Chuck
@mistergone.bsky.social
I'm just some guy, you've probably never heard of me.
Sure, we could save a few bucks by importing genitals, but I think we need to protect American genital manufacturing jobs.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Sure, we could save a few bucks by importing genitals, but I think we need to protect American genital manufacturing jobs.
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Russ Vought loses in court yet again! The full DC Circuit vacated a panel decision that could have permitted Vought to dismantle the CFPB. Amidst an affordability crisis, today’s ruling is a necessary and timely win for CFPB workers and the everyday Americans we serve.
nteu335.org/2025/12/18/c...
nteu335.org/2025/12/18/c...
CFPB Union Applauds Appeals Court Decision as Affordability Win for Working People
The D.C. Circuit vacated a three-judge panel’s decision that could have permitted Russell Vought to dismantle the CFPB.
nteu335.org
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Russ Vought loses in court yet again! The full DC Circuit vacated a panel decision that could have permitted Vought to dismantle the CFPB. Amidst an affordability crisis, today’s ruling is a necessary and timely win for CFPB workers and the everyday Americans we serve.
nteu335.org/2025/12/18/c...
nteu335.org/2025/12/18/c...
Rand Paul and I have always agreed consistently on a few things.
What's weird is that it really seems like Rand Paul and I agree on more things now than "generic Republican" and I agree on, and I feel like that used to be upside-down.
What's weird is that it really seems like Rand Paul and I agree on more things now than "generic Republican" and I agree on, and I feel like that used to be upside-down.
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Rand Paul and I have always agreed consistently on a few things.
What's weird is that it really seems like Rand Paul and I agree on more things now than "generic Republican" and I agree on, and I feel like that used to be upside-down.
What's weird is that it really seems like Rand Paul and I agree on more things now than "generic Republican" and I agree on, and I feel like that used to be upside-down.
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LIVE from the Rally to Protect Your Wallet from CFPB Grinch Russ Vought!
❎🤢❎🤢❎🤢❎🤢❎
We are warming up now!
Next up: speakers from CFPB Union members + allies, and a visit from Mr. Grinch himself 👀
❎🤢❎🤢❎🤢❎🤢❎
We are warming up now!
Next up: speakers from CFPB Union members + allies, and a visit from Mr. Grinch himself 👀
December 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
LIVE from the Rally to Protect Your Wallet from CFPB Grinch Russ Vought!
❎🤢❎🤢❎🤢❎🤢❎
We are warming up now!
Next up: speakers from CFPB Union members + allies, and a visit from Mr. Grinch himself 👀
❎🤢❎🤢❎🤢❎🤢❎
We are warming up now!
Next up: speakers from CFPB Union members + allies, and a visit from Mr. Grinch himself 👀
The three qualities I look for in a romantic partner:
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The three qualities I look for in a romantic partner:
Tonight! It's our 25th Save the #CFPB Livestream, so we're being boring and going back to play #OxygenNotIncluded. Watch the cute duplicants run around as I issue them relentless demands! (Those duplicants really ought to #unionize!) #SaveTheCFPB #unionstrong
www.youtube.com/live/UwuIwcW...
www.youtube.com/live/UwuIwcW...
Save the CFPB (Episode 25) - Oxygen Will Be Included- LIVE!
YouTube video by Chuck
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December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Tonight! It's our 25th Save the #CFPB Livestream, so we're being boring and going back to play #OxygenNotIncluded. Watch the cute duplicants run around as I issue them relentless demands! (Those duplicants really ought to #unionize!) #SaveTheCFPB #unionstrong
www.youtube.com/live/UwuIwcW...
www.youtube.com/live/UwuIwcW...
Ha ha ha... Now add, "And you work for the federal government." 🤪
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Ha ha ha... Now add, "And you work for the federal government." 🤪
It's not quintessential, but my all-time favorite is, "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades," because it's silly.
Also, I'm pretty sure companies followed up by doing five blades.
theonion.com/fuck-everyth...
Also, I'm pretty sure companies followed up by doing five blades.
theonion.com/fuck-everyth...
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
It's not quintessential, but my all-time favorite is, "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades," because it's silly.
Also, I'm pretty sure companies followed up by doing five blades.
theonion.com/fuck-everyth...
Also, I'm pretty sure companies followed up by doing five blades.
theonion.com/fuck-everyth...
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
theonion.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Join me tonight for more of the #SaveTheCFPB Livestream, where I'll play #Expeditions: A #Mudrunner Game, where I'll... well, drive around in the mud!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=em3X...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=em3X...
Save the CFPB (Episode 24) - Black Friday Mudrunning - LIVE!
YouTube video by Chuck
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November 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Join me tonight for more of the #SaveTheCFPB Livestream, where I'll play #Expeditions: A #Mudrunner Game, where I'll... well, drive around in the mud!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=em3X...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=em3X...
Tonight, it's time for some #DungeonsAndDragons! Join me (and some friends) as we play Shadows over Mystara on the #SaveTheCFPB Livestream! #cfpb #unionstrong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AvP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AvP...
Save the CFPB (Episode 23) - Dungeons & Dragons with Friends - LIVE!
YouTube video by Chuck
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November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Tonight, it's time for some #DungeonsAndDragons! Join me (and some friends) as we play Shadows over Mystara on the #SaveTheCFPB Livestream! #cfpb #unionstrong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AvP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AvP...
Join me in a few short hours for the SAVE THE CFPB LIVESTREAM, where I'll play #OxygenNotIncluded and talk about the #CFPB!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUOl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUOl...
Save the CFPB (Episode 22) - Thermodynamics Fun in Oxygen Not Included- LIVE!
YouTube video by Chuck
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November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Join me in a few short hours for the SAVE THE CFPB LIVESTREAM, where I'll play #OxygenNotIncluded and talk about the #CFPB!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUOl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUOl...
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Being among the first interrogated and ultimately fired by DOGE, I certainly felt we were facing the business end of a right-wing conspiracy theory 🧵
DOGE was not a money-saving effort. It was an effort to chase down and prove right-wing conspiracy theories. They went after USAID to prove conspiracy theories about foreign aid. Then they went after SSA to, again, pursue conspiracy theories about Dems paying "illegals" to vote. 1/2
All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.
I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Being among the first interrogated and ultimately fired by DOGE, I certainly felt we were facing the business end of a right-wing conspiracy theory 🧵
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DOGE was not a money-saving effort. It was an effort to chase down and prove right-wing conspiracy theories. They went after USAID to prove conspiracy theories about foreign aid. Then they went after SSA to, again, pursue conspiracy theories about Dems paying "illegals" to vote. 1/2
All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.
I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter
U.S. President Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency has disbanded with eight months left to its mandate.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
DOGE was not a money-saving effort. It was an effort to chase down and prove right-wing conspiracy theories. They went after USAID to prove conspiracy theories about foreign aid. Then they went after SSA to, again, pursue conspiracy theories about Dems paying "illegals" to vote. 1/2
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CFPB Workers don’t consent to Vought’s creepy “Humility Pledge” fantasy. nteu335.org/2025/11/24/c...
CFPB Workers Don’t Consent to Vought’s Creepy “Humility Pledge” Fantasy
CFPB Union members slam Vought's "Humility Pledge."
nteu335.org
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
CFPB Workers don’t consent to Vought’s creepy “Humility Pledge” fantasy. nteu335.org/2025/11/24/c...
**Tonight at 7pm EST!** It's the Gaming Livestream with PURPOSE - the Save the CFPB Livestream! Join me and party down and make comments in the chat because they make me feel SEEN. #savethecfpb #cfpb #unionstrong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ2I...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ2I...
Save the CFPB (Episode 21) - Simpsons Retro Gaming- LIVE!
YouTube video by Chuck
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November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
**Tonight at 7pm EST!** It's the Gaming Livestream with PURPOSE - the Save the CFPB Livestream! Join me and party down and make comments in the chat because they make me feel SEEN. #savethecfpb #cfpb #unionstrong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ2I...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ2I...
Words that should be words, part 3:
BOLKA
BOLKA
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Words that should be words, part 3:
BOLKA
BOLKA
I think someone should open a Sushi & Biscuits restaurant.
Like if you agree.
Like if you agree.
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think someone should open a Sushi & Biscuits restaurant.
Like if you agree.
Like if you agree.
Words that should be words, part 2:
MUNT
MUNT
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Words that should be words, part 2:
MUNT
MUNT
Words that should be words, part 1:
BEFWOD
BEFWOD
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Words that should be words, part 1:
BEFWOD
BEFWOD
HUFF THAT SACK! Check out my latest short video for the #SaveTheCFPB Livestream!
www.instagram.com/p/DQVVTpYkQBr/
www.instagram.com/p/DQVVTpYkQBr/
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
HUFF THAT SACK! Check out my latest short video for the #SaveTheCFPB Livestream!
www.instagram.com/p/DQVVTpYkQBr/
www.instagram.com/p/DQVVTpYkQBr/
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AFGE President got it disastrously wrong. If Congress passes budget cuts, it means PERMANENT FIRINGS for feds, & cuts to essential services for ALL Americans. 1,300 will lose our jobs at CFPB.
Federal workers deserve better. NO BAD BUDGET IN OUR NAME! #GOPShutdown www.cnn.com/2025/10/27/p...
Federal workers deserve better. NO BAD BUDGET IN OUR NAME! #GOPShutdown www.cnn.com/2025/10/27/p...
Democrats not swayed by call to end shutdown from largest federal workers’ union | CNN Politics
Democrats appear to be unmoved by fresh demands from the largest federal employees’ union to reopen the government, a sign that the shutdown stalemate between lawmakers will continue as government…
www.cnn.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
AFGE President got it disastrously wrong. If Congress passes budget cuts, it means PERMANENT FIRINGS for feds, & cuts to essential services for ALL Americans. 1,300 will lose our jobs at CFPB.
Federal workers deserve better. NO BAD BUDGET IN OUR NAME! #GOPShutdown www.cnn.com/2025/10/27/p...
Federal workers deserve better. NO BAD BUDGET IN OUR NAME! #GOPShutdown www.cnn.com/2025/10/27/p...
Join me (and my kids) tomorrow at 12pm (EDT) for Save the CFPB featuring Sledding Game! It's a hoot and a holler! Join us!
youtube.com/live/HlStPot...
youtube.com/live/HlStPot...
Save the CFPB (Episode 13) - Sledding Game: How to Sled and Protect Consumers! - LIVE!
YouTube video by Chuck
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October 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Join me (and my kids) tomorrow at 12pm (EDT) for Save the CFPB featuring Sledding Game! It's a hoot and a holler! Join us!
youtube.com/live/HlStPot...
youtube.com/live/HlStPot...
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Meet Mr. Shutdown. First he fought to stop the CFPB from fighting fraud. Now it's the whole government. He doesn't care about you. He cares about power.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
www.politico.com/live-updates...
It’s official: White House orders federal agencies to shut down
Russell Vought said federal employees should still report to work so they can “undertake orderly shutdown activities.”
www.politico.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Meet Mr. Shutdown. First he fought to stop the CFPB from fighting fraud. Now it's the whole government. He doesn't care about you. He cares about power.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
www.politico.com/live-updates...