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chronologicAbstraction [ALDER]
@mimhead9.bsky.social
Call me Alder/Mim/CA

He/They | Minor [16] | WEIRDOS + NSFW + PROSHIPPERS DNI | Mage of Time, Caprist | Brigadian Royal Knight

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I've made some updates to my straw page, so I'm reposting and pinning THIS to my profile.
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Grandma says we need to call a plumber over a broken flusher. Girl, no. We need to B&Q it.
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
I'm hungry.
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
ooo Live the dream with a time machine.
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
?????????????? How did I make a profit. I'm so serious, I'm not doing anything and I made a twenty pound profit. Off of doing nothing.
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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he is restrained but for how long? he hungers for the parade
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
How do I get a school counsellor to refer me for euthanasia. I'm serious.
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Anus.
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
>"I could wear a beanie to school"
>Splatoon squid on it
>Nevermind I am Not Risking It:tm:
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Cracked a phone for the first time. Feeling IRRITATED.
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The bullet belt trend looks. So bad. Like it works as wrist cuffs, but not as a belt.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Oh....my penis is big....
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Mituna Captor (post-scratch) is trans
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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its 1 am
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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My shadow

#homestuck #art
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Nobody loves me.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I was too late to get in hsbsky house.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
omg
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I only just realised that Elphaba (tiktok user) was named after Elphaba (the Wicked character.) I thought it was an over-the-top way of spelling elfbar (the vape.)
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Murdoc buys me nice things.
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Oh....my penis is big....
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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This is my Chiikawa OC. Jumps up and down. Toger. #chiikawaoc
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When oomf lowkey posts fetish art but nobody is saying anything so you don't say anything.
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM