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Hot-haired wokester with a pleasing gait. “One of the best kisses I’ve ever had” - anon.
He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
He/him. Deal with it, y’fuckin plum.
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· Dec 14
This is exactly why sentence structure is important. Because right now, in my mind, Jack Taylor’s goal is overshadowed by his immediate attempted sexual assault of the referee.
A quick morning wee, and I note that Liverpool have got their pens out. Which is fine. PGMOL’s response should be “yep, we got it wrong. And sometimes mistakes happen. We’ll apologise when you, and every other club in the premier league, writes to us to apologise for every single incident of every
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A quick morning wee, and I note that Liverpool have got their pens out. Which is fine. PGMOL’s response should be “yep, we got it wrong. And sometimes mistakes happen. We’ll apologise when you, and every other club in the premier league, writes to us to apologise for every single incident of every
@tj-tarheel.bsky.social Just for you. Yes, I was “that guy” - but if you’re going to film anything by Metallica, THAT intro followed by the opening bars of Creeping Death isn’t a bad choice.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
@tj-tarheel.bsky.social Just for you. Yes, I was “that guy” - but if you’re going to film anything by Metallica, THAT intro followed by the opening bars of Creeping Death isn’t a bad choice.
The good thing is, Liverpool don’t sack their managers, and Slot is an arrogant man.
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The good thing is, Liverpool don’t sack their managers, and Slot is an arrogant man.
I’ll get this off my chest. Klopp the football manager is an absolute prick. Klopp the man seemed sound. But when he was asked about potentially coming back to Liverpool, who should have laughed and said “there’s a bloke in charge, they’re doing well, I’m not going to discuss anything like that”.
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’ll get this off my chest. Klopp the football manager is an absolute prick. Klopp the man seemed sound. But when he was asked about potentially coming back to Liverpool, who should have laughed and said “there’s a bloke in charge, they’re doing well, I’m not going to discuss anything like that”.
The Evanescence lass can sing a bit. They’re still shite, though.
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The Evanescence lass can sing a bit. They’re still shite, though.
Off to see Metallica tonight. Hope they’re in.
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Off to see Metallica tonight. Hope they’re in.
My god, Andie Macdowell was a terrible actress.
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
My god, Andie Macdowell was a terrible actress.
Just found this on my phone. Stage one of the “birthing cake” I made for my good lady to take to one of her friends a few years back. I disgust myself, sometimes.
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just found this on my phone. Stage one of the “birthing cake” I made for my good lady to take to one of her friends a few years back. I disgust myself, sometimes.
Retweeting this simply because Sprezzatura is a magnificent word, and if you want to see it acted out the Henry IV Part II is the play for you. You don’t even have to be a big Shakespearo. It’s just very well done. And shitty.
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Retweeting this simply because Sprezzatura is a magnificent word, and if you want to see it acted out the Henry IV Part II is the play for you. You don’t even have to be a big Shakespearo. It’s just very well done. And shitty.
Slow Horses - thumbs up, without hitting the heights of some previous series. Quite enjoying “Down Cemetery Road”. Thanks, Apple TV!
October 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Slow Horses - thumbs up, without hitting the heights of some previous series. Quite enjoying “Down Cemetery Road”. Thanks, Apple TV!
Can confirm Google’s version of PacMan is nowhere near as unforgiving as the original.
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Can confirm Google’s version of PacMan is nowhere near as unforgiving as the original.
Great standalone lines from sitcoms:
“His penis is a mess” - Ashley, Colin from Accounts.
“His penis is a mess” - Ashley, Colin from Accounts.
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Great standalone lines from sitcoms:
“His penis is a mess” - Ashley, Colin from Accounts.
“His penis is a mess” - Ashley, Colin from Accounts.
I’m still a little bit surprised that the Gana thing in the second half was just roundly ignored. Any other place on the pitch and that’s a foul. So it’s a foul. It barely got a mention.
October 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’m still a little bit surprised that the Gana thing in the second half was just roundly ignored. Any other place on the pitch and that’s a foul. So it’s a foul. It barely got a mention.
The one good thing to come out of tonight is the reminder that Tim Sherwood is a braindead bellend who is literally stealing a living. Spurs are good on the road because they play now they want?! What, Tim? They do well on the road because they’re not expected to break down deep-sitting opponents.
October 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The one good thing to come out of tonight is the reminder that Tim Sherwood is a braindead bellend who is literally stealing a living. Spurs are good on the road because they play now they want?! What, Tim? They do well on the road because they’re not expected to break down deep-sitting opponents.
Because he wasn’t trying to foul him, it’s not a foul?!
October 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Because he wasn’t trying to foul him, it’s not a foul?!
“An element of normal contact”.
They’ve absolutely fucked football.
They’ve absolutely fucked football.
October 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
“An element of normal contact”.
They’ve absolutely fucked football.
They’ve absolutely fucked football.
Also a firm believer that in a side without a striker, Grealish needs to be the 10.
October 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Also a firm believer that in a side without a striker, Grealish needs to be the 10.
Genuinely not sure what people are seeing in that second goal. There’s no foul. Van de ven breezes past three players unchecked. O’Brien should have stopped him, Keane and Tarkowski could have, and Pickford has to be stronger. There’s no foul.
October 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Genuinely not sure what people are seeing in that second goal. There’s no foul. Van de ven breezes past three players unchecked. O’Brien should have stopped him, Keane and Tarkowski could have, and Pickford has to be stronger. There’s no foul.
Am all for players shushing the crowd when they score, but I hope someone snaps Van De Ven in two for it. Because I’m a hypocrite, and I can live with that. Ideally, we’d be 3-2 up, he’d scream, and everyone would simply do a shush gesture.
October 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Am all for players shushing the crowd when they score, but I hope someone snaps Van De Ven in two for it. Because I’m a hypocrite, and I can live with that. Ideally, we’d be 3-2 up, he’d scream, and everyone would simply do a shush gesture.
Striker is absolutely a priority in January. We simply have no viable outlet. Our two best players are being ushered out to the flanks and putting balls in that whoever we play is mopping up with ease. No sensible movement - we are literally playing with an empty shirt.
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Striker is absolutely a priority in January. We simply have no viable outlet. Our two best players are being ushered out to the flanks and putting balls in that whoever we play is mopping up with ease. No sensible movement - we are literally playing with an empty shirt.
Ndiaye does nothing to impede the keeper. Full, unimpeded step to the left, full arm up.
October 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Ndiaye does nothing to impede the keeper. Full, unimpeded step to the left, full arm up.
Funny that Beglin will say “keeper’s not to know that’s going wide”. That’s part of his job, like.
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Funny that Beglin will say “keeper’s not to know that’s going wide”. That’s part of his job, like.
That’s his arm that’s put the ball back across the box, like. And at the stage, I don’t even think I know the rule with any degree of confidence.
October 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
That’s his arm that’s put the ball back across the box, like. And at the stage, I don’t even think I know the rule with any degree of confidence.
As soon as the commentator said “Everton get to concede from a set piece this season” that was always going in. When are they going to say “Everton get to score two in three minutes right after going a goal down”?
October 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
As soon as the commentator said “Everton get to concede from a set piece this season” that was always going in. When are they going to say “Everton get to score two in three minutes right after going a goal down”?
4-0 win to take us into 9th today, gents. And that’s when you’ll see what your top, top clubs - your Arsenals, your Sunderlands, your Bournemouths - are made of.
Fucking hell. 3am and I’m getting up for this crap. I already know we’ll have to score three to win because Richarlison.
Fucking hell. 3am and I’m getting up for this crap. I already know we’ll have to score three to win because Richarlison.
October 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
4-0 win to take us into 9th today, gents. And that’s when you’ll see what your top, top clubs - your Arsenals, your Sunderlands, your Bournemouths - are made of.
Fucking hell. 3am and I’m getting up for this crap. I already know we’ll have to score three to win because Richarlison.
Fucking hell. 3am and I’m getting up for this crap. I already know we’ll have to score three to win because Richarlison.