Miss Foster
@missfoster.bsky.social
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It's really stupid how hurt you can feel when someone (who really is nothing more than a total stranger) unfollows you.
It's especially sad when you think they are a really great person and you've previously enjoyed all interactions with them.
It's especially sad when you think they are a really great person and you've previously enjoyed all interactions with them.
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
It's really stupid how hurt you can feel when someone (who really is nothing more than a total stranger) unfollows you.
It's especially sad when you think they are a really great person and you've previously enjoyed all interactions with them.
It's especially sad when you think they are a really great person and you've previously enjoyed all interactions with them.
On the gin ... anyone for wonky cakes?
February 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
On the gin ... anyone for wonky cakes?
New tea towel just arrived...
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
New tea towel just arrived...
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This took me fucking ages
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[Scene is a GREGGS interior. A lone MAN, the only customer in the shop, is standing at counter]
MAN:
Please can I have a sausage roll.
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GREGGS SHOP ASSISTANT:
Certainly sir
[She pulls a leaver on the panini machine and WOOSH the man disappears through a trapdoor].
Whoosh
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[The MAN appears through a chute in an underground bunker. A voice from off-scene greets him]:
Welcome, friend
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[We see the voice is of a military-looking resistance COMMANDER with a moustache]
COMMANDER:
You said "please can I have" instead of “can I get”…
So now you're one of us.
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MAN:
W-where am I ...?
[We see him looking at a hi tech UNDERGROUND MILITARY BUNKER - it has resistance vibes, and has lots of screens with maps etc]
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COMMANDER:
You've joined the resistance…
...against people saying things all American.
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COMMANDER:
We are an underground network of sleeper agents poised to have a right go at young people the moment they say "mom" or "bangs”.
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LIEUTENANT [Staring at screen]:
Agent 244 has just given a Zoomer in Halifax the “could/couldn't care less" speech, sir
COMMANDER:
Very good
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[Show the map of the UK with digital pop ups on it saying ‘GOTTEN’, ‘ZEE’, ‘MATH’ etc
COMMANDER:
You may have heard our name... We are...
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COMMANDER:
...the Fight Against New Yankee Pronunciations and Americanisms Corrupting the King's English!
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[Show the military command center panel. It says on the wall in big metal letters]:
F.A.N.Y.P.A.C.K.E.
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MAN
You've called yourselves the 'Fanny Pack'
COMMANDER:
We didn't spot the acronym
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February 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
This took me fucking ages
Trying to keep positive after the tree surgeons obliterated most of the garden (not their fault, it was a huuuggge tree).
But there are little glimmers which are giving me joy...
But there are little glimmers which are giving me joy...
February 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Trying to keep positive after the tree surgeons obliterated most of the garden (not their fault, it was a huuuggge tree).
But there are little glimmers which are giving me joy...
But there are little glimmers which are giving me joy...
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We used to sell loads of jigsaw puzzles, but now hardly any, which is odd because they’re lovely things and make brilliant gifts 🧩✨
➡️ foxlanebooks.co.uk/jigsaws
➡️ foxlanebooks.co.uk/jigsaws
January 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
We used to sell loads of jigsaw puzzles, but now hardly any, which is odd because they’re lovely things and make brilliant gifts 🧩✨
➡️ foxlanebooks.co.uk/jigsaws
➡️ foxlanebooks.co.uk/jigsaws
There's water dripping from the loft hatch ... that's got to be fine, right? 🤔
January 27, 2026 at 9:22 AM
There's water dripping from the loft hatch ... that's got to be fine, right? 🤔
Forgive me for reposting this, but today my lovely Dad would have been 100.
I'm celebrating on his behalf 🍷
Happy birthday Dad ...
I'm celebrating on his behalf 🍷
Happy birthday Dad ...
January 23, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Forgive me for reposting this, but today my lovely Dad would have been 100.
I'm celebrating on his behalf 🍷
Happy birthday Dad ...
I'm celebrating on his behalf 🍷
Happy birthday Dad ...
I've worked out what makes coming into the office more bearable......
January 23, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I've worked out what makes coming into the office more bearable......
Office day ... and there is blue sky! It feels like we've had grey skies forever.
January 20, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Office day ... and there is blue sky! It feels like we've had grey skies forever.
The moon STILL hasn't arrived (Did you use Evri? ... I bet you used Evri 🙄) ... but even so, I want to wish you the best birthday ever .... Happy Birthday
@crunchyfrog.bsky.social 🥳🎂🫶🏻
@crunchyfrog.bsky.social 🥳🎂🫶🏻
January 20, 2026 at 7:42 AM
The moon STILL hasn't arrived (Did you use Evri? ... I bet you used Evri 🙄) ... but even so, I want to wish you the best birthday ever .... Happy Birthday
@crunchyfrog.bsky.social 🥳🎂🫶🏻
@crunchyfrog.bsky.social 🥳🎂🫶🏻
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“If any of these do break, it’s likely game over for one very good reason: there is no one in the Trump administration able to put them right.”
Trump On The Brink
Five flashpoints that could blow up the Trump Presidency
open.substack.com
January 17, 2026 at 11:58 AM
“If any of these do break, it’s likely game over for one very good reason: there is no one in the Trump administration able to put them right.”
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The Rock’n’Roll Doctor is IN
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 AM
The Rock’n’Roll Doctor is IN
19,934 steps today ... and alot of puffing uphill. Now pouring a big glass of wine..
January 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
19,934 steps today ... and alot of puffing uphill. Now pouring a big glass of wine..
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January 14, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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Rainy morning walk ... I'm constantly amazed how muddy I can get 🙄
January 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Rainy morning walk ... I'm constantly amazed how muddy I can get 🙄
It's all happening in my back garden today ... three very healthy, floofy foxes and one miserable, hungry looking grey heron.
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 AM
It's all happening in my back garden today ... three very healthy, floofy foxes and one miserable, hungry looking grey heron.
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Who's up for coming over and helping me with this ...
January 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Who's up for coming over and helping me with this ...
Just in case you need some ideas for new year's resolutions.
(Thanks to Richard Scarry)
(Thanks to Richard Scarry)
January 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Just in case you need some ideas for new year's resolutions.
(Thanks to Richard Scarry)
(Thanks to Richard Scarry)
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London types. Going to the Apollo Friday night for Inside No9. What's a half decent/reasonably priced place for food within easy walking distance of it?
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
London types. Going to the Apollo Friday night for Inside No9. What's a half decent/reasonably priced place for food within easy walking distance of it?