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Mister Shushy

@mistershushy.bsky.social

4K followers 15K following 82 posts

I used to do stand up but now I sit down and write shit. My book "Microplastics Are Your Friends!" is now available on Amazon. https://linktr.ee/mistershushy

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t expect anything anymore, I just assume I’m going to be disappointed

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 1d

Update: I roasted this wimp so hard in their DMs that they blocked me

Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 1d

Oh man thanks so much! Let me know what you think!

Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 1d

Woah! That’s my 2.4k closest friends you’re talking about! Of course they aren’t going to like or reply to your comment, you’re being mean to me and they all love me too much to egg you on. Also I follow these 9k profiles because each of them really speaks to me.

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 1d

I for one am honored to be on @talesofmoderation.bsky.social’s watchlist, as a former stand up comedian I’ll take whatever credits I can get

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 2d

I’m so jealous of him being able to touch his toes

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 2d

It’s gonna be my wife

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 3d

I’m about to buy a goat

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 4d

Oh man they like each other! I wish my cats liked each other

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 4d

More like “HelloDeath”

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 4d

One of the best genres of legs for sure

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 4d

Update: bag has been secured

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 6d

We could just talk and shit

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 6d

And we are live at @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social! Come out and fight me!

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 9d

This Sunday I will be in booth GF113 at @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social in Boston! 10am to 5pm!

I’ll be selling copies of my book “Microplastics Are Your Friends!” and a tote bag, as well as a special mystery item you’ll need to show up in person to see!

Admission is FREE! Come on out!

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 10d

Good. It’s a good thing to make sure people have access to healthcare

Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 11d

At the Riyadh Comedy Festival, you’ll know a comic had a good set if the crowd all laughed, but it won’t be a LEGENDARY set unless they’re sent home in multiple duffle bags

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 14d

No, she turned to stone shortly after this was taken

Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 14d

Yeah but you missed it. It was really beautiful, Ronald did the eulogy and Big Mac’s wife took the stage as pyrotechnics went off behind her

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 15d

That little dangling arm is so cute. I would commit war crimes for her

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 15d

We do not have a choice, might as well act like we want them here

Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 16d

I’m loving the new Neighborhood Watch bit you’re working on

Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 16d

In the latest post on my Substack, horny alien gonzo journalist Cherk Denim remembers his dearly departed friend The Zipper.

Remembering My Friend Charlie "The Zipper" Kirk

By Cherk Denim.

open.substack.com

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 16d

Oh sweet my tweet that went viral during the pandemic is going viral again. I guess I really nailed it huh

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Mister Shushy @mistershushy.bsky.social · 27d

I heard at that big Vatican concert last night they discovered someone in the audience was a pedophile and just moved the guy to a different part of the audience

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