents.bsky.social
happy Turksgiving #shinrafuckers
death generator by Foone FF7 dialog box: Reno “Nobody got their dick sucked on the moral high ground.”
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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ranaroth.bsky.social
Anne McCaffrey, Dragondrums, Corgi, 1981-93 editions. Cover: David Roe. Harper Hall series no. 3. #AnneMcCaffrey #DavidRoe #dragon #HarperHall #Dragonriders #Pern
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
midgarincidents.bsky.social
LOL HOME FOR THANKSGIVING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LONG ENOUGH THAT I DEAD ASS FORGOT THE REASON I DONT DO THAT (my family allows their friends, and my least favorite people that I know, to host)
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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mamanooke.bsky.social
Miss Invader #うる星やつら #ラムちゃん
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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yaitaoyu2.bsky.social
無計画に描いたら長い脚自慢みたいになっちゃった
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
@mysti_mole (oomfie) art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable but most of all it should give me an erection
October 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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cheflubu.bsky.social
Why did we let technology go past this
a baby in a diaper is dancing in the dark .
ALT: a baby in a diaper is dancing in the dark .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
midgarincidents.bsky.social
“why don’t you have your 3–“
“MY MOM STOLE IT AGAIN”
estarland.bsky.social eStarland @estarland.bsky.social · 1d
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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liberaljane.bsky.social
Digital illustration of a young Asian woman sitting on a staircase in a green tank top and pants. Text reads, ‘you deserve to be in an environment that brings out the softness in you – not he survival in you.’
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
midgarincidents.bsky.social
does Hiroyuki Sanada know how hot he is
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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polydepression.bsky.social
Infinite cyan
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
midgarincidents.bsky.social
I swear fealty
mondomascots.bsky.social Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 26d
Koikichi the crow is the goodwill mascot of Karasumori Shrine in Shimbashi, Tokyo. He is said to bring good fortune in love, and if you take a photo with him, you will find romance.
A black crow mascot in a yellow jacket, with a bell around its neck, stands and waves.
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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derek.bike
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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ranaroth.bsky.social
Anne McCaffrey, Dragonsinger: Harper of Pern, Corgi, 1978-95 editions. Cover: David Roe. Harper Hall series no. 2. Prices on rear are a black stencil-like overprint. #AnneMcCaffrey #DavidRoe #dragon #HarperHall #Dragonriders #Pern
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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riibrego.bsky.social
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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pucksarcana.bsky.social
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chicken on a beach ‘if you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day’
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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popcornbitch.bsky.social
Found this on a random google search. I'm gonna choose to believe it's an aspiration
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
midgarincidents.bsky.social
mistakes
recursecenter.bsky.social Recurse Center @recursecenter.bsky.social · 16d
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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shm-17g.bsky.social
愚鈍/ｼｬｱﾑ
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
midgarincidents.bsky.social
I like my blorbos like I like my coffee. dumb enough for me to drink
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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rancidyogurt.bsky.social
WOMEN ARE MY FAVOURITE GUY 🗣️🗣️🗣️

#jetsetradio #segadreamcast #fanart #planetofthebass #kylegordon #parodyart #digitalart
Square drawing that parodies the cover of the North American release of Jet Set Radio for Sega Dreamcast. Instead of the side banner that says 'Dreamcast', because the orange swirl it says 'DJ Crazy Times' which references the alias that comedian Kyle Gordon uses for his song 'Planet of the Bass'. Drawing has swapped out Beat for DJ Crazy Times, and Gum for Biljana Electronica. The background has been edited to show a giant outline of a globe, and instead of the teams logos, there is a hand doing a peace sign, a rocketship, cluster of stars and a ufo. It is rated 'P' for world peace. There is added text on the bottom in white that says 'Life it never die. Women are my favourite guy.'
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
midgarincidents.bsky.social
Kate Beaton’s fat pony but it’s White Base
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM