Benzy
@mindofbenzy.bsky.social
London.
He/Him.
Ig/Ag.
Rollercoasters.
Arsenal.
He/Him.
Ig/Ag.
Rollercoasters.
Arsenal.
Pinned
Benzy
@mindofbenzy.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Life is just tidying up between periods of creating mess.
The sooner the UK is nuked, the better.
September 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The sooner the UK is nuked, the better.
Jeff Bezos is a cunt.
September 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Jeff Bezos is a cunt.
My god I fucking hate Liverpool.
The football club
The city
The people
Everything about it, and in very conceivable way.
The football club
The city
The people
Everything about it, and in very conceivable way.
August 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My god I fucking hate Liverpool.
The football club
The city
The people
Everything about it, and in very conceivable way.
The football club
The city
The people
Everything about it, and in very conceivable way.
A woman on LBC just described some children not being allowed on a bouncy castle as "the most awfulist thing I've ever heard".
July 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
A woman on LBC just described some children not being allowed on a bouncy castle as "the most awfulist thing I've ever heard".
This has actually made me quite angry.
What's the point of anything then? Should we just down tools and let AI drive us into a cesspit of Mrs Brown's Boys repeats?
I am fucking sick of this world and where it's heading. What's the fucking point of trying when cunts like this are the future?
What's the point of anything then? Should we just down tools and let AI drive us into a cesspit of Mrs Brown's Boys repeats?
I am fucking sick of this world and where it's heading. What's the fucking point of trying when cunts like this are the future?
I really don't understand why people go to live podcasting events. You have to pay for, and travel to, something you'll be getting for free afterwards, and you can't fast forward through the boring bits. If anyone goes to these please can you explain why in the comments?
July 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This has actually made me quite angry.
What's the point of anything then? Should we just down tools and let AI drive us into a cesspit of Mrs Brown's Boys repeats?
I am fucking sick of this world and where it's heading. What's the fucking point of trying when cunts like this are the future?
What's the point of anything then? Should we just down tools and let AI drive us into a cesspit of Mrs Brown's Boys repeats?
I am fucking sick of this world and where it's heading. What's the fucking point of trying when cunts like this are the future?
I'm generally a fan and defender of the BBC, but I'm not sure I can make a case for the existence of this graphic.
July 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I'm generally a fan and defender of the BBC, but I'm not sure I can make a case for the existence of this graphic.
July 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The BBC can't win... Which is probably how it should be.
July 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The BBC can't win... Which is probably how it should be.
I see we're choosing to shoot the messenger rather than the author.
June 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I see we're choosing to shoot the messenger rather than the author.
When do we reach the point when everyone is doing it just because if they don't they'll be ostracised for not doing it?
Or do we not care about that?
Or do we not care about that?
June 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
When do we reach the point when everyone is doing it just because if they don't they'll be ostracised for not doing it?
Or do we not care about that?
Or do we not care about that?
1) Indian
2) Maccies
3) Fish & Chips
4) Dirty Kebab
5) Chinese
2) Maccies
3) Fish & Chips
4) Dirty Kebab
5) Chinese
June 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
1) Indian
2) Maccies
3) Fish & Chips
4) Dirty Kebab
5) Chinese
2) Maccies
3) Fish & Chips
4) Dirty Kebab
5) Chinese
Wait till you hear about the number of people killed or injured by cars EVERY DAY...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Chef Aldo Zilli's mother-in-law says e-bike crash ruined her life
Maureen Welch, the mother-in-law of celebrity chef Aldo Zilli, was badly injured after being hit by an e-bike.
www.bbc.com
June 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Wait till you hear about the number of people killed or injured by cars EVERY DAY...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The most beautiful creature that has ever lived. #proofofcat #catsofbluesky
June 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The most beautiful creature that has ever lived. #proofofcat #catsofbluesky
Uber having a hard time understanding whta 'faster' means this morning.
June 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Uber having a hard time understanding whta 'faster' means this morning.
Just seen the trailer for the new Mission Impossible film, and my overall feeling is that we should stop making Mission Impossible films.
May 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Just seen the trailer for the new Mission Impossible film, and my overall feeling is that we should stop making Mission Impossible films.
Will we ever wake up to good news again?
May 2, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Will we ever wake up to good news again?
Quite like Kneecap's stuff, as it turns out.
April 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Quite like Kneecap's stuff, as it turns out.
A guest on @lbc.co.uk is currently naming and misgendering people openly on national radio.
April 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A guest on @lbc.co.uk is currently naming and misgendering people openly on national radio.
What did the geoengineers trying to solve climate change have for dinner?
Dim Sun.
You're welcome.
Dim Sun.
You're welcome.
April 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
What did the geoengineers trying to solve climate change have for dinner?
Dim Sun.
You're welcome.
Dim Sun.
You're welcome.
Bring on the sweet release of death
April 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Bring on the sweet release of death
Rachel Johnson just said (live on @LBC) that Eric Gill sexually abusing his adolescent daughters, having an incestuous relationship with at least one of his sisters, and bestiality with the family dog... were 'personal flaws which are egregious by today's standards'.
He died in 1940.
He died in 1940.
April 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Rachel Johnson just said (live on @LBC) that Eric Gill sexually abusing his adolescent daughters, having an incestuous relationship with at least one of his sisters, and bestiality with the family dog... were 'personal flaws which are egregious by today's standards'.
He died in 1940.
He died in 1940.
People who buy cans of beer in pubs baffle me.
April 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
People who buy cans of beer in pubs baffle me.
I am in a pub. Four types of nut. Served in bags.
March 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I am in a pub. Four types of nut. Served in bags.
Why the fuck haven't we normalised calling him Andrew 'Taint'?
March 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Why the fuck haven't we normalised calling him Andrew 'Taint'?
Starting to wonder if 'tourist submarines' are not such a good idea...
March 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Starting to wonder if 'tourist submarines' are not such a good idea...