The middle grade book I was listening to today had a plot point where soldiers doing a war games exercise asked to sleep in a barn where the main character lived and I nearly yelled “3RD AMENDMENT” at work to no one in particular.

a lot of people are finally waking up to the importance of the 3rd amendment. As a 3A absolutist, i think it should be illegal for soldiers to be quartered anywhere in this country. they should be camping under the open sky at all times. all military bases and barracks are unconstitutional.

Johnny Cash was on The Muppet Show back in the day, which is literally one of the coolest things a human could do.

Johnny Cash didn't switch costumes with Elton John on SNL just to have some asshat call him "deeply uncool." I hate to even share this but the ratio is nice.

Surprising no one, I think Butch Walker is painfully underrated as a songwriter. Even my least favorite album of his has the one-two punch of ‘You Gotta Be Just Who You Are’ and ‘I Forgot To Say I Love You’.

Plus he wrote ‘Freak of the Week’ when he was like 28, like what the fuck.

Ohhhh I'd been recommending the David Tenant/Catherine Tate one, but this looks fantastic! I'll have to add it to my rotation!!!

Have you seen the PBS "Great Performances" Merry Wives? It's another all-Black performance, and tons of fun to watch! www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/m...

are you familiar with the joys of midwest shakespeare?
www.youtube.com/shorts/Y10_6...

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

Also, it’s not like Erika needs me to defend them, but they’re a straight fucking hottie. Anyone who disagrees has no taste.

Discovering X-Men with issue 158 which started Carol Danvers sparring with the Starjammers and sneaking Storm and Xavier and Wolverine into the Pentagon to erase federal files on mutants and convincing you she was the leader of the team because she was so fucking awesome has been linked to autism.

Also, not for nothing: she’s not designed for activists. Atsu is literally designed with Erika Ishii’s face and voice. They’re fucking mad that she’s a queer person acting and not catering to their own personal boring sexual fantasy.

I had to check the original source on twitter to make sure it wasn’t a homie being sarcastic and unfortunately the OP is a 100% Trump-lovin’ anti-DEI gooner.

I’m a fucking sex worker and these guys think about jerking off more than me.

Castellanos hits one out, first thing i do is check if It Happened

“What is a cervix if not a set of saloon doors?” Ania Magliano has been a hoot on Taskmaster so far this season.

I think it was the ROH taping where I met the Hungbucks where Hangman’s thing at the time was that he was obsessed with Bury the Drug Free Bear.

Oh god, not the deep Being The Elite lore.

just got jumped into antifa (waved hi to a child in a store)

buddy you’re not going to top the instagram crashout that jessica kirson’s girlfriend had *after* she apologized

"That's all anybody can do right now. Live. Hold out. Survive. I don't know whether good times are coming back again. But I know that won't matter if we don't survive these times."

Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Sower (Earthseed, #1)

“My brother in Christ… learn to knit” is so real

Not only this is amazing because part of fascism is the destruction of joy but it also makes it look ridiculous that the military is being deployed to put a stop to this

An honest-to-god judge actually wrote "'Not Like Us' by Kendrick Lamar dealt the metaphorical killing blow" in a formal legal opinion.

No one has ever lost a beef this badly, and no one ever will.