Josh Crutchmer
@jcrutchmer.bsky.social
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Planning Editor/A1 time lapser, NYT. Teller of Americana tales others pass on. Oklahoma State/Man City. Also: @neversayneverbook.bsky.social
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reuters.com
'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
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rkalland.bsky.social
Cam Skattebo is gonna have the biggest fuckin deli sandwich named after him soon. Folks ordering "the Skattebo" and getting 8 different meats and mustard on rye.
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celebrityhottub.bsky.social
“I’m tired of the Eagles beating teams with uneven efforts!” listen you didn’t say which part of that sentence you wanted to change
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billdifilippo.bsky.social
jaxson dart and cam skattebo jerseys are gonna be the only things you see guys from north jersey who go to rutgers wearing this halloween
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stevengodfrey.bsky.social
The NFL doesn’t watch college football
dirtbagqueer.rocks
there is no explanation for this player being a 4th round pick other than him being kind of silly looking. his ability to do…. whatever the fuck this is…. is beyond special
cjzero.bsky.social
Skattebo never stops
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ironspike.bsky.social
Can't un-fuck the duck, kids
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rodger.bsky.social
If you listen closely you can hear saying “I’m Cam Skattebo and this is Jackass” before every carry
jcrutchmer.bsky.social
tbh the Phillies can be shrugged off as “Eh, they were playing the Dodgers” and in that respect whatever the Eagles are doing right now is way weirder
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edzitron.com
Welcome to JFK. To get to your uber please solve the following riddle and then take this donkey to the Uber zone, where a bus will take you to the cab zone, where a train will take you to where you order an uber. We have spent $70 billion to bring you this service and construction will take 15 years
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billdifilippo.bsky.social
if i were a phillies fan i don't think i'd go outside again ever
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
Feel like “ongoing CONCACAF situation” could describe anything from this to full societal collapse.
sickoscommittee.org
We have an ongoing CONCACAF situation in Nicaragua.
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donmoyn.bsky.social
"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn’t have a hotel room.

Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.
jcrutchmer.bsky.social
Johnny Carson was introduced with “Heeeeeere’s Johnny” for half a century and he’s only the second-coolest person whose name begins with “Johnny Ca-“ and even the wet nerf football brain that is Google can still recognize this
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russbengtson.bsky.social
rick rubin does like five stripped-down solo records with you towards the end of your life because he feels so bad for you, your take on a nine inch nails song becomes the definitive one out of sheer pity for your lameness
jcrutchmer.bsky.social
For the rest of their existence people genuinely think NIN is covering YOU, due to your dorkiness
jcrutchmer.bsky.social
Love Dylan and Springsteen but when the latter sang at the Super Bowl he threw a yellow flag during his set —the least cool thing a person can do. Cash would never. I am baffled beyond repair
jcrutchmer.bsky.social
You have the most common name in all of history and yet someone says “Johnny” and everyone immediately knows they’re talking about you because you’re milquetoast and forgettable
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Drake sitting there reading about how good the judge thought the song was and how everyone really enjoyed it
The song contains lyrics explicitly accusing Drake of being a pedophile, set to a catchy beat and propulsive
bassline. "Not Like Us" went on to become a cultural sensation.
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russbengtson.bsky.social
feel like this slots into the “everyone is 12” theory of everything, oh yeah of course you don’t realize johnny cash is one of the coolest people to ever live, you’re 12
jcrutchmer.bsky.social
- coolest self-intro of all time in “Hello, I’m Johnny Cash”
- coolest photo of all time, flipping off the camera
- coolest live album of all time and it’s from a literal prison
- multiple songs on every greatest-ever list
- *Dylan* saw him as an arbiter of cool

How did we even arrive here
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bhh.bsky.social
Ah yes, famously uncool singer Johnny Cash. I am glad noted arbiter of cool the Wall Street Journal is willing to reconsider his case.