milo
@miltfarquhar.bsky.social
Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon.
He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
Pinned
I weighed it up, Mark. I did weight it up. I just… didn’t think it appropriate.
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Amazing picture.
An image of the Anglican Cathedral in Liverpool.
I lived beside it for so many years when I directed plays on the Unity Theatre stage and taught community film workshops. Looking across the Mersey when I captured this photograph years later made me proud and emotional. A wonderful city.
I lived beside it for so many years when I directed plays on the Unity Theatre stage and taught community film workshops. Looking across the Mersey when I captured this photograph years later made me proud and emotional. A wonderful city.
December 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Amazing picture.
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The best Cannot Be Seen of the year @gwladruns.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The best Cannot Be Seen of the year @gwladruns.bsky.social
Looking forward to the releases “Killer Turns of Phrase” by Nicki Minaj next year. Sure to be a best-seller.
What a knobhead.
What a knobhead.
December 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Looking forward to the releases “Killer Turns of Phrase” by Nicki Minaj next year. Sure to be a best-seller.
What a knobhead.
What a knobhead.
Favourite celebrity of 2025 is @marawilson.bsky.social who, when I said “man, your pic really reminds me of someone, does anyone ever say you look like ‘so-and-so’”, just replied “no, not usually, don’t know who it’d be” and just played on. Happy Christmas, and exactly why I switched from twitter.
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Favourite celebrity of 2025 is @marawilson.bsky.social who, when I said “man, your pic really reminds me of someone, does anyone ever say you look like ‘so-and-so’”, just replied “no, not usually, don’t know who it’d be” and just played on. Happy Christmas, and exactly why I switched from twitter.
I know, I know, Z Cars and that - but the air raid sirens in the evening games give me goosebumps more than the roar when the players first come out of tunnel.
December 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I know, I know, Z Cars and that - but the air raid sirens in the evening games give me goosebumps more than the roar when the players first come out of tunnel.
Canelo, Canelo, you are next! Canelo - you are next!
I admire the kid’s chutzpah, but he’s a massive bellend and I’d love to see someone physically punch him out of the ring, through the air and into the crowd. The prick.
I admire the kid’s chutzpah, but he’s a massive bellend and I’d love to see someone physically punch him out of the ring, through the air and into the crowd. The prick.
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Canelo, Canelo, you are next! Canelo - you are next!
I admire the kid’s chutzpah, but he’s a massive bellend and I’d love to see someone physically punch him out of the ring, through the air and into the crowd. The prick.
I admire the kid’s chutzpah, but he’s a massive bellend and I’d love to see someone physically punch him out of the ring, through the air and into the crowd. The prick.
Honestly, I didn’t know what I wanted for Christmas until I got this, and then I realised what I’d wanted for Christmas. Would’ve only been bettered with a milkshake finale.
Not many things in life will have you pumping your fist in the air, but watching little Tommy Robinson’s (Stephen Yaxley-Lennon’s) face and bravado drop when he gets called out for his racism and hypocrisy by boxer Ty Mitchell is one of them.
This is glorious. 🔥
This is glorious. 🔥
December 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Honestly, I didn’t know what I wanted for Christmas until I got this, and then I realised what I’d wanted for Christmas. Would’ve only been bettered with a milkshake finale.
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I've just been on Sean Styles' Radio Merseyside show talking about Reading Heroes.
Volunteers always welcome!
Volunteers always welcome!
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I've just been on Sean Styles' Radio Merseyside show talking about Reading Heroes.
Volunteers always welcome!
Volunteers always welcome!
Ha! Moyes’ face! Absolutely no doubt what’s going to be dominating his post-match reaction.
December 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Ha! Moyes’ face! Absolutely no doubt what’s going to be dominating his post-match reaction.
Fair outcome, but some cowardly VARing cost us a boot at goal.
December 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Fair outcome, but some cowardly VARing cost us a boot at goal.
Oh and “recycle the ball” can fuck off, too, you Project Manager bellends. You mean “pass and keep possession”, yeah?
December 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Oh and “recycle the ball” can fuck off, too, you Project Manager bellends. You mean “pass and keep possession”, yeah?
And my one TACTIX post of the day, because I know how much my insight is sought. We desperately need to work on closing down our opponents as a team. We’re like headless chickens, especially when we’re applying pressure on opponents’ defences. At times, they’re like kids chasing a ball.
December 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
And my one TACTIX post of the day, because I know how much my insight is sought. We desperately need to work on closing down our opponents as a team. We’re like headless chickens, especially when we’re applying pressure on opponents’ defences. At times, they’re like kids chasing a ball.
McNeil is rusty as fuck, here.
December 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
McNeil is rusty as fuck, here.
These officials are absolute shithouses. By their own standards, that challenge on Barry, anywhere else on the pitch, is a free kick. But they won’t give it in the area. It’s fucking risible.
As is this substitution.
As is this substitution.
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
These officials are absolute shithouses. By their own standards, that challenge on Barry, anywhere else on the pitch, is a free kick. But they won’t give it in the area. It’s fucking risible.
As is this substitution.
As is this substitution.
We’re not getting this. No way.
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
We’re not getting this. No way.
So that’s… not a foul, then? That was a “coming together”…?
December 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So that’s… not a foul, then? That was a “coming together”…?
Stupid jump, but he’s nudged as he’s going up.
December 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Stupid jump, but he’s nudged as he’s going up.
Commentators talking shit. “Barry been missing chances [this season]”.
He’s had three shots in an Everton shirt.
He’s had three shots in an Everton shirt.
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Commentators talking shit. “Barry been missing chances [this season]”.
He’s had three shots in an Everton shirt.
He’s had three shots in an Everton shirt.
I think it’s fair to say Jake Paul isn’t a boxer. The fat fuck.
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think it’s fair to say Jake Paul isn’t a boxer. The fat fuck.
Undecided about tonight. They’ll either Roger us blind or we’ll knock the living shite out of them. Leaning towards the former, but you just never know. Whatever the outcome, I want Arsenal leaving Hill Dicko traumatised, with mental scars they’ll carry for a lifetime. That’s just me, though.
December 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Undecided about tonight. They’ll either Roger us blind or we’ll knock the living shite out of them. Leaning towards the former, but you just never know. Whatever the outcome, I want Arsenal leaving Hill Dicko traumatised, with mental scars they’ll carry for a lifetime. That’s just me, though.
For the whiskyheads out there - I think this stuff gets exported to the uk. If you can find a bottle, defo worth a go. Doubt it’ll be too pricey, it’s about the equivalent of £39 over here. Surprisingly good.
(Tastes like burning and bombs and blindness, etc)
(Tastes like burning and bombs and blindness, etc)
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
For the whiskyheads out there - I think this stuff gets exported to the uk. If you can find a bottle, defo worth a go. Doubt it’ll be too pricey, it’s about the equivalent of £39 over here. Surprisingly good.
(Tastes like burning and bombs and blindness, etc)
(Tastes like burning and bombs and blindness, etc)
So, hear me out here - I’m a little naive and that. But if the big American court of fairness tells the government to release what it’s got on Epstein, does anyone then check that the government HAS released everything, and there’s no “uptick” in shredding over the week or additional locked drawers?
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
So, hear me out here - I’m a little naive and that. But if the big American court of fairness tells the government to release what it’s got on Epstein, does anyone then check that the government HAS released everything, and there’s no “uptick” in shredding over the week or additional locked drawers?
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It's the people waiting at the stops that I feel sorry for
December 18, 2025 at 9:30 AM
It's the people waiting at the stops that I feel sorry for
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Ye gods, to think I used to actively engage in “footy banter” on Musk’s shithole…
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Ye gods, to think I used to actively engage in “footy banter” on Musk’s shithole…