Mira, Math Witch 🏳️‍⚧️
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Should have got myself one of these instead
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between this and the mariners, really big things coming for sea gods and goddesses I think. Watch this space!
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It’s like they are paying off their 2nd mortgage they used to land Cam Newton.
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Remember when Auburn had Bo Nix and he was just kinda mid
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Kirby easily says more words to whoever’s reffing that week’s game than he does to his own family.
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Thanks to house and NIL, everyone is getting paid except the refs, who continue to be an absolute embarrassment each and every week.
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Alex is there actually a rock bottom they will hit before they run him out of town? Would a loss to Northwestern do it?
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Tennessee’s “lay-down lineman” remains undefeated but I’m afraid Jordan Rogers might be close to figuring it out here
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Some terrible angles on that 3rd and 9 by our LBs, no respect for his speed. Petrino also was definitely holding stuff back to get Pittman fired.

It’s okay, they’ll adjust and we will kick their ass. They’ve got a flashy offense but their D is basically a wet piece of toilet paper.
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have only ever felt this one other time in my life
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I’ve been trying to tell mariners fans that I’m like their long lost twin sister, maybe now they’ll believe me.
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Apparently he just won the encore, if you even care.
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Mariners this, Dumper that, all I wanna know is did Humpy win the Salmon run tonight?
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at this point I just want sea mommy to take me down with the ship
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Mariners this, Dumper that, all I wanna know is did Humpy win the Salmon run tonight?
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Ms walk this off in the 10th if they had one
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Welcome to mariners fandom Victoria, you’ll love it here.
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sending this to all the cuties in my Grindr grid rn
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They kinda have to be Alex. It’s the mariners
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This generation is primarily refugees and that brings its own set of issues but I do believe very strongly that by the time I’m in my elder years it will be a very rich community.
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Idk but Capitol Hill is the only trans neighborhood I’ve ever been in. Like I’ve seen other gayborhoods but this one is something else. My neighbor is a trans girl, the bar downstairs has a a trans social for 30+ ppl, etc.
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This was the pride night promo, it’s a rainbow Stanley cup. They’re like the Subaru marketing department. They know what they’re doing
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It’s a combo of Seattle, being quirky, the mariners pride reach out being pretty good, and the fact that they are baseballs most marginalized franchise
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The cat eared hat night was like a Linux developers convention or something
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I am not kidding when I say that I have met and/or socialized with dozens of fellow Seattle tgirls via the mariners at some point