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@miltfarquhar.bsky.social

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Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon. He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · Dec 14

This is exactly why sentence structure is important. Because right now, in my mind, Jack Taylor’s goal is overshadowed by his immediate attempted sexual assault of the referee.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 14m

Genuinely DID make me cough and splutter drink out from the back of my throat. Hurray for this kind of Bluesky chicanery!

TheParisAngel @theparisangel.bsky.social · 2h

Liverpool FC might have to abandon their principles and get the cheque book out.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 19m

Like the bad penny, I always land squarely on the bridge of your nose unexpectedly, splitting it open and blinding you with your own tears and pain. Which was, I believe, the first iteration of today’s popular saying.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 33m

Internet on planes! They’ll be putting men on the moon next!

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 37m

Mad, isn’t it. I’m in the “would settle for” camp, myself.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 1h

Early heads-up - absolutely snowed tonight. You’ll be fine. Be yourself and remember what we said about not throwing cake at people you don’t know.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 2h

Right, the UK - you’ve been ace and if I could take you back then I would. No, not you. You. No - fuck’s sake, I said NOT you. I meant him. HIM. And her. Not you, though. Fuck YOU.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 2h

The corpy brush your hair.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 2h

It’s such a good insult, that. A proper No-Back-Answers.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 3h

Dyche really is in a dial Emma right now, isn’t he? Does he pick up the call from the City Ground, or… well does he just bide his time, and waiting for a call from the other Big Red?

They just need a steadying hand. They’re too big to go down.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 3h

“I see the slot machines are proper fucked”

- Southport Pleasureland Amusements, 1983
- Anfield, 2025

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 7h

I mean… can’t condone the violence, but it never ceases to amaze me just how comfortable America is in general with homosexual slurs. And quite how he managed, not once but twice, to not get him arms out in time…!

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 8h

The apostrophes! On Route!

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 11h

I think I’ll miss YOU the most!

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 12h

And shall dine out on that very fact for years.

A handsome man sits in the background, mixing seamlessly and effortless with the established glamour of Ramsay Street.

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milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 23h

Can concur.

milo @miltfarquhar.bsky.social · 23h

Can concur.