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Mike Pusateri
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Actor/comedian LA & Chicago. As seen in #BetterThings #AmericanCrimeStory #FreshOffTheBoat #ChicagoFire #NovaVita - Pointless Exercise Podcasts. 2/3 Funny, 1/3 Italian Beef. Cubs STH. http://IMDb.me/mikepusateri
Seriously, the city of Chicago flag should be changed to an Old Style sign hanging outside a dive bar with snow on the ground
🎵it’s christmas time in the city 🎵
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
It's like science okay
If after we blow your boat up you still float, you are a witch, so we can kill you. If you drown you are not a witch.
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social Just so we're clear Sarah Longwell, I will tolerate no slander against this aspiring dentist
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hamnet?! SERIOUSLY! It's spelled H-A-M-L-E_T
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It appears the administration is now referring to the US institute of Peace as the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace.
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
TYFYS Minnesota Golden Gophers. As Winston Churchill once said, "When IU loses, we all win."*

*This quote may have originated from me and not Winston Churchill
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
HE HAD A DENTIST'S CHAIR????
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
There was a 13 point swing last night in TN-07.

If we see a 13 point swing in South Carolina in Nov 2026 Lindsey Graham will be retired and I will be the first ever pediatrician Senator.
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
New headshots who dis? Photos by Sara Jackson @mssarajackson.bsky.social

(Trying this again one at a time because last time my face was cut in half)
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
"Hegseth would still have been reachable after he left the room. One would think the commander would have taken a minute to call him...Unless Hegseth had given an order ahead of time to 'kill everyone.' Either way, the second strike is Hegseth’s responsibility."

open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
The Potemkin Pentagon Press
Stacking a briefing room with Trump stans might seem like good praxis for a guy like Pete Hegseth. But it can backfire, too.
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It’s a Magic Castle Christmas
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
Happy release major drug kingpin from prison after a few months of a 40 year sentence to all who celebrate
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
General Hertling’s @markhertling.bsky.social writings on this at @thebulwark.com are indispensable
@markhertling.bsky.social warns the gravest threat to the U.S. military is the erosion of the values that keep our forces lawful and legitimate. He implores Congress to investigate whether unlawful orders were issued in the Caribbean, and hold every official to account.
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
We launched our official campaign account btw: @katforillinois.bsky.social

It’s very serious and very official and you should follow it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Well that's an interesting definition of Turf Toe Giants
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The only good thing about those Patriots uniforms is that's what they wore in the Super Bowl when the Bears destroyed them 46-10
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Yes we can?
More like NO WE CAN'T!
For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.

If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.

www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This one is very happy to not be in Chicago right now
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
Don Pierson called 1985 the "most memorable season" not just for the Chicago Bears, but for any NFL team.

40 years later, here's a game-by-game look back, with Pierson's insights.
Chicago Bears’ 1985 Super Bowl run: Don Pierson’s game-by-game breakdown from the ‘most memorable season’
Don Pierson called 1985 the “most memorable season” not just for the Chicago Bears, but for any NFL football team.
trib.al
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Aaron Rodgers beer nose
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
Number of states where average gas prices are below $2:

Zero.

Number of states where average gas prices are anywhere NEAR $2:

Zero.
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places

CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon

HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Reposted by Mike Pusateri
A federal judge has released footage from nearly four dozen body cameras showing immigration agents’ ‘unprecedented’ use of force during their months-long deportation blitz in the Chicago area.
Bodycam video shows feds’ aggressive tactics in vivid detail: ‘Deploy f---ing gas’
chicago.suntimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
One extra DB is called Nickel and two extra DBs is called Dime because a dime is two nickels Fox NFL studio hosts
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM