Mister Shushy
@mistershushy.bsky.social
I used to do stand up but now I sit down and write shit. My book "Microplastics Are Your Friends!" is now available on Amazon.
https://linktr.ee/mistershushy
https://linktr.ee/mistershushy
Top 5 lessons the Democrats have learned from @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's victory in NYC
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Top 5 lessons the Democrats have learned from @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's victory in NYC
Yeah that's not what I needed to happen
She actually fucked the doctor
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Yeah that's not what I needed to happen
Frankenstein (2025) movie review
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Frankenstein (2025) movie review
I was lucky enough to get my hands on a leaked shooting copy of the Avengers: Doomsday script, and I have read it. I take back everything that I’ve said about this movie, I think it’s going to be incredible.
I have assembled the five craziest moments from this script for you all right here:
I have assembled the five craziest moments from this script for you all right here:
The 5 Craziest Moments From The Leaked Avengers: Doomsday Shooting Script
Beware: spoilers ahead!
open.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I was lucky enough to get my hands on a leaked shooting copy of the Avengers: Doomsday script, and I have read it. I take back everything that I’ve said about this movie, I think it’s going to be incredible.
I have assembled the five craziest moments from this script for you all right here:
I have assembled the five craziest moments from this script for you all right here:
Yesterday I did a bit where I joked that I accidentally posted a video of my balls meant for my doctor on MyChart into the TikTok app instead and it is really bringing out all the galaxy-brained geniuses
November 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Yesterday I did a bit where I joked that I accidentally posted a video of my balls meant for my doctor on MyChart into the TikTok app instead and it is really bringing out all the galaxy-brained geniuses
The top 9 meanest comments about my junk
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The top 9 meanest comments about my junk
My cat lives a nice, comfortable life.
Someone needs to save your head from that haircut, lady.
Someone needs to save your head from that haircut, lady.
Someone please save that cat.
This apartment or house should be condemned. How can anyone live in these conditions?
This apartment or house should be condemned. How can anyone live in these conditions?
Obama’s 4 worst lies
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My cat lives a nice, comfortable life.
Someone needs to save your head from that haircut, lady.
Someone needs to save your head from that haircut, lady.
Obama’s 4 worst lies
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Obama’s 4 worst lies
In my latest newsletter, I recount my No Kings experience, weigh in on the discourse surrounding it and then give my review of the new Chainsaw Man movie based on the three separate times I watched it opening weekend.
The Shushletter #2: Write, Period. Featured Me & HorizonMass News Interviewed Me / No Kings: Yay or Nahh? / I Saw The Chainsaw Man Movie 3 Times Opening Weekend
October 27th, 2025.
open.substack.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
In my latest newsletter, I recount my No Kings experience, weigh in on the discourse surrounding it and then give my review of the new Chainsaw Man movie based on the three separate times I watched it opening weekend.
I’m really worried about Michael Rapaport. I’m worried he’s going to do something drastic, he’s been posting deranged rants about a guy running for mayor of NYC.
Really scary stuff, I am hoping if enough of us report his account he can be forced to get the help he desperately needs.
Really scary stuff, I am hoping if enough of us report his account he can be forced to get the help he desperately needs.
October 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’m really worried about Michael Rapaport. I’m worried he’s going to do something drastic, he’s been posting deranged rants about a guy running for mayor of NYC.
Really scary stuff, I am hoping if enough of us report his account he can be forced to get the help he desperately needs.
Really scary stuff, I am hoping if enough of us report his account he can be forced to get the help he desperately needs.
5 more embarrassing tattoos you didn’t realize popular politicians have
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
5 more embarrassing tattoos you didn’t realize popular politicians have
It’s my fault guys, I wished on a monkey’s paw for a progressive to run against Susan Collins in Maine
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It’s my fault guys, I wished on a monkey’s paw for a progressive to run against Susan Collins in Maine
Wow this is a great review of my book, so glad someone else sees the real truth behind microplastics!
Microsplastics Are Your Friends — booke review
I’m here to tell you about a book I just read called “Microplastics Are Your Friends” by Mister Shushy. It’s a self-published book on…
medium.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Wow this is a great review of my book, so glad someone else sees the real truth behind microplastics!
Last June, my uncle died and I collected my thoughts about him in a piece for my Substack.
It's the saddest thing I've ever written and it just got featured in the latest newsletter from Write, Period.
So if you haven't read it yet you should check it out:
It's the saddest thing I've ever written and it just got featured in the latest newsletter from Write, Period.
So if you haven't read it yet you should check it out:
15 Publications Paying for Works of Poetry, Nonfiction, Fiction and Art + Essays On the Complexity of Grief
Featuring Narrative Personal Essays from our Community of Writers
writeperiod.substack.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Last June, my uncle died and I collected my thoughts about him in a piece for my Substack.
It's the saddest thing I've ever written and it just got featured in the latest newsletter from Write, Period.
So if you haven't read it yet you should check it out:
It's the saddest thing I've ever written and it just got featured in the latest newsletter from Write, Period.
So if you haven't read it yet you should check it out:
In my first newsletter I talk about ruffling feathers while farming engagement on my Bluesky profile and recap my absolutely insane weekend where I saw Chance The Rapper live and then woke up early to run a booth at Boston’s @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social on like 4 hours of sleep.
The Shushletter #1: My Bluesky Crime Spree/Wicked Comic Con Recap/Chance The Rapper’s Boston Show
10/13/2025
open.substack.com
October 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
In my first newsletter I talk about ruffling feathers while farming engagement on my Bluesky profile and recap my absolutely insane weekend where I saw Chance The Rapper live and then woke up early to run a booth at Boston’s @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social on like 4 hours of sleep.
I’m so jealous of him being able to touch his toes
October 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’m so jealous of him being able to touch his toes
More like “HelloDeath”
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
More like “HelloDeath”
Update: bag has been secured
October 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Update: bag has been secured
And we are live at @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social! Come out and fight me!
October 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
And we are live at @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social! Come out and fight me!
This Sunday I will be in booth GF113 at @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social in Boston! 10am to 5pm!
I’ll be selling copies of my book “Microplastics Are Your Friends!” and a tote bag, as well as a special mystery item you’ll need to show up in person to see!
Admission is FREE! Come on out!
I’ll be selling copies of my book “Microplastics Are Your Friends!” and a tote bag, as well as a special mystery item you’ll need to show up in person to see!
Admission is FREE! Come on out!
October 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This Sunday I will be in booth GF113 at @wickedcomiccon.bsky.social in Boston! 10am to 5pm!
I’ll be selling copies of my book “Microplastics Are Your Friends!” and a tote bag, as well as a special mystery item you’ll need to show up in person to see!
Admission is FREE! Come on out!
I’ll be selling copies of my book “Microplastics Are Your Friends!” and a tote bag, as well as a special mystery item you’ll need to show up in person to see!
Admission is FREE! Come on out!
At the Riyadh Comedy Festival, you’ll know a comic had a good set if the crowd all laughed, but it won’t be a LEGENDARY set unless they’re sent home in multiple duffle bags
September 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
At the Riyadh Comedy Festival, you’ll know a comic had a good set if the crowd all laughed, but it won’t be a LEGENDARY set unless they’re sent home in multiple duffle bags
That little dangling arm is so cute. I would commit war crimes for her
September 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
That little dangling arm is so cute. I would commit war crimes for her
In the latest post on my Substack, horny alien gonzo journalist Cherk Denim remembers his dearly departed friend The Zipper.
Remembering My Friend Charlie "The Zipper" Kirk
By Cherk Denim.
open.substack.com
September 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
In the latest post on my Substack, horny alien gonzo journalist Cherk Denim remembers his dearly departed friend The Zipper.
Oh sweet my tweet that went viral during the pandemic is going viral again. I guess I really nailed it huh
September 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Oh sweet my tweet that went viral during the pandemic is going viral again. I guess I really nailed it huh