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ChristmissyMoo 🎄🐮💕
@missymoo.myatproto.social
Good morning, fat people are sexy~

🔞 Usually NSFW 🔞 | Body positive, bisexual, trans | Baseball, porn, and writing | in my prime (30s) | DMs are open if you're chill!

Literally a cow 🐮

Venmo: @missymoo93
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If you like any of my posts i check your profile to see if you're cool, thank u for letting me
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My pitch is simple. Danny Trejo returns as Machete in

MACHETE VS ICE
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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✶ Yuletied Cheer ✶
#art
December 11, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Self-care checkpoint!

Post your favorite selfie!

Mine's from almost 4 years ago but I'm fuckin *beautiful* 🥰
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Behold these incredible baseball names.
Can confirm the Red Sox are acquiring RHP Johan Oviedo, minor league C Adonys Guzman,and minor league LHP Tyler Samaniego for OF Jhostynxon Garcia and RHP Jesus Travieso.
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Itd be cool if desktop discord would just Work
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
God i love this shirt lmao 👀
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today.

There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”

It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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👀💦🐮
October 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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When it’s only you and one other guy in the Discord VC
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I love u princess peach
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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sweet peaches 🩷
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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🪱🪱
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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mmmmmmoooooooo
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I need a haircutttt wah. I like my hair around my ears and its already past my shoulders again lol
December 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Mooooo
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Miltank, but wholesome 🐄
#illustration #pokemon
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Oof suddenly veryyyy sleepy 😴😴😴
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Get in the fucking robot, Tarnished.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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sub sandwich
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I would love to get my face lasered a few more times please
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Marx failed to consider beautiful transsexual women
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Arcanine 🔥

#pokemon #gijinka
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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intsys truly said you've all been too quiet lately. eat this thing
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 AM