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Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon.

He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
Be sure to block this prick and don’t click any links.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
@tj-tarheel.bsky.social Just for you. Yes, I was “that guy” - but if you’re going to film anything by Metallica, THAT intro followed by the opening bars of Creeping Death isn’t a bad choice.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Just found this on my phone. Stage one of the “birthing cake” I made for my good lady to take to one of her friends a few years back. I disgust myself, sometimes.
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Got it. James Hetfield.
October 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This one. With her bonkers 90s barnet and her eyes that cut through custard, and her lovely little head.
October 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
October 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
October 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“You just go where they post you, mate. Sometimes it’s our place, sometimes it’s Tranmere. I did Aintree once… and The Arena. Yeah, you DO end up at Anfield from time to time, and I usually hate it. But sometimes…”
October 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“… but yeah… yeah, it WAS tough letting go of Juergen. But I think, y’know, … well, we’ve moved on, haven’t we?”
October 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This lad was defo in the X-men.
October 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
And shall dine out on that very fact for years.
October 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Another Brexit win, NO DOUBT!!!!1
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Could change, mind. I - for one - believe in miracles.
October 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hang on, hang on - look at all these boss lids at Jackson’s Cat Cafe in Hoylake today. Surely this helps.
October 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
October 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
WE GO AGAIN! THIS DOES NOT SLIP!
October 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
She appears to have become Benicio Del Toro but with worse hair.
October 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“MUM! DAD! IT’S FINALLY ARRIVED!”
October 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I quite enjoyed it, but still can’t help feeling the Fatboy Slim thing is all a bit Ice Hockey. Sirens and Z cars would be fine.
September 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Oh Nketiah, we will all soon know
Everything about your goal
Unfair, too late, offside, the howls, the moans, the groans
Your goal
Nketiah, we’ll all soon know
September 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Jesus. This is a monster! I won’t bother with this “undertones of blueberry and candied orange people”. But if you’re a bourbon drinker, this is a gentle sipper with lots of stuff going on. Also, up the fuckin’ Toffees!
September 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Forever in the shadow of Yorkie Smith.
September 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Arf! The good lady signed me up for a tasting club. Three sample bottles per month. It just means you get a whole variety of different whiskies without having to spend £100 on a bottle only to find out it tastes like Farage’s lungs.
September 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This - Bertrand Paien 18yr - it’s a bit good, this.
September 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The interviewer missed an opportunity here.

“Really? You little prick, I’d never have guessed. Are your parents here, by the way, or are they firebombing a hotel somewhere?”

I’d wrap up by calling him a bellend. Adult crime, adult time.
September 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM