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Emily
@mildlyreal.bsky.social
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Wrangler of goblin children. Book, craft and gardening dork. Bread wizard.
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Ok but you're tall with unintentional rbf
I think I'm a two but I have heard that I'm apparently closer to a 6-8 depending on how much I am not moving my face that day.
I think I've seen you really angry ..maybe twice and yeah I'm sorry Bob you peak at a 4 and even then I thought there might have been a chance you were just wearing uncomfortable pants.
This feels incredibly relatable
We are basically feral.
Lol okay watching the Disney Peter and the Wolf was a mistake
Like i was going to defrost chicken for dinner and now I'm changing my mind because it makes me too sad make that make sense
Being sad about poultry feels weird
We think a bear got into the coop and got all the birds last night. Woke up to a shattered door ripped off the frame and a busted up coop and no ducks and chickens.
Time to dig out the SAD lamp again
So baseball

Stefan and I are trying to not project too much 2001 feelings
Drown baseball dreads also i accidentally cursed springer by talking about him

Look it's bluesky flavored yarn
I have buried myself in yarn to frown baseball dreads
I got her here fifteen minutes before her train arrived, got her comfortably checked in and filled out a form and saw her off with a few relaxing minutes to spare.

Trains are pretty neaaat
The kids were talking about how beautiful the Seattle train station was. Everett's is pretty nice too.
The Calvin's Dad philosophy of parenting strikes again
"In the olden days when you were a kid was tv in black and white"
There should be a service that sends your therapist a list of the songs you listened to since you last talked and the number of times you've played each song.
I am so disappointed thst I just learned of the Mariners affiliation with the Modesto Nuts and this is their last season. I guess I'm getting some final season Nuts gear.
We went roller skating with some friends in Lynnwood today and the Bowl and Skate is (minus a relatively fresh mural, updated playlist and lcd screens) untouched by time.

I also forgot how strangely relaxing skating is. Just zone out, listen to music and people watch.
You could do a Bobby and follow her around with water bottles