@mikesortarocks.bsky.social
Amateur baker, somewhat feral lawyer, occasional bike rider. I have a vegetable garden at my office.
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If they came for a senator like that, why is it so hard to believe they will treat you any better?
Oscar is diligently watching snowboarding.
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Oscar is diligently watching snowboarding.
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If my followers have been inspired by the fierce resistance the Twin Cities has put up to ICE, you should make it a point to take a trip here (April through October 😬), enjoy the wonderful things MN has to offer and support our small businesses. It continues to be a really tough time for them.
February 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
If my followers have been inspired by the fierce resistance the Twin Cities has put up to ICE, you should make it a point to take a trip here (April through October 😬), enjoy the wonderful things MN has to offer and support our small businesses. It continues to be a really tough time for them.
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very fun to think that there are at least four votes for "the president can unilaterally rewrite a constitutional amendment"
A different kind of April fools
*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
January 30, 2026 at 4:35 PM
very fun to think that there are at least four votes for "the president can unilaterally rewrite a constitutional amendment"
I’m not kidding when I say that this is one of the better hot chocolates I’ve made in a while. Added a little bit of Woodford to warm it up.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I’m not kidding when I say that this is one of the better hot chocolates I’ve made in a while. Added a little bit of Woodford to warm it up.
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"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."
January 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."
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THIS ALL DAY!
Obama: "They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and blame DEI for every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? Must be DEI. Your wife kicked you out? DEI. Who knew?"
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
THIS ALL DAY!
7 Seconds is under appreciated.
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
7 Seconds is under appreciated.
He will never have to circle back.
October 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
He will never have to circle back.
Yup.
Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.
September 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Yup.
I bought five 12 packs of this stuff and am already mourning when it’s gone (I still have three left)
September 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I bought five 12 packs of this stuff and am already mourning when it’s gone (I still have three left)
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Oh man I can’t believe we haven’t heard anything from icon Dave Chappelle on the unforgivable, worth everything to stand up against it, crime of cancelling comedy just because you don’t agree with it.
Maybe he’s napping.
Maybe he’s napping.
September 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh man I can’t believe we haven’t heard anything from icon Dave Chappelle on the unforgivable, worth everything to stand up against it, crime of cancelling comedy just because you don’t agree with it.
Maybe he’s napping.
Maybe he’s napping.
Untamed on Netflix is pretty wild.
September 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Untamed on Netflix is pretty wild.
Monday.
September 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Monday.
There’s a woman next door and the bar who keeps calling conifers “converse” trees.
September 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
There’s a woman next door and the bar who keeps calling conifers “converse” trees.
Peeped on my walk last night.
September 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Peeped on my walk last night.
Volunteer 🌻 in the cracks of the asphalt at the edge of my parking lot.
September 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Volunteer 🌻 in the cracks of the asphalt at the edge of my parking lot.
My garden has had set backs this year and it really kinda bums me out.
August 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My garden has had set backs this year and it really kinda bums me out.
JD Vance puts relish on his cheese coneys.
JD Vance: "This is how wars ultimately get settled. If you go back to World War 2, if you go back to every major conflict in human history, they all end with some kind of negotiation."
August 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
JD Vance puts relish on his cheese coneys.
Jerry Reed is punk rock and I won’t be taking any questions.
August 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Jerry Reed is punk rock and I won’t be taking any questions.
My cat very sad that I am not sharing my fried chicken.
August 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My cat very sad that I am not sharing my fried chicken.
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“Small children from poor or middle-class families who watch ‘Sesame Street’ do better on cognitive tests and in first grade than children who do not watch it,” Renata Adler wrote, in 1972.
The Invention of “Sesame Street”
Renata Adler’s 1972 review of the program that revolutionized children’s television.
www.newyorker.com
August 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“Small children from poor or middle-class families who watch ‘Sesame Street’ do better on cognitive tests and in first grade than children who do not watch it,” Renata Adler wrote, in 1972.
If I had a Time Machine, this concert would be one of my stops.
Little Richard - Full Concert in Paris (Live 1966 - Paris, Olympia)
YouTube video by Little Richard's fan
youtu.be
August 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If I had a Time Machine, this concert would be one of my stops.