mimoja.bsky.social
@mimoja.bsky.social
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NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
submissive and one-shottable
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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She kept saying "just one more war" for like 10 times smh
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh: "ich kann nicht Überdosieren wenn ich nicht dosiere"
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Karl Marx forgot to consider labubu chicken nuggets with Dubai chocolate hot sauce dip"
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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important to give prompts the space to decide for themselves what they want to be
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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a good smackbarnpeewet would fix me
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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the rooftop homie
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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all fish are sharks
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"I'd fancy myself a bottemest bitch"
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
⚡ubject to your new god
god peed
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Oh @lexistenti.al :
"time's cute when your butter flies"
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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first t4t polycule pope
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem
September 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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ich bin eine semi-sexuelle membran
September 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It's @viktoriaidk.bsky.social s fault that I now have to rate everything for likability before posting it online.

(Just to be very clear: Chris is NOT lickable without explicit consent, so don't ask me)
August 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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my stones are getting censored, this is cancel culture
mmmmmh lickable stones
August 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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There is no "just a political disagreement".

Either you're "woke" or you're a cunt.

There is no in-between.
June 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
But who is that last lesbian that is clearly wrong?
9 out of 10 lesbians agree: my skin is just the softest
August 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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sex havers be aware: scientists finally found something better
August 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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never seen a more scrungly face
July 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Cat, I am cat
I took a sleeping cat and threw her into ice cold water :(
July 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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The polycule is not beating the not being a polycule allegations
June 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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"watermelon?"
July 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM